wykikitoon 21493 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Ive been working in an office environment since I left school. I work in a consultant engineers and have done since I have left school. Is it just my profession but are all office workers fucking bone idle wankers? Every morning we have a crate of fresh milk delivered, I or the main director are the only ones who bring it in, the rest walk past it and leave it. The Kitchen is ALWAYS a fucking tip, people open new milk when one is already open etc etc FUCKING ANIMALS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Crikey. You need to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21493 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Crikey. You need to relax. Its ok Ive had my 5 weetabix now I am chilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47102 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 FIVE weetabix?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Crikey. You need to relax. Its ok Ive had my 5 weetabix now I am chilled Having complained about the state of the kitchen, no doubt you'll now go and pebble dash the toilet and wipe your arse up and down the wall for good measure. Then walk out without flushing (or washing your hands, to infuriate Gemmill) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21493 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 FIVE weetabix?? Yes Gemmill, is that a problem Five Weetabix and a yogurt Hmmmm I do cycle 16m into work though I clean up after me all the way and make sure I never pebble dash the loo oh and always wash my hands cant stand the filthy cunts who dont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 199 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Is it just my profession but are all office workers fucking bone idle wankers? hit the nail on right the head there!! i've had many jobs (office,factory,manual labour etc...) and without a doubt, office work is by far the easiest i've ever done. lack of challenge = bone idle wankers. of course you dont see it that way at the time but i defy anyone to go from an office enviroment to working on Nissans line and then tell me the office work is harder!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21493 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Is it just my profession but are all office workers fucking bone idle wankers? hit the nail on right the head there!! i've had many jobs (office,factory,manual labour etc...) and without a doubt, office work is by far the easiest i've ever done. lack of challenge = bone idle wankers. of course you dont see it that way at the time but i defy anyone to go from an office enviroment to working on Nissans line and then tell me the office work is harder!! The work I do is very challenging, so I dont think its that? Its mentally challenging, physically its a peice of piss man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I had a Canadian Driller as an MD once - after several warnings he locked the kitchen for a week................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 General Office work is a doddle. It breeds laziness and a willingness to settle. People find themselves a level where they can afford a "comfortable" life and settle. That laziness and complacency seeps into the rest of their lives, meaning they take less care of their appearance and the like. A girl I went to school with took a job with the Civil Service at Long Benton to tide her over until she found something better. She's now a D band earning an all right-ish wage but has completely given up looking for anything better, she's piling on the pounds and is acting like a 40 yr old instead of the 27 yr old she actually is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21493 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 General Office work is a doddle. It breeds laziness and a willingness to settle. People find themselves a level where they can afford a "comfortable" life and settle. That laziness and complacency seeps into the rest of their lives, meaning they take less care of their appearance and the like. A girl I went to school with took a job with the Civil Service at Long Benton to tide her over until she found something better. She's now a D band earning an all right-ish wage but has completely given up looking for anything better, she's piling on the pounds and is acting like a 40 yr old instead of the 27 yr old she actually is. Aye you can see that all over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 General Office work is a doddle. It breeds laziness and a willingness to settle. People find themselves a level where they can afford a "comfortable" life and settle. That laziness and complacency seeps into the rest of their lives, meaning they take less care of their appearance and the like. A girl I went to school with took a job with the Civil Service at Long Benton to tide her over until she found something better. She's now a D band earning an all right-ish wage but has completely given up looking for anything better, she's piling on the pounds and is acting like a 40 yr old instead of the 27 yr old she actually is. We know you've got a new job and you've lost weight... ok?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Ive been working in an office environment since I left school. I work in a consultant engineers and have done since I have left school. Is it just my profession but are all office workers fucking bone idle wankers? Every morning we have a crate of fresh milk delivered, I or the main director are the only ones who bring it in, the rest walk past it and leave it. The Kitchen is ALWAYS a fucking tip, people open new milk when one is already open etc etc FUCKING ANIMALS You are such a fanny btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 General Office work is a doddle. It breeds laziness and a willingness to settle. People find themselves a level where they can afford a "comfortable" life and settle. That laziness and complacency seeps into the rest of their lives, meaning they take less care of their appearance and the like. A girl I went to school with took a job with the Civil Service at Long Benton to tide her over until she found something better. She's now a D band earning an all right-ish wage but has completely given up looking for anything better, she's piling on the pounds and is acting like a 40 yr old instead of the 27 yr old she actually is. We know you've got a new job and you've lost weight... ok?! fuck off, I'd say this when I'm on the sofa watching Sky News Two and a Half Men with a sausage sandwich in hand waiting for the job offers to come rolling in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) General Office work is a doddle. It breeds laziness and a willingness to settle. People find themselves a level where they can afford a "comfortable" life and settle. That laziness and complacency seeps into the rest of their lives, meaning they take less care of their appearance and the like. A girl I went to school with took a job with the Civil Service at Long Benton to tide her over until she found something better. She's now a D band earning an all right-ish wage but has completely given up looking for anything better, she's piling on the pounds and is acting like a 40 yr old instead of the 27 yr old she actually is. We know you've got a new job and you've lost weight... ok?! fuck off, I'd say this when I'm on the sofa watching Sky News Two and a Half Men with a sausage sandwich in hand waiting for the job offers to come rolling in! I actually agree with you though... I work with some people who have been here for 30 years and are lazy as fuck. But I guess if these people are happy with that then fair enough, but chances are that deep down they'll probably wish they challeneged themselves more. Edited July 14, 2009 by Matty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47102 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Haha check out the up-and-comers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Laziness is next to godliness or summink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 199 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Is it just my profession but are all office workers fucking bone idle wankers? hit the nail on right the head there!! i've had many jobs (office,factory,manual labour etc...) and without a doubt, office work is by far the easiest i've ever done. lack of challenge = bone idle wankers. of course you dont see it that way at the time but i defy anyone to go from an office enviroment to working on Nissans line and then tell me the office work is harder!! The work I do is very challenging, so I dont think its that? Its mentally challenging, physically its a peice of piss man. agreed, however the mental challenge at nissan was just keeping yourself sane. you try doing some mindless repetitive task 400+ times in the middle of the night. at least you find your work interesting which is not usually the case for your 'average' office worker, therefore, no challenge = bone idle wanker!! as i said earlier, i've worked in an office enviroment (for approx 6yrs) and was not challenged mentally or physically in the slightest way for the vast majority of that time. which i guess by definition made me a bone idle wanker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Ive been working in an office environment since I left school. I work in a consultant engineers and have done since I have left school. Is it just my profession but are all office workers fucking bone idle wankers? Every morning we have a crate of fresh milk delivered, I or the main director are the only ones who bring it in, the rest walk past it and leave it. The Kitchen is ALWAYS a fucking tip, people open new milk when one is already open etc etc FUCKING ANIMALS Your company needs to hire some cleaners. Why would you pay someone a decent office wage to mop up the kitchen? You and the main director want to concentrate on what you're being paid for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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