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...that when I was drunk last night I asked him if he had a large axe I could borrow?

 

 

Sick of watching Mrs P stroke her MacBook Pro the dopey bitch. :jesuswept:

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A carelessly spilled glass of water would be more deniable, of course not as satisfying. :jesuswept:

 

Not sure a killing blow with water would bother her much. :lol:

 

C4 packed under the "y" key? :razz:

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A carelessly spilled glass of water would be more deniable, of course not as satisfying. :jesuswept:

 

Not sure a killing blow with water would bother her much. :lol:

 

C4 packed under the "y" key? :razz:

I know they were small, but still.

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Are you getting divorced over the laptop now? Is this the reason all is lost cos i'm sure you can get a replacement from pc world, unless its the missus you've done away with and you're writing from your gaol cell via carrier pigeon to a friend on the outside who is typing this into the missus' pc for you?

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