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Top five countries you hate?

Wales, North Korea, France, Australia,

 

Top five kinds of crisps?

Salt and Vinegar McCoys, Spicy Space Raiders, Flamin Hot Monster Munch, Skips, Quavers

Top five films?

Fight Club, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Radio, Shawshank Redemption

Top five individual words in the English language?

Fuck, Hello, Cunt (sorry Cath), Annoyance, Basically.

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Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth.

Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava.

Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag.

Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia.

Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

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Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth.

Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava.

Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag.

Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia.

Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

 

Sorry sweetie :icon_lol: Your loss I'm afraid too, as you know I dont normally blow my own trumpet (no pun intended) but I like to think I'm pretty damn good in the BJ department!! :icon_lol:

 

Anyway my five fave crisps, which change from time to time..

Walkers sensations, salt and black pepper.

Kettle vegetable crisps....parsnip, sweet potato and beetroot

Walkers sunbites wholegrain crisps...sour cream and cracked black pepper.

Cheese doritos

BBQ Pringles

 

Films

LOTR's trilogy...I'm counting that as one.

The Shining

Terminator 1 and 2

The Lost boys

The Picture of Dorian Grey

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Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth.

Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava.

Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag.

Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia.

Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

 

Sorry sweetie :icon_lol: Your loss I'm afraid too, as you know I dont normally blow my own trumpet (no pun intended) but I like to think I'm pretty damn good in the BJ department!! :icon_lol:

 

Anyway my five fave crisps, which change from time to time..

Walkers sensations, salt and black pepper.

Kettle vegetable crisps....parsnip, sweet potato and beetroot

Walkers sunbites wholegrain crisps...sour cream and cracked black pepper.

Cheese doritos

BBQ Pringles

 

Films

LOTR's trilogy...I'm counting that as one.

The Shining

Terminator 1 and 2

The Lost boys

The Picture of Dorian Grey

Good call with that one. Possibly the best George Sanders cad performance which says a lot with him.

 

Crisps:

Pom Bears, Pringles Sour Cream & Chives, Tudor Prawn Cocktail, Walkers Worcester Sauce, Mini Cheaders?

Countries:

There's none I dislike but probably individuals from most I can't stand.

Words:

Cunt, Spoon, Twat, Daddy, Mongoose

Films:

The Maltese Falcon, The Empire Strikes Back, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Tokyo Story, Mulholland Drive/Paris Texas/Chinatown.

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Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth.

Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava.

Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag.

Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia.

Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

 

Sorry sweetie :icon_lol: Your loss I'm afraid too, as you know I dont normally blow my own trumpet (no pun intended) but I like to think I'm pretty damn good in the BJ department!! :icon_lol:

 

Anyway my five fave crisps, which change from time to time..

Walkers sensations, salt and black pepper.

Kettle vegetable crisps....parsnip, sweet potato and beetroot

Walkers sunbites wholegrain crisps...sour cream and cracked black pepper.

Cheese doritos

BBQ Pringles

 

Films

LOTR's trilogy...I'm counting that as one.

The Shining

Terminator 1 and 2

The Lost boys

The Picture of Dorian Grey

Good call with that one. Possibly the best George Sanders cad performance which says a lot with him.

 

Crisps:

Pom Bears, Pringles Sour Cream & Chives, Tudor Prawn Cocktail, Walkers Worcester Sauce, Mini Cheaders?

Countries:

There's none I dislike but probably individuals from most I can't stand.

Words:

Cunt, Spoon, Twat, Daddy, Mongoose

Films:

The Maltese Falcon, The Empire Strikes Back, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Tokyo Story, Mulholland Drive/Paris Texas/Chinatown.

 

 

Liking your film choices. :icon_lol:

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Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth.

Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava.

Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag.

Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia.

Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

 

Sorry sweetie :icon_lol: Your loss I'm afraid too, as you know I dont normally blow my own trumpet (no pun intended) but I like to think I'm pretty damn good in the BJ department!! :icon_lol:

 

Anyway my five fave crisps, which change from time to time..

Walkers sensations, salt and black pepper.

Kettle vegetable crisps....parsnip, sweet potato and beetroot

Walkers sunbites wholegrain crisps...sour cream and cracked black pepper.

Cheese doritos

BBQ Pringles

 

Films

LOTR's trilogy...I'm counting that as one.

The Shining

Terminator 1 and 2

The Lost boys

The Picture of Dorian Grey

Good call with that one. Possibly the best George Sanders cad performance which says a lot with him.

 

Crisps:

Pom Bears, Pringles Sour Cream & Chives, Tudor Prawn Cocktail, Walkers Worcester Sauce, Mini Cheaders?

Countries:

There's none I dislike but probably individuals from most I can't stand.

Words:

Cunt, Spoon, Twat, Daddy, Mongoose

Films:

The Maltese Falcon, The Empire Strikes Back, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Tokyo Story, Mulholland Drive/Paris Texas/Chinatown.

 

 

Liking your film choices. :icon_lol:

Other than the first three (well a Star Wars would be there) they'd probably be completely different tomorrow like.

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Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth.

Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava.

Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag.

Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia.

Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

 

Sorry sweetie :icon_lol: Your loss I'm afraid too, as you know I dont normally blow my own trumpet (no pun intended) but I like to think I'm pretty damn good in the BJ department!! :icon_lol:

 

Anyway my five fave crisps, which change from time to time..

Walkers sensations, salt and black pepper.

Kettle vegetable crisps....parsnip, sweet potato and beetroot

Walkers sunbites wholegrain crisps...sour cream and cracked black pepper.

Cheese doritos

BBQ Pringles

 

Films

LOTR's trilogy...I'm counting that as one.

The Shining

Terminator 1 and 2

The Lost boys

The Picture of Dorian Grey

Good call with that one. Possibly the best George Sanders cad performance which says a lot with him.

 

Crisps:

Pom Bears, Pringles Sour Cream & Chives, Tudor Prawn Cocktail, Walkers Worcester Sauce, Mini Cheaders?

Countries:

There's none I dislike but probably individuals from most I can't stand.

Words:

Cunt, Spoon, Twat, Daddy, Mongoose

Films:

The Maltese Falcon, The Empire Strikes Back, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Tokyo Story, Mulholland Drive/Paris Texas/Chinatown.

 

 

Liking your film choices. :icon_lol:

Other than the first three (well a Star Wars would be there) they'd probably be completely different tomorrow like.

 

 

The fact that you've put Mulholland Drive and Paris Texas in means you can put any old other shit in there and still carry the day fella. :icon_lol:

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Brazil, Russia (cos everywhere you go these days is full of tasteless, classless, ugly Russians), France (just because), Afghanistan (why are our lads dying out there?) Can't think of a fifth.

Crisps: Don't eat a lot of crisps. Lays do a nice Masala flava.

Posters on here: In no particular order. Toonrader, Cath, S/mom, Radgi. Not ONCE has any of these harlots offered me even the chance of a blow-job, let alone a shag.

Sink The Bismark. Stand By Me. Goodfellas. Taxi Driver. Quadrophenia.

Guttersnipe. Spatula. Incandescent. Doyly. Blow-job.

 

Sorry sweetie :icon_lol: Your loss I'm afraid too, as you know I dont normally blow my own trumpet (no pun intended) but I like to think I'm pretty damn good in the BJ department!! :icon_lol:

 

Anyway my five fave crisps, which change from time to time..

Walkers sensations, salt and black pepper.

Kettle vegetable crisps....parsnip, sweet potato and beetroot

Walkers sunbites wholegrain crisps...sour cream and cracked black pepper.

Cheese doritos

BBQ Pringles

 

Films

LOTR's trilogy...I'm counting that as one.

The Shining

Terminator 1 and 2

The Lost boys

The Picture of Dorian Grey

Good call with that one. Possibly the best George Sanders cad performance which says a lot with him.

 

Crisps:

Pom Bears, Pringles Sour Cream & Chives, Tudor Prawn Cocktail, Walkers Worcester Sauce, Mini Cheaders?

Countries:

There's none I dislike but probably individuals from most I can't stand.

Words:

Cunt, Spoon, Twat, Daddy, Mongoose

Films:

The Maltese Falcon, The Empire Strikes Back, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Tokyo Story, Mulholland Drive/Paris Texas/Chinatown.

 

 

Liking your film choices. :icon_lol:

Other than the first three (well a Star Wars would be there) they'd probably be completely different tomorrow like.

 

 

The fact that you've put Mulholland Drive and Paris Texas in means you can put any old other shit in there and still carry the day fella. :icon_lol:

Both amazing films like, Paris Texas is one of the most moving I've ever seen.

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