Christmas Tree 4437 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Suzuki X1 49cc Moped --- Discovered the world at 33mph stretched flat across the petrol tank to cut down on drag. Suzuki GT250 --- Shit off a stick and a wonder to this day how im not dead. Ford Escort MK 1 --- Quickly learned there was more fun to be had with girls with a nice warm back seat so swapped bike for car Ford Capri --- Didnt everyone have in the 80"s. Used to stop and do 0-60 tests in the tyne tunnel! (Boy racers eh) Lanci Beta HPE Estate --- My first love that impressed my second love, my wife. Footnote: Pics from google not actual cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Fair cop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Again not my actual car. That's my first transport so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 fucking hell you kept your capri until you could afford a brand new corvette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 fucking hell you kept your capri until you could afford a brand new corvette? wtf? All nighter? Its a fucking Lancia that cost £200 (Library pics as stated) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... Something like a Bentley or Roller more suitable d'you reckon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Well sure but I'd boycott Corvette too... and I just point blank refuse to buy Lockheed these days, they're so tacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// The one that looks like a Lancia......... Howay man, keep up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// ... the fifth mode of trasnport in your first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Well sure but I'd boycott Corvette too... and I just point blank refuse to buy Lockheed these days, they're so tacky. I have a mental picture of you in a Humvee, spinning rims, wearing a smoking jacket and puffing on a Meerschaum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// ... the fifth mode of trasnport in your first post Its a fucking lancia, as it says L A N C I A!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// ... the fifth mode of trasnport in your first post Its a fucking corvette, as it says C O R V E T T E!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Doesn't the Corvette suck going round corners though CT? and it's not really useful having that kind of car in Britain, I'd have thought... What Fucking Corvette????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// ... the fifth mode of trasnport in your first post Its a fucking corvette, as it says C O R V E T T E!!!!!!! That fucking through me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 poor CT, he's gone quite quite mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Fish's First five modes of transport... ...if only he could stop wanking on street corners.... and he had such a promising life ahead of him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 soccermom was the mode of transport for five of the lads on here. She had three speeds, worn pads and a clicker that made a noise once she really got going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 soccermom was the mode of transport for five of the lads on here. She had three speeds, worn pads and a clicker that made a noise once she really got going... At least I'm not left in the garage. I get to roam free and have regular full services. Computer - Upgraded regularly Tyres - Balanced Steering - Goes where you want it to Road Handling - Clings to the curves Miles on the clock - Not too few, not to many, plenty left in her Speed - 0-60 in 7.5 seconds if you handle her right Undercarriage and exhaust - Neat Tidy and well maintained, no signs of rust Body work - Well looked after, polished and perfectly formed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 soccermom was the mode of transport for five of the lads on here. She had three speeds, worn pads and a clicker that made a noise once she really got going... Bingo wing Mirrors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 She does come with a couple of spare tyres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 poor CT, he's gone quite quite mad. he does seem rather confused by the situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10429 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 It really should be done some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 She does come with a couple of spare tyres Wacky reckons the Headlamps keep dropping,and the exhaust pipe is one of those noisy jobs you could fit your head up, rusty stains round it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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