Meenzer 15719 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I had a peppermint tea in Berlin last week that was an actual peppermint infusion, leaves in the glass type thing. I'll be sticking to teabags in future. (*awaits inevitable "teabagging" edit*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 if it's done well a Mojito is bloody lovely. It's a twat of a drink to ask for though. Or if you're tasked with ordering a WooWoo, an Fruuli(sp?) or a Gin Sling, I just feel like I should apologise immediately and beat myself with nettles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Drinks with "amusing innuendo"-type names are an instant no-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 It's great being a girl - we can order all manner of screamingly gay drinks. Singapore Sling? Don't mind if I do thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 its when you have to ask for shit things like sex on the beach or a screaming orgasm. They're just fucking ridiculous names. taste nice but you feel like a total tool asking for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I simply refuse to order girly drinks regardless of the number in the group...Not even Alsterwasser....ffs!! Alsterwasser is by far the worst offender mentioned in this thread so far. For the uninitiated, it's what yer northern Germans call shandy. Why the fuck not just call it a radler like the rest of the country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Shandys are fairly girly I find. Fwiw, mojitos are lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 (edited) Tbf I left Mojitos behind in the late 90's. But when I came to Germany it was like they'd just discovered them, along with sushi. Edited August 29, 2009 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Not a great fan of Mojitos but after we had drank most of the alcohol in the house at a party a couple of weeks ago we found a mint bush in the garden and cracked on with the Mojito making ...seemed like a good idea at three in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 Not a great fan of Mojitos but after we had drank most of the alcohol in the house at a party a couple of weeks ago we found a mint bush in the garden and cracked on with the Mojito making ...seemed like a good idea at three in the morning The upside is there is something in mint that makes you horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 The SS must be turning in their graves at the mojito swigging tarts in germany these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 (edited) The SS must be turning in their graves at the mojito swigging tarts in germany these days. The men here are basically women. Most are passive, boring, irritating, nicely turned out, lacking initative, obsessed with detail to a microscopic level, well meaning in a dumb way, follow the leader, obsessed with status, lacking small talk or mischief (unless it's a total cliche), henpecked, well trained, scared, any fight educated and emasculated out of them.....gayers to the last...This country is finished. Edited August 29, 2009 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Aye, until somebody comes along and fancies their chances again, turning those swizzel sticks into machine guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I love a Mojito, has to be done properly though. My mate had one in the Goose that looked like a fucking Smirnoff Ice poured into a glass. I was actually offended by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 The SS must be turning in their graves at the mojito swigging tarts in germany these days. The men here are basically women. Most are passive, boring, irritating, nicely turned out, lacking initative, obsessed with detail to a microscopic level, well meaning in a dumb way, follow the leader, obsessed with status, lacking small talk or mischief (unless it's a total cliche), henpecked, well trained, scared, any fight educated and emasculated out of them.....gayers to the last...This country is finished. So are you still sitting down to piss then Parky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 The SS must be turning in their graves at the mojito swigging tarts in germany these days. The men here are basically women. Most are passive, boring, irritating, nicely turned out, lacking initative, obsessed with detail to a microscopic level, well meaning in a dumb way, follow the leader, obsessed with status, lacking small talk or mischief (unless it's a total cliche), henpecked, well trained, scared, any fight educated and emasculated out of them.....gayers to the last...This country is finished. So are you still sitting down to piss then Parky? Never!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I've just been to the supermarket and bought some Sainsburys Organic French Lager. And some White Zinfandel. Ooooo chase me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 I've just been to the supermarket and bought some Sainsburys Organic French Lager. And some White Zinfandel. Ooooo chase me! How could you stoop so low?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 The SS must be turning in their graves at the mojito swigging tarts in germany these days. The men here are basically women. Most are passive, boring, irritating, nicely turned out, lacking initative, obsessed with detail to a microscopic level, well meaning in a dumb way, follow the leader, obsessed with status, lacking small talk or mischief (unless it's a total cliche), henpecked, well trained, scared, any fight educated and emasculated out of them.....gayers to the last...This country is finished. So what you're saying is that you fitted in with ease then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hova Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 When I'm wrapping up an all day session I often go onto vodka+lime+lemonade It just tastes so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 The SS must be turning in their graves at the mojito swigging tarts in germany these days. Aye, because no one in the Nazi party was a pork knuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hova Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Just ask gejon what he drinks and be done with this thread imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 There are no gay drinks, only gay drinkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I've just been to the supermarket and bought some Sainsburys Organic French Lager. And some White Zinfandel. Ooooo chase me! How could you stoop so low?? The selection in Sainsburys is shite tbh. I was after some of that Lech Polish shite, but Sainsburys don't stock it. Thought I'd try the organic stuff just to see what it likes. Worst comes to worst I've got some new Bros bottle tops for my shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 I've just been to the supermarket and bought some Sainsburys Organic French Lager. And some White Zinfandel. Ooooo chase me! How could you stoop so low?? The selection in Sainsburys is shite tbh. I was after some of that Lech Polish shite, but Sainsburys don't stock it. Thought I'd try the organic stuff just to see what it likes. Worst comes to worst I've got some new Bros bottle tops for my shoes. Had some last week. Quite tasty as it goes and potenet. One euro a bottle here. *Organic stuff is more important with fatty things like cheese, butter etc as they store more pesticides etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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