Happy Face 29 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Poor bairn... A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Co Durham courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the upper degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Sunderland Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Ha ha! Very good. I'll be e-mailing that one to certain people..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Heard it, canny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Gooooood........Gooooooood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Ancient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 First time i've seen it like, class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 89 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 excellent! had me hook line and sinker and was just about to tell my missus about the poor lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9777 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Gooooood........Gooooooood 52750[/snapback] So, you're going to post it tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Gooooood........Gooooooood 52750[/snapback] So, you're going to post it tomorrow? 52870[/snapback] Good call! So much so, I think you should have finished with one of these dudes >>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Shouldn't this be in the bad taste jokes thread though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Shouldn't this be in the bad taste jokes thread though? 52887[/snapback] Doesn't work so well when you're waiting for the punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Shouldn't this be in the bad taste jokes thread though? 52887[/snapback] Doesn't work so well when you're waiting for the punchline. 52888[/snapback] Aye yeh right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Rumour has it Richard Branson was planning a takeover of the mackems but pulled out at the last minute as the thought of the having Virgin brand on their tops when in reality they get fucked every week just didn't seem quite right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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