Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 For instance some of the German blokes I know don't blush at ordering a mint tea at a bar in the evening (past 9.00pm an all). If I'm getting a round in I refuse to do it and just get them a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Wine. Gay as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31203 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Wine. Gay as fuck. In a bar perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I love the cocktail. Cannit whack a Zombie. Mojito drinkers are dicks though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I love the cock. Cannit whack a Zombie. Mojito drinkers are dicks though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46031 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Bet Parky loves a woo woo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I fucking love a good Mojito, me man. If you're ordering a round, I think all bets are off, you can buy whatever you like, but if it's you and a blokey mate, it's impossibly lavender to order two girly drinks. You could always take a sip of the pint to announce that it's yours and the appletini is for the bollock gargling Sebastian with the toiletries bag, in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I love the cock. Cannit whack a Zombie. Mojito drinkers are dicks though. You got it. Zombies are nails though to tell the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Wine's OK if you're out somewhere as long as there's two or more of you sharing a bottle, I reckon. Buying by the glass? Less so. Especially if it's rosé. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I fucking love a good Mojito, me man. Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 Bet Parky loves a woo woo. I'm more White Russian but strictly after 12.00. Been through the Mojito phase.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I fucking love a good Mojito, me man. Case closed. File put in safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 odd time we end up in a cocktail bar to keep the girls happy before we drag them to one of our normal haunts. I tend to get whiskey sours or white Russians, unfortunately white Russians just turn me into a big lewboski quoting maniac, only answering questions with "the dude abides" or "your entering a world of pain donnie" "Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here" Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I fucking love a good Mojito, me man. If you're ordering a round, I think all bets are off, you can buy whatever you like, but if it's you and a blokey mate, it's impossibly lavender to order two girly drinks. You could always take a sip of the pint to announce that it's yours and the appletini is for the bollock gargling Sebastian with the toiletries bag, in the corner. I simply refuse to order girly drinks regardless of the number in the group...Not even Alsterwasser....ffs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 All cocktails are fine if you're out with your workmates and ordering pint-sized drinks during happy hour at a Mainz cocktail bar in an effort to scare the Germans and blot out the futility of your financial-translation-based existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 odd time we end up in a cocktail bar to keep the girls happy before we drag them to one of our normal haunts. I tend to get whiskey sours or white Russians, unfortunately white Russians just turn me into a big lewboski quoting maniac, only answering questions with "the dude abides" or "your entering a world of pain donnie" A well mixed whiskey sour is heaven, but if everyone is drinking beer I won't order one for myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 All cocktails are fine if you're out with your workmates and ordering pint-sized drinks during happy hour at a Mainz cocktail bar in an effort to scare the Germans and blot out the futility of your financial-translation-based existence. I guess pint sized drinks is the key. Also anything that makes the Germans nervous is good (almost anything does though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 All cocktails are fine if you're out with your workmates and ordering pint-sized drinks during happy hour at a Mainz cocktail bar in an effort to scare the Germans and blot out the futility of your financial-translation-based existence. and only then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 All cocktails are fine if you're out with your workmates and ordering pint-sized drinks during happy hour at a Mainz cocktail bar in an effort to scare the Germans and blot out the futility of your financial-translation-based existence. and only then? Especially then, but not only then. The happy hour part is particularly pertinent as a general rule, I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 just have a fucking pint and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I fucking love a good Mojito, me man. Case closed. Sorry Fish, You're not a dick. But... INTERNATIONAL. Bacardi Global Travel Retail scooped the 2007 Frontier Awards for the Best Marketing Campaign by a Supplier. But exactly how did the company achieve this accolade? According to Bacardi's travel retail team, it was all down to the creation of a global marketing campaign to establish a fast-growing trend - the Mojito Lifestyle. The lifestyle came alive via fun, interactive programming - including the largest mojito sampling ever - designed to reach the end consumer in many ways. The campaign aimed to communicate the Bacardi Mojito lifestyle and the brand's personality, and it also showcased the company's cocktail expertise. Campaign elements included: • Partnership with Carnival Cruise Line • Integration with Universal Pictures’ blockbuster hit “Miami Vice” • Custom POS materials • Consumer sampling • Print and television advertising campaign • Digital media • Public relations The partnerships: Miami Vice and etc. http://www.moodiereport.com/document.php?c...mp;doc_id=15583 ...you love buying into the "Mojito Lifestyle" don't you? Bill Hicks would have anyone involved shot through the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 just have a fucking pint of caipiroska and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I simply refuse to order girly drinks regardless of the number in the group...Not even Alsterwasser....ffs!! Alsterwasser is by far the worst offender mentioned in this thread so far. For the uninitiated, it's what yer northern Germans call shandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 (edited) I fucking love a good Mojito, me man. Case closed. Sorry Fish, You're not a dick. But... INTERNATIONAL. Bacardi Global Travel Retail scooped the 2007 Frontier Awards for the Best Marketing Campaign by a Supplier. But exactly how did the company achieve this accolade? According to Bacardi's travel retail team, it was all down to the creation of a global marketing campaign to establish a fast-growing trend - the Mojito Lifestyle. The lifestyle came alive via fun, interactive programming - including the largest mojito sampling ever - designed to reach the end consumer in many ways. The campaign aimed to communicate the Bacardi Mojito lifestyle and the brand's personality, and it also showcased the company's cocktail expertise. Campaign elements included: • Partnership with Carnival Cruise Line • Integration with Universal Pictures' blockbuster hit "Miami Vice" • Custom POS materials • Consumer sampling • Print and television advertising campaign • Digital media • Public relations The partnerships: Miami Vice and etc. http://www.moodiereport.com/document.php?c...mp;doc_id=15583 ...you love buying into the "Mojito Lifestyle" don't you? Bill Hicks would have anyone involved shot through the brain. could it be that I liked the taste of a Mojito? fwiw I also like Pisco Sours, Tom Collins and Rum and Coke (that they pass off as a cocktail by calling it a Cuba Libre) Edited August 28, 2009 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I fucking love a good Mojito, me man. Case closed. Sorry Fish, You're not a dick. But... INTERNATIONAL. Bacardi Global Travel Retail scooped the 2007 Frontier Awards for the Best Marketing Campaign by a Supplier. But exactly how did the company achieve this accolade? According to Bacardi's travel retail team, it was all down to the creation of a global marketing campaign to establish a fast-growing trend - the Mojito Lifestyle. The lifestyle came alive via fun, interactive programming - including the largest mojito sampling ever - designed to reach the end consumer in many ways. The campaign aimed to communicate the Bacardi Mojito lifestyle and the brand's personality, and it also showcased the company's cocktail expertise. Campaign elements included: • Partnership with Carnival Cruise Line • Integration with Universal Pictures' blockbuster hit "Miami Vice" • Custom POS materials • Consumer sampling • Print and television advertising campaign • Digital media • Public relations The partnerships: Miami Vice and etc. http://www.moodiereport.com/document.php?c...mp;doc_id=15583 ...you love buying into the "Mojito Lifestyle" don't you? Bill Hicks would have anyone involved shot through the brain. could it be that I liked the taste of a Mojito? fwiw I also like Pisco Sours, Tom Collins and Rum and Coke (that they pass off as a cocktail by calling it a Cub Libre) Could be. I doubt it though. It's like eating an entire packet of Trebor Mints then having a pint of ice cold water with leaves in. No-one could actually enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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