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I have 2 shotguns and have never yet killed anyone

 

at least not that anyone knows about

 

Direct quote from your CV?

 

Nah it wouldn't go down well with lawyers

 

cunts to a man.

 

I'm a lawyer

 

He's a propertyubermancer so he wins. ;)

 

 

:baby: Go on Fop!!!

 

Giving it both barrells today!

 

 

Necromancer more like. :P

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I have 2 shotguns and have never yet killed anyone

 

at least not that anyone knows about

 

Direct quote from your CV?

 

Nah it wouldn't go down well with lawyers

 

cunts to a man.

 

I'm a lawyer

 

He's a propertyubermancer so he wins. ;)

 

 

:baby: Go on Fop!!!

 

Giving it both barrells today!

 

;) alex would say you were lying. :P

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I have 2 shotguns and have never yet killed anyone

 

at least not that anyone knows about

 

Direct quote from your CV?

 

Nah it wouldn't go down well with lawyers

 

cunts to a man.

 

I'm a lawyer

 

He's a propertyubermancer so he wins. ;)

 

 

:baby: Go on Fop!!!

 

Giving it both barrells today!

 

 

Necromancer more like. :P

 

Tis a Dark Art. 239_fishing.gif

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

:baby: With Oor Wullie and the Bash Street kid in tow I presume, ya wee scamp?

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

:baby: With Oor Wullie and the Bash Street kid in tow I presume, ya wee scamp?

I'm not literally standing there thinking 'should I do it'? But you know what I mean. I had a similar urge when I first the police in Spain carrying them. Except I was 3.

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

First time I went to the States, in Port Authority NY, I had a near overwhelming urge to do just that. It appeard to be alarmed though, and probably wasn't a good idea tbh.

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

 

lol indeed and civil servants can go with them to a gun club as a guest to shoot as well..

 

one of my friends just started in the police over here...which for us is the oddest sight in the world considering we've seen him during his goth phase with blue hair and flame toed nu-rock boots etc etc.

Now he's a shaved head like myself and walking around with the gun and baton etc.

Takes it all very seriously mind, guns locked up in a safe in the house.

 

(but his riot gear isn't and without fail someone does a darthvader/spaceballs impression every party)

You even get a few a Irish Catholics in the British Army these days (from the north and the south). I bet they keep that quiet when they get home though :baby:

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

First time I went to the States, in Port Authority NY, I had a near overwhelming urge to do just that. It appeard to be alarmed though, and probably wasn't a good idea tbh.

The ones over here have like a curled bit of wire, presumably the alarm too. It's seemingly quite strange but I suppose they've been armed over here for a long time so the lercals think it's no big deal.

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

 

lol indeed and civil servants can go with them to a gun club as a guest to shoot as well..

 

one of my friends just started in the police over here...which for us is the oddest sight in the world considering we've seen him during his goth phase with blue hair and flame toed nu-rock boots etc etc.

Now he's a shaved head like myself and walking around with the gun and baton etc.

Takes it all very seriously mind, guns locked up in a safe in the house.

 

(but his riot gear isn't and without fail someone does a darthvader/spaceballs impression every party)

You even get a few a Irish Catholics in the British Army these days (from the north and the south). I bet they keep that quiet when they get home though :baby:

 

Aye, really good money for the police tbh starts off at 24k'ish going up quickly to around 28k, and until lately for obvious reasons if you were catholic you had an easier time of getting in due to them wanting a more even ratio.

 

I'd happily do that as a job in the states or somewhere, just not in N.Ireland (even with times being less ropey now)

I wouldn't do it in Northern Ireland and I definitely wouldn't do it in the US. Fuck that shit.

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

First time I went to the States, in Port Authority NY, I had a near overwhelming urge to do just that. It appeard to be alarmed though, and probably wasn't a good idea tbh.

 

There's a slow militarisation of all of the UK police going on, even PCSO's are wearing military style boots these days. :baby:

 

Standard guns will be soon enough.

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The psychologist told me these thoughts are common and actually healthy as long as you don't carry them out. :baby::P

 

What about pushing people in front of the tube or metro? I actually have to stand in the platform entrance until the train arrives as I don't trust myself.

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

First time I went to the States, in Port Authority NY, I had a near overwhelming urge to do just that. It appeard to be alarmed though, and probably wasn't a good idea tbh.

 

There's a slow militarisation of all of the UK police going on, even PCSO's are wearing military style boots these days. :baby:

 

Standard guns will be soon enough.

The military style's all the rage these days man.

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When we played in Belgrade in 98, we were taken to a night club by a bloke we'd met which had a cloakroom type check-in facility for guns - scary in hindsight but it seemed "cool" at the time.

 

The bloke was the bouncer at a pub (actually a bingo club) we'd gone to one night but it turned out he was also a bodyguard for the local gangsters.

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The psychologist told me these thoughts are common and actually healthy as long as you don't carry them out. :baby::P

 

What about pushing people in front of the tube or metro? I actually have to stand in the platform entrance until the train arrives as I don't trust myself.

 

Gordon Ramsay chief suspect in Metro death push.

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The police all carry them over in Norn Iron like. Bit strange. I keep wanting to grab one and run away.

 

First time I went to the States, in Port Authority NY, I had a near overwhelming urge to do just that. It appeard to be alarmed though, and probably wasn't a good idea tbh.

 

There's a slow militarisation of all of the UK police going on, even PCSO's are wearing military style boots these days. :baby:

 

Standard guns will be soon enough.

The military style's all the rage these days man.

Big shift in general British policing though (we've never had a military based or styled police force unlike a lot of countries).

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I don't really see much wrong with the police being armed tbh (granted they've been properly checked not to be loopers).

 

You'll get a lot less arguments from average criminals armed with knives and bottles if someone produces a bit of firepower :P

 

I think it can have a major negative effect on community policing. The solution is to compromise, give them all Tazers. :baby:

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