Old telly ad jingles that are still in residence in your head somewhere.

[Happy Face 29]

The Red car and the blue car is back on TV

 

Mr Soft, how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged (written about Colloccini)

[Monkeys Fist 41328]

The Red car and the blue car is back on TV

 

Mr Soft, how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged (written about Colloccini)

Edited July 29, 2009 by Monkeys Fist

[Jimbo 172]

they go with beans, bangers, fish, fingers, and fish finger, eggs on, gamm-on, steak, chops, grill em bake em fry em eat em..

 

So wafully versatile?

 

Do they fuck 'go with' half of those things like.

 

 

Don't knock the waffle, it gives me a living !

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FTuNPq6XFw

 

Ps, keeps your eyes peeled for a young Gemmill in clip.

 

[The Mighty Hog 488]

The Red car and the blue car is back on TV

 

Mr Soft, how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged (written about Colloccini)

 

Fuck me, that brought back some memories.

 

 

 

[Jimbo 172]

[Sonatine 11125]

 

It's too orangey for crows!

 

Just for me and my dog!

[Happy Face 29]

There's an ad on at the minute where a greedy little shit wolfs down a box of Oreos and gives nowt to his pet dog.

 

The shit.

 

The kia-ora kid knew the score.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Woooooooah, Bodyfor-orm,

Body formed for yooooooooooooou!

[Monkeys Fist 41328]

Woooooooah, Bodyfor-orm,

Body formed for yooooooooooooou!

Is that done in Ragtime stylee?

[catmag 336]

um bongo, um bongo, they drink it in the congo......

 

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo!"

 

Worrying how absolute shite sticks in your head

[soccermom 0]

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile,

They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fishfingers,

eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops,

Grill em, bake em, fry em, eat em,

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile

 

and now my son loves them too.......

[Jimbo 172]

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile,

They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fishfingers,

eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops,

Grill em, bake em, fry em, eat em,

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile

 

and now my son loves them too.......

 

The cheque is in the post.

[The Fish 10430]

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile,

They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fishfingers,

eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops,

Grill em, bake em, fry em, eat em,

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile

 

and now my son loves them too.......

 

The cheque is in the post.

 

Fuck you James, where's my cheque? I did it first, you shiny bastard!

[charvski 0]

Aint read all this yet, but I used to love "um bongo, um bongo they drink it in the Congo"

 

Also liked "belly belly belly belly bellies gonnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa get ya" for the Reebok adverts

[JawD 99]

Tudor Crisps (filmed at the rocket in dunston iirc)

 

The PG Tips Chimp Ads

 

The Flake lass "oooooonly the cruuuuuumbliest...." on the windowsill

[Ayatollah Hermione 13608]

They're gonna taste great

something about a Pi-RATE

 

What a pain that one was.

[Monkeys Fist 41328]

Sorry, nostalgia fest

 

 

Nimble, me Mam used to buy it but it was 'her' bread. Tried it once when she was out, rank!

Edited July 30, 2009 by Monkeys Fist

[Kitman 2204]

I'd like to buy the world a Coke,

And keep it company

Or something

 

Do the Shake & Vac

And put the freshness back

Do the Shake & Vac

And put the freshness back

When your carpet smells fresh, your room does too-oo

Everytime you vacuum

Remember what to do

You do the Shake & Vac

And put the freshness back

 

God I hated that advert

 

Opal Fruits

Made to make your mouth water

[Kitman 2204]

Hands that do dishes as soft as your face

With mild green Fairy Liquid

 

The Milky Bar Kid is strong and tough

And only the best is good enough

The creamiest milk, the best by far

With Nestles Milky Bar

 

Or something

 

Argghhhhhh Parky I hate you, my brain is now plagued with the jingles of yesteryear!

[Kitman 2204]

btw, is it true that Preparation H tried for years to persuade Johnny Cash to let them use his song "Burning Ring of Fire" as a jingle for their hemorrhoid cream?

[soccermom 0]

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile,

They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fishfingers,

eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops,

Grill em, bake em, fry em, eat em,

birdseye potato waffles they're waffley versatile

 

and now my son loves them too.......

 

The cheque is in the post.

 

Fuck you James, where's my cheque? I did it first, you shiny bastard!

 

[soccermom 0]

Tudor Crisps (filmed at the rocket in dunston iirc)

 

The PG Tips Chimp Ads

 

The Flake lass "oooooonly the cruuuuuumbliest...." on the windowsill

 

 

OMG yeah!!!! I went to school with his son! He came in once, he was kind of a one man entertainment machine, he dressed up as a ghostbuster and did weird stuff!! I swear, honest I shit you not!

 

"Now these are worth climbing a mountain for!" creases me up everytime.

 

I want to own a parrot and teach it to say "I'd climb a mountain for a canny bag a tudor!" I will call him shakespeare and he will be my inner voice, venting my thoughts to the world.

[Guest alex]

[Kitman 2204]

I want to own a parrot and teach it to say "I'd climb a mountain for a canny bag a tudor!" I will call him shakespeare and he will be my inner voice, venting my thoughts to the world.

 

Are you Gazza?

 

"I then ordered two toy parrots that talk back to you. They record what you say and repeat it. I began to feel they were about the only people who would talk to me. I looked in the mirror one day and remember one of the parrots saying, "I can see two of you".

 

I looked around and saw the two parrots having a conversation - or at least I thought they were. I started to think they were real and once ordered three pints - one for me and one each for the parrots. I'd get them to talk until the batteries ran out. Then I'd get room service to change the batteries.

 

A few minutes later I looked for them, forgot the porter had taken them to change the batteries, and thought they had flown away. The porter brought them back with new batteries and I shoved one of them under the shower as a punishment for flying away."

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2266325.ece