Old telly ad jingles that are still in residence in your head somewhere.

[Guest alex]

Oh Mr Soft, why won't you tell me why the world in which you're living is so strange?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13883]

Covooooooooooooooooooonia, cough medicine with clout

[Park Life 71]

Oh Mr Soft, why won't you tell me why the world in which you're living is so strange?

 

Quite a sexy rabbit that.

[Guest alex]

See the face you love light up with Terry's All Gold.

[Guest alex]

Oh Mr Soft, why won't you tell me why the world in which you're living is so strange?

 

Quite a sexy rabbit that.

Wrong advert.

[wykikitoon 20200]

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Der Ner Ner Ner Num Num Na Num

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hamlet

 

 

[Park Life 71]

Oh Mr Soft, why won't you tell me why the world in which you're living is so strange?

 

Quite a sexy rabbit that.

Wrong advert.

 

Sheeeeeeeeet!!

 

Is it a drink or the Toblerone one?

[Guest alex]

Oh Mr Soft, why won't you tell me why the world in which you're living is so strange?

 

Quite a sexy rabbit that.

Wrong advert.

 

Sheeeeeeeeet!!

 

Is it a drink or the Toblerone one?

Soft Mints. (Trebor I think).

Not Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger one though

[Park Life 71]

"Triangular honey from triangular bees......"

[Guest alex]

My tummy says it's time for tea, so let's down tools for Dairylea.

[Park Life 71]

[Guest alex]

Oh, we are the lads from Country Life,

You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife,

If you haven't got it in,

Have a word with your wife

And spread it on your toast in the morning!

[Park Life 71]

Oh, we are the lads from Country Life,

You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife,

If you haven't got it in,

Have a word with your wife

And spread it on your toast in the morning!

 

[asteroidblitz 12]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicolla!

[Meenzer 15552]

They've brought back the Red Car/Blue Car ad but changed the words. At the risk of sounding like a bad stand-up, what's that all about?

[Guest alex]

Hovis advert btw. Can't believe that hasn't been mentioned yet.

[The Fish 10858]

they go with beans, bangers, fish, fingers, and fish finger, eggs on, gamm-on, steak, chops, grill em bake em fry em eat em..

[Renton 21636]

they go with beans, bangers, fish, fingers, and fish finger, eggs on, gamm-on, steak, chops, grill em bake em fry em eat em..

 

So wafully versatile?

 

Do they fuck 'go with' half of those things like.

[trophyshy 7083]

[Guest alex]

Wtf was the all about btw? Classic all the same like.

[trophyshy 7083]

Wtf was the all about btw? Classic all the same like.

It's fucked up eh?

 

Seemingly the rooster is eschewing the delights of nightclubs, movies and hookers to instead have a chef stuff some dodgy crap up his arse and bake him for 2 hours at 180 degrees.

[Park Life 71]

Wtf was the all about btw? Classic all the same like.

 

Ad execs all on charlie?

[Guest alex]

Wtf was the all about btw? Classic all the same like.

 

Ad execs all on charlie?

Charlie says never play with matches.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Choccadooby!!

[spongebob toonpants 3997]

Baby let me be

your ever loving fan

give me a drink

I really love

a bottle or a can

bock bock bock bwaaaaaarck

Its frothy man