Christmas Tree 4437 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ok, so you are suddenly invisible. What are the three things you would do now that you can and get away with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ok, so you are suddenly invisible. What are the three things you would do now that you can and get away with it? fuck off man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4437 Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Ok, so you are suddenly invisible. What are the three things you would do now that you can and get away with it? fuck off man Aye your probably right I keep trying to come up with three but they all return to filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Murder Mike Ashley. Murder Derek Labiarse. Look at naked ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I would probably spontaineously combust in a bubble of spunk at the very thought of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hova Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Murder Mike Ashley. Murder Derek Labiarse. Look at naked ladies. I think you could get away with doing more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Defy the offside rule in attack Help the keeper when defending free kicks, corners and penalties Masturbate in the faces of women in their changing room at the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4256 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Masturbate in the faces of women in their changing room at the gym. I enjoyed Memoirs of an invisible man with Chevy Chase and found it interesting that the food he took in was then affected by the radiation or whatever it was to the point where it disappeared - I remember thinking what happened to stuff that came out of his body - would it reappear? This leads to the question regarding your plan - would it be more disturbing/amusing if the spunk remained invisible or if it appeared from nowhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Murder Mike Ashley. Murder Derek Labiarse. Look at naked ladies. I think you could get away with doing more You're ok with the first two though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 The Three things I would do; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hova Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Murder Mike Ashley. Murder Derek Labiarse. Look at naked ladies. I think you could get away with doing more You're ok with the first two though? For sure, but if you're risking the murder charges, where's the danger in a rape charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Murder Mike Ashley. Murder Derek Labiarse. Look at naked ladies. I think you could get away with doing more You're ok with the first two though? For sure, but if you're risking the murder charges, where's the danger in a rape charge Everyone is an invisible rapist, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Rape soccermom then come on here and brag about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42638 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Go on the pitch at SJP and indiscriminately clothes-line opposition players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42638 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 By the way, I'm not sure it's officially rape if they can't see you. It would just be like The Entity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19308 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 1. Murder Fat Mike 2. Bum Rape all the Al Queda 3. Look at a LOT of naked ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 do things i pick up become invisible? if so then robbing three banks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Repeatedly prod Garth Crooks on the back of the head while he's on air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 do things i pick up become invisible? if so then robbing three banks What good's invisible money? Have you thought this through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 do things i pick up become invisible? if so then robbing three banks What good's invisible money? Have you thought this through? and what would he need to pay for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 A house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 A house? Not if you sneak into Hugh Hefner's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 1. Murder Fat Mike2. Bum Rape all the Al Queda 3. Look at a LOT of naked ladies Let me get this straight, you'd prioritise having sex with beardy men in turbans before you looked at (and nothing else) naked ladies? No wonder you're shit with women. "Coming up to bed love?" "Nah I'm off to the local Mosque with a ten pack of johnnies. Don't wait up. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 1. Murder Fat Mike2. Bum Rape all the Al Queda 3. Look at a LOT of naked ladies Let me get this straight, you'd prioritise having sex with beardy men in turbans before you looked at (and nothing else) naked ladies? No wonder you're shit with women. "Coming up to bed love?" "Nah I'm off to the local Mosque with a ten pack of johnnies. Don't wait up. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 1. Murder Fat Mike2. Bum Rape all the Al Queda 3. Look at a LOT of naked ladies Let me get this straight, you'd prioritise having sex with beardy men in turbans before you looked at (and nothing else) naked ladies? No wonder you're shit with women. "Coming up to bed love?" "Nah I'm off to the local Mosque with a ten pack of johnnies. Don't wait up. " Aren't turbans for Sikhs? [/pedant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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