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And my twat ain't half as annoying as that wanker.

 

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf.

 

 

Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish ;)

Echoes by Pink Floyd? :baby:

 

Out of the Void - Primal Scream?

 

 

Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad.

Spot on. You tell him. :P

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If toontastic were an open plan office and it's posters were admin-officers, Fop would be the one hanging from an air vent masturbating into his shit then eating it?

 

What a lively imagination you have :baby:

 

In fairness it could be an incident borrowed from real life. :P

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And my twat ain't half as annoying as that wanker.

 

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf.

 

 

Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish ;)

Echoes by Pink Floyd? :baby:

 

Out of the Void - Primal Scream?

 

 

Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad.

Spot on. You tell him. :P

 

had ye whisht sunshine.

 

You're the only girl that's ever complained that I "took too long"

 

I can't help it, I'm built for speed.

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And my twat ain't half as annoying as that wanker.

 

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf.

 

 

Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish ;)

Echoes by Pink Floyd? :baby:

 

Out of the Void - Primal Scream?

 

 

Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad.

Spot on. You tell him. :P

 

had ye whisht sunshine.

 

You're the only girl that's ever complained that I "took too long"

 

I can't help it, I'm built for speed.

 

 

Shut up before I take you out with one of my ping-pong balls.

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And my twat ain't half as annoying as that wanker.

 

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf.

 

 

Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish ;)

Echoes by Pink Floyd? :baby:

 

Out of the Void - Primal Scream?

 

 

Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad.

Spot on. You tell him. :P

 

had ye whisht sunshine.

 

You're the only girl that's ever complained that I "took too long"

 

I can't help it, I'm built for speed.

 

 

Shut up before I take you out with one of my ping-pong balls.

 

coming out of you like a flock of sparrows.

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coming out of you like a flock of sparrows.

 

 

I'll have to be on my toes, normally it's easy to duck the things coming out of her clunge. Because they always, but always turn left as they exit.

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And my twat ain't half as annoying as that wanker.

 

then it's a shame it doesn't do the talking on your behalf.

 

 

Soz hun, it doesn't talk but I can whistle you a tune if you wish ;)

Echoes by Pink Floyd? :baby:

 

Out of the Void - Primal Scream?

 

 

Give up, Echoes was funny cos it was quickly responded. You took too long. Go back to smoking your pipe and reading the times grandad.

Spot on. You tell him. :P

 

had ye whisht sunshine.

 

You're the only girl that's ever complained that I "took too long"

 

I can't help it, I'm built for speed.

 

 

Shut up before I take you out with one of my ping-pong balls.

 

coming out of you like a flock of sparrows.

 

 

Be warned sunshine, I cab kick em out at some speed, if one catches you unawares it'll more than smart a little.

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He didn't heed..... He regreted it.....

 

Looks more like he's preparing to run at it heed first.

 

Or he likes the same stuff Ashley Cole does and he's trying to use the speakerphone

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Fop just needs to get laid me thinks!

 

How about a whip round lads? Might relax him a little.

 

(oh and not offering my services, just thought if we could raise enough for a couple of bottle of Jack D we could rope Ragina in :P )

 

 

:baby: two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?!

 

 

ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness ;)

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Fop just needs to get laid me thinks!

 

How about a whip round lads? Might relax him a little.

 

(oh and not offering my services, just thought if we could raise enough for a couple of bottle of Jack D we could rope Ragina in :P )

 

 

:baby: two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?!

 

 

ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness ;)

 

No offence was just taking advice from your avatar. ;)

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Fop just needs to get laid me thinks!

 

How about a whip round lads? Might relax him a little.

 

(oh and not offering my services, just thought if we could raise enough for a couple of bottle of Jack D we could rope Ragina in ;) )

 

 

:P two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?!

 

 

ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness :o

 

No offence was just taking advice from your avatar. ;)

 

It says 12 not "a couple" ...expensive date :baby:

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Fop just needs to get laid me thinks!

 

How about a whip round lads? Might relax him a little.

 

(oh and not offering my services, just thought if we could raise enough for a couple of bottle of Jack D we could rope Ragina in ;) )

 

 

:P two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?!

 

 

ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness :o

 

No offence was just taking advice from your avatar. :o

 

It says 12 not "a couple" ...expensive date :baby:

 

 

it says 1.2 bottles! ;)

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Fop just needs to get laid me thinks!

 

How about a whip round lads? Might relax him a little.

 

(oh and not offering my services, just thought if we could raise enough for a couple of bottle of Jack D we could rope Ragina in ;) )

 

 

:P two things 1) is that what he likes?, 2) what's he done to you?!

 

 

ahem children ...keep me the fuck out of this Foppery thank you very muchness :o

 

No offence was just taking advice from your avatar. :o

 

It says 12 not "a couple" ...expensive date :baby:

 

 

it says 1.2 bottles! ;)

 

After 12, Radg's vision is a little blurred. :o

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