smoggeordie 0 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ...and both Duff and Taylor have gone.....would he actually get out alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6836 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I don't think he'll turn up. He once falsely claimed before he was acting on police advice but I think this time OB would be minded to do just that. Imagine the scrum outside the ground! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17886 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Yes, cos although most of us are obsessive Newcastle fans ( hence being on here), most are normal fans who don't quite live and breathe it like us. They are the ones who enjoyed the football break and have only noticed the odd rare takeover related story. They haven't hoped a thousand hopes then died a thousand deaths with every in the know rumour or mackem wind up. Yes, the majority will go on Saturday, enjoy a pint, enjoy a pie, watch the game and not take much notice of the directors box. Finger on the pulse or obsessed? ( he says lying in bed typing on a football forum on his iPhone). Thats my mate...all this season means to him is looking forward to getting pissed in Cardiff,Swansea,Plymouth and Blackpool....he takes an interest in whats going on, but was a bit put out when I told him that half the players who played ok v WBA won't be here when we go to Cardiff...nowt wrong with his attitude to be honest, he'd watch Newcastle if they ended up playing in a sunday morning pub league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 If he does show his face, hopefully someone will throw ammonia in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ...and both Duff and Taylor have gone.....would he actually get out alive? I doubt Taylor and Duff will have gone by Satdee. Even if they have, though, LardAsh will still get away unharmed. However, if things do continue to deteriorate I wouldn't be surprised if some daft knacka (we have one or two who follow NUFC) does something stupid somewhere along the line. Not necessarily physically to him, but some example of 'payback'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko 0 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 the whole of st james park chanting you fat cockney bastard get out of my club would be awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 the whole of st james park chanting you fat cockney bastard get out of my club would be awesome What tune? Get off of my cloud? Get Up Offa That Thing? Get The Funk Out? Get Your Freak on? Get Out Of My House? Get The Lead Out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 the whole of st james park chanting you fat cockney bastard get out of my club would be awesome What tune? Get off of my cloud? Get Up Offa That Thing? Get The Funk Out? Get Your Freak on? Get Out Of My House? Get The Lead Out? "Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off from where you don't belong" combined with the whole ground pointing towards the director's box. Borrowing the Beatles "Get Back" of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I hope the 'Cockney' bit is omitted from any chanting whether he's there or not because you know that elements of the press will pick up on that and portray us as insular northern idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Colon 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Pre- match songs: I predict a riot - Kaiser Chiefs Somebody got murdered - The Clash Why don't you kill yourself - The only ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyB 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) We dont need no joe kinnear. We dont need no thought control. No more idiots in the boardroom. Ashley, leave our club alone. Hey,ashley, leave our club alone! All in all wer not just a brick in ur wall. All in all youre just another prick in the wall. repeated to the tune of brick in the wall by Pink Floyd. change the lyrics but u get the idea Edited August 14, 2009 by AllyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I hope the 'Cockney' bit is omitted from any chanting whether he's there or not because you know that elements of the press will pick up on that and portray us as insular northern idiots. Yes definitely. Especially with a lot of our ex players being cockneys too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timnufc 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I hope the 'Cockney' bit is omitted from any chanting whether he's there or not because you know that elements of the press will pick up on that and portray us as insular northern idiots. Yes definitely. Especially with a lot of our ex players being cockneys too. Totally agree. Replace the word cockney with greedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7698 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Get out of our house and into your car hit the road ash take what's left of your cash not welcome here no more no more ....grabs coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommo 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 he probably thinks he'll be safe now after the big money signing he has made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassplayerjj 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I been on a massive Faith No More kick after fulfilling a lifetime ambition and seeing them headline download festival a couple of months ago. There are a couple of songs that come to mind. The first one really does sum up the fat man and our predicament: EVERYTHING'S RUINED - Things worked out better than we had planned Capital from boy, woman and man We were like ink and paper Numbers on a calculator Knew arithmetic so well Working overtime completed what was assigned We had to multiply ourselves A bouncing little baby A shiny copper penny And he spent himself Would not listen to us But when he lost his appetite He lost his weight in friends Baby became a fat nickel so fast Then came puberty Exponentially Soon our boy became a million People loved him so And helped him to grow Everyone knew the thing that was best Of course, he must invest A penny won't do But he made us proud He made us rich But how were we to know He's counterfeit Now everything's ruined ---------------- and this one: GET OUT - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvl5qIZGBrY What if there's no more fun to have? And all I got is what I've had? What if I have forgotten how? Cut my losses and get out now Get out, right now! There's something stronger than me There's something I don't want to see A new thing growing in me It is the hardest thing to To watch it grow on top of you And see you're just like everyone No fun! etc etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43339 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I think a simple " Taxi for Fat Twat" would suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I would like to see him rained on with sharpened 50 pence pieces, hopefully losing an eye in the process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43339 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I would like to see him rained on with sharpened 50 pence pieces, hopefully losing an eye in the process Fat Bastard would no doubt pocket them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrySam 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Yes, cos although most of us are obsessive Newcastle fans ( hence being on here), most are normal fans who don't quite live and breathe it like us. They are the ones who enjoyed the football break and have only noticed the odd rare takeover related story. They haven't hoped a thousand hopes then died a thousand deaths with every in the know rumour or mackem wind up. Yes, the majority will go on Saturday, enjoy a pint, enjoy a pie, watch the game and not take much notice of the directors box. Finger on the pulse or obsessed? ( he says lying in bed typing on a football forum on his iPhone). Of course you are the only ones who care about Newcastle because you spend your lives at your computer typing drivel on messageboars - I drop into these forums every so often to see if anything interesting is being said but very rarely contribute because I don't feel I need to - despite not contributing I have "died a thousand deaths" same as you lot on most days of the 40 years I have been going to SJP as has my dad who has been going 60 years and my mates and my brothers who have been going 20 / 30 or 40 years same as me but they don't access the messageboards at all (so obviously aren't "real" fans and aren't that bothered about Newcastle) - difference is we don't need these message boards in our lives because we actually get out of houses and talk to real people about the comings & goings at Newcastle - look out of your windows and you will see some of these real people walking past Get a life lads you aren't the only ones who are real fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43339 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Yes, cos although most of us are obsessive Newcastle fans ( hence being on here), most are normal fans who don't quite live and breathe it like us. They are the ones who enjoyed the football break and have only noticed the odd rare takeover related story. They haven't hoped a thousand hopes then died a thousand deaths with every in the know rumour or mackem wind up. Yes, the majority will go on Saturday, enjoy a pint, enjoy a pie, watch the game and not take much notice of the directors box. Finger on the pulse or obsessed? ( he says lying in bed typing on a football forum on his iPhone). Of course you are the only ones who care about Newcastle because you spend your lives at your computer typing drivel on messageboars - I drop into these forums every so often to see if anything interesting is being said but very rarely contribute because I don't feel I need to - despite not contributing I have "died a thousand deaths" same as you lot on most days of the 40 years I have been going to SJP as has my dad who has been going 60 years and my mates and my brothers who have been going 20 / 30 or 40 years same as me but they don't access the messageboards at all (so obviously aren't "real" fans and aren't that bothered about Newcastle) - difference is we don't need these message boards in our lives because we actually get out of houses and talk to real people about the comings & goings at Newcastle - look out of your windows and you will see some of these real people walking past Get a life lads you aren't the only ones who are real fans You out the house when you posted this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6836 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Most of us are actually at work when we post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano 0 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 We dont need no joe kinnear.We dont need no thought control. No more idiots in the boardroom. Ashley, leave our club alone. Hey,ashley, leave our club alone! All in all wer not just a brick in ur wall. All in all youre just another prick in the wall. repeated to the tune of brick in the wall by Pink Floyd. change the lyrics but u get the idea ha ha nice work fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You know the difference between a NUFC fan who also uses a Forum and a NUFC fan who doesn't? Nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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