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Looks like a toiletries bag. Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

:cry: You often walk around the shops with a toiletries bag like?

No.

It looks like a tolietries bag FULL STOP. NEW SENTENCE Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

Clearer now?

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Looks like a toiletries bag. Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

:cry: You often walk around the shops with a toiletries bag like?

No.

It looks like a tolietries bag FULL STOP. NEW SENTENCE Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

Clearer now?

 

Why's the soap and toothbrush in my jeans pocket again?

 

 

I've got a Ted baker toiletries bag. It came with my watch. Not sure why.

 

Don't know why I bought the watch actually, I think they're a bit dickish too.

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Looks like a toiletries bag. Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

:cry: You often walk around the shops with a toiletries bag like?

No.

It looks like a tolietries bag FULL STOP. NEW SENTENCE Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

Clearer now?

 

Why's the soap and toothbrush in my jeans pocket again?

 

 

I've got a Ted baker toiletries bag. It came with my watch. Not sure why.

 

Don't know why I bought the watch actually, I think they're a bit dickish too.

 

I got the Ted Baker silver tin with aftershave and toiletries inside. Never opened it cause that would be dickish. :(

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Looks like a toiletries bag. Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

:cry: You often walk around the shops with a toiletries bag like?

No.

It looks like a tolietries bag FULL STOP. NEW SENTENCE Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

Clearer now?

 

But he's just walking down a street in England, why would he need a toiletries bag?

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handbag.jpg

Looks like a toiletries bag. Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

:cry: You often walk around the shops with a toiletries bag like?

No.

It looks like a tolietries bag FULL STOP. NEW SENTENCE Are they allowed by the way or do 'proper men' on holiday keep their soap and toothbrush in their jeans pockets too?

 

Clearer now?

 

But he's just walking down a street in England, why would he need a toiletries bag?

 

Blatantly carries his vibrator in it.

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You're also a dick if you pull a case under 10 kg behind you on wheels.

 

Fuckers who travel into Liverpool St to get to Stansred during rush hour and don't allow for crowds with their fucking wheelie luggage should be shot as well - especially bags just bigger than the thing Ronaldo's carrying.

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I'm confused why would anybody be needing their toiletries with them? Regardless of whether they're on holiday or shopping... they're on a street, are they expecting to brush their teeth on the high-street?

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You're also a dick if you pull a case under 10 kg behind you on wheels.

 

Fuckers who travel into Liverpool St to get to Stansred during rush hour and don't allow for crowds with their fucking wheelie luggage should be shot as well - especially bags just bigger than the thing Ronaldo's carrying.

 

 

 

 

 

And they have it at the maximum extension, so it trails behind them like a Peacocks tail, pissing everybody off.

 

I've taken to allowing them to hit me then shooting the wheeler a glare... that'd sort em out, no problem :cry:

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