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What is it with you lot not liking the Man Bags? :cry: As long as they have a wide strap and are good quality leather, theyre fine! (think of the long haired Scottish chap in Coast....he looks fine with his bag)

If we're out and hubby sees anyone with a man bag he says 'wanker' under his breath :(

Hubby uses a wallet now, though never did for years. He has to as he runs a business and keeps his 'float' money in it really...but he never uses it when wearing jeans as he says its uncomfortable, so I get his keys and wallet to put in my bag! If he's going out on his own he just puts notes in his jeans pockets. He has to carry his keys, they'd never fit in any jeans pockets....huge bunch!!

I call it the magic wallet....I bank most of the business money on Mondays and hubby keeps just a couple hundred on him...by the end of the week his wallet is bulging :( Its magic!!

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::(:(

 

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change.

Aye, but that's because you can't be arsed. I can't get my head round the insecurity of some people though. It's not like I'd root around for 97p or whatever with a queue of 10 people behind me btw. That is being a dick.

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What is it with you lot not liking the Man Bags? :cry: As long as they have a wide strap and are good quality leather, theyre fine! (think of the long haired Scottish chap in Coast....he looks fine with his bag)

If we're out and hubby sees anyone with a man bag he says 'wanker' under his breath :(

Hubby uses a wallet now, though never did for years. He has to as he runs a business and keeps his 'float' money in it really...but he never uses it when wearing jeans as he says its uncomfortable, so I get his keys and wallet to put in my bag! If he's going out on his own he just puts notes in his jeans pockets. He has to carry his keys, they'd never fit in any jeans pockets....huge bunch!!

I call it the magic wallet....I bank most of the business money on Mondays and hubby keeps just a couple hundred on him...by the end of the week his wallet is bulging :( Its magic!!

 

Basically there are now too many women chemicals in the drinking water.

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Dick, Gaynesss, Nonesness......Can all be summed up by one male accessory.

 

I give you, the key chain. :cry:

 

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And the mobile phone on the belt (usually the forte of IT trekkie wannabes) is the modern day equivalent of.....

 

 

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Are my eyes deceiving me or does that bloke also have his zippo lighter in a leather pouch clipped to his belt?

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What is it with you lot not liking the Man Bags? :cry: As long as they have a wide strap and are good quality leather, theyre fine! (think of the long haired Scottish chap in Coast....he looks fine with his bag)

If we're out and hubby sees anyone with a man bag he says 'wanker' under his breath :razz:

Hubby uses a wallet now, though never did for years. He has to as he runs a business and keeps his 'float' money in it really...but he never uses it when wearing jeans as he says its uncomfortable, so I get his keys and wallet to put in my bag! If he's going out on his own he just puts notes in his jeans pockets. He has to carry his keys, they'd never fit in any jeans pockets....huge bunch!!

I call it the magic wallet....I bank most of the business money on Mondays and hubby keeps just a couple hundred on him...by the end of the week his wallet is bulging :( Its magic!!

It's latent homosexuality. The fear of the man bag. :(

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::(:(

 

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change.

Aye, but that's because you can't be arsed. I can't get my head round the insecurity of some people though. It's not like I'd root around for 97p or whatever with a queue of 10 people behind me btw. That is being a dick.

 

I love the glazed look that comes over the bystanders.

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When i was using the man-bag i had wallet, phone, iPod, keys, sunglasses with case, two packets of cigarettes, smoking paraphernalisa, a bag of balloons and 10 cartridges of nitrous oxide. Only a pair of clown's trousers would have kept that lot in.

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::(:(

 

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change.

Aye, but that's because you can't be arsed. I can't get my head round the insecurity of some people though. It's not like I'd root around for 97p or whatever with a queue of 10 people behind me btw. That is being a dick.

 

I love the glazed look that comes over the bystanders.

I like it if something comes to (for example) £4.10 and you give the shop assistant £5.10 and they look at you like you just beamed in from Mars.

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If I'm getting the metro I'll tend to have a bag to keep iPod/book/bottle of water or whatever in. Nowt wrong with that.

 

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it. :cry:

 

My son keeps manspray in his car, is that acceptable? He's a postie, so as you can imagine, on hot long rounds he gets sweaty.

 

Taling of sweaty, god I was in B&Q last night walking down an isle after one of the workers had walked down and it smelt so strongly of BO I could barely breath :( Use a deodorant and put a fresh shirt on each day FFS!!

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When i was using the man-bag i had wallet, phone, iPod, keys, sunglasses with case, two packets of cigarettes, smoking paraphernalisa, a bag of balloons and 10 cartridges of nitrous oxide. Only a pair of clown's trousers would have kept that lot in.

 

It's close but maybeee's we let you have that one.

 

If I'm going to the park for a long gaze at totty I take various accouterments in the manbag. :(:cry:

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If I'm getting the metro I'll tend to have a bag to keep iPod/book/bottle of water or whatever in. Nowt wrong with that.

 

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it. :cry:

 

My son keeps manspray in his car, is that acceptable? He's a postie, so as you can imagine, on hot long rounds he gets sweaty.

 

Taling of sweaty, god I was in B&Q last night walking down an isle after one of the workers had walked down and it smelt so strongly of BO I could barely breath :( Use a deodorant and put a fresh shirt on each day FFS!!

 

Might as well spray the car pink tbh.

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If I'm getting the metro I'll tend to have a bag to keep iPod/book/bottle of water or whatever in. Nowt wrong with that.

 

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it. :cry:

 

My son keeps manspray in his car, is that acceptable? He's a postie, so as you can imagine, on hot long rounds he gets sweaty.

 

Taling of sweaty, god I was in B&Q last night walking down an isle after one of the workers had walked down and it smelt so strongly of BO I could barely breath :( Use a deodorant and put a fresh shirt on each day FFS!!

Maybe a French person was just there. Also, wasn't there something in the news about Alton Towers or somewhere asking people to keep their arms down on rollercoasters after complaints about the smell.

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::(:(

 

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change.

Aye, but that's because you can't be arsed. I can't get my head round the insecurity of some people though. It's not like I'd root around for 97p or whatever with a queue of 10 people behind me btw. That is being a dick.

 

I love the glazed look that comes over the bystanders.

I like it if something comes to (for example) £4.10 and you give the shop assistant £5.10 and they look at you like you just beamed in from Mars.

 

My speciality. Especially if they look grumpy.

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What is it with you lot not liking the Man Bags? :cry: As long as they have a wide strap and are good quality leather, theyre fine! (think of the long haired Scottish chap in Coast....he looks fine with his bag)

If we're out and hubby sees anyone with a man bag he says 'wanker' under his breath :secret:

Hubby uses a wallet now, though never did for years. He has to as he runs a business and keeps his 'float' money in it really...but he never uses it when wearing jeans as he says its uncomfortable, so I get his keys and wallet to put in my bag! If he's going out on his own he just puts notes in his jeans pockets. He has to carry his keys, they'd never fit in any jeans pockets....huge bunch!!

I call it the magic wallet....I bank most of the business money on Mondays and hubby keeps just a couple hundred on him...by the end of the week his wallet is bulging :( Its magic!!

It's latent homosexuality. The fear of the man bag. :razz:

 

I'm going to tell hubby that! :(

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When i was using the man-bag i had wallet, phone, iPod, keys

 

I could never have any of those "distant" from my body - I'd be checking the bag every two minutes even if it was in sight.

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Seriously though, is there anything sadder than having the right money but, for example, breaking into a £20 note because you're concerned with looking macho at the checkout. Fucking hell, I've heard it all now :cry::(:(

 

to be fair there are plenty of times I'll just use a note because I can't be arsed rooting around for the right change.

Aye, but that's because you can't be arsed. I can't get my head round the insecurity of some people though. It's not like I'd root around for 97p or whatever with a queue of 10 people behind me btw. That is being a dick.

 

I love the glazed look that comes over the bystanders.

I like it if something comes to (for example) £4.10 and you give the shop assistant £5.10 and they look at you like you just beamed in from Mars.

 

My speciality. Especially if they look grumpy.

You're trying to do them a favour though. They're just too dense to realise. It's normally young kids who can't cope as they can't do basic arithmetic.

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If I'm getting the metro I'll tend to have a bag to keep iPod/book/bottle of water or whatever in. Nowt wrong with that.

 

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it. :(

 

My son keeps manspray in his car, is that acceptable? He's a postie, so as you can imagine, on hot long rounds he gets sweaty.

 

Taling of sweaty, god I was in B&Q last night walking down an isle after one of the workers had walked down and it smelt so strongly of BO I could barely breath :( Use a deodorant and put a fresh shirt on each day FFS!!

Maybe a French person was just there. Also, wasn't there something in the news about Alton Towers or somewhere asking people to keep their arms down on rollercoasters after complaints about the smell.

 

No? :cry:

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When i was using the man-bag i had wallet, phone, iPod, keys

 

I could never have any of those "distant" from my body - I'd be checking the bag every two minutes even if it was in sight.

 

Don't be silly.

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If I'm getting the metro I'll tend to have a bag to keep iPod/book/bottle of water or whatever in. Nowt wrong with that.

 

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it. :(

 

My son keeps manspray in his car, is that acceptable? He's a postie, so as you can imagine, on hot long rounds he gets sweaty.

 

Taling of sweaty, god I was in B&Q last night walking down an isle after one of the workers had walked down and it smelt so strongly of BO I could barely breath :( Use a deodorant and put a fresh shirt on each day FFS!!

Maybe a French person was just there. Also, wasn't there something in the news about Alton Towers or somewhere asking people to keep their arms down on rollercoasters after complaints about the smell.

 

No? :cry:

I shit thee not (it was Thorpe Park though).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8209684.stm

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If I'm getting the metro I'll tend to have a bag to keep iPod/book/bottle of water or whatever in. Nowt wrong with that.

 

As long as there's no deodorant or manspray in it. :cry:

 

My son keeps manspray in his car, is that acceptable? He's a postie, so as you can imagine, on hot long rounds he gets sweaty.

 

Taling of sweaty, god I was in B&Q last night walking down an isle after one of the workers had walked down and it smelt so strongly of BO I could barely breath :( Use a deodorant and put a fresh shirt on each day FFS!!

 

Might as well spray the car pink tbh.

 

Ha! his radio controlled cars had pink on them!!! (but mainly black with flashes of hot pink, so that was acceptable)!! Surely its better to smell fresh?

My son goes out in the mornings with a handful of stuff but stubbornly refuses to use a man bag :( I just dont get it!

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I like it if something comes to (for example) £4.10 and you give the shop assistant £5.10 and they look at you like you just beamed in from Mars.

 

A mate of mine went through a phase of messing with barmaids by saying if the round was £9.47 giving them a tenner and then saying "I've got the 85p if it helps" - surprising how many went to take it.

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