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Received this today...

 

Dear Job Seeker!

 

Based on the results of your CV, we came to the conclusion that you reasonably satisfy the demands of our company, and we are ready to offer you the job position of the Regional Agent. But first some words about us.

 

⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ entered the real estate market in the beginning of 2003. By now the company has already proved itself to be a worthy, reliable and competent partner able to solve most complicated tasks of its clients in the shortest possible time.

 

Our managers are specialists possessing knowledge and expertise in the sphere of real estate. They constantly improve their competency level at corporate trainings that are conducted by the company.

 

We are united with the common idea √ to found a principally new company in the real estate market. The trademark of this company should be reliability, visibility of all transactions and adequate concern for every client.

 

⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ is interested in engaging energetic, self-motivated, goal-oriented employees, possibly without work experience in this sphere, but ready to pursue new objectives, develop and earn well off.

 

Working hard and at full pressure with ⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ you can not only master the profession of a regional agent, but carve an excellent career √ from a trainee agent to a top manager. We conduct training - a system of seminars, trainings and courses for employees wishing to have success in their business. ⌠Sigma-Realty-Group■ has been active in the real estate market for more than 6 years. In its turn this guarantees stability of relations to each employee. The work of an agent is fascinating and high-paid. Taking into account the fact that widespread development of Internet technologies allows closing transactions with another hemisphere staying at home, this work provides additional advantages, such as absence of obligatory office hours and possibility to work 3-5 hours per day, as the case may be.

 

Job description of the regional agent:

 

* Search of information on real estate sale in the employee▓s region of residence,

* Presentation of lots available in the company database,

* Closing transactions,

* Advance payments by the company clients.

 

What we propose:

 

* Seminars and training for professional development

* Flexible working hours

* Possibility of rapid career advancement

* Monthly salary at the initial stage - EUR 1200.

* Bonuses and premiums for work results.

 

If our offer is of interest for you, please send your confirmation to the email michaeltaylor84@ymail.com, and we shall send you all documents that are necessary for signing.

 

Best regards.

HR-manager, Guido Rinaldi

 

 

No link to follow to dowload porn or viruses, no attempt at getting my bank details, everything seems normal other than the fact that any company willing to give me a job selling property would want their heads examining.

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You send them your CV, including name, address, postcode, DOB and lots of other potentially security-breaching details.

 

Identity stolen, cards in your name, debt and inevitably death.

 

Simple as that really.

 

Ahh but theyre making out that theyve already seen my CV so there wouldnt be a need to send it. Not that Ive ever put the bloody thing up on the net and even if I had, it wouldnt have anything related to house sales :unsure:

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You send them your CV, including name, address, postcode, DOB and lots of other potentially security-breaching details.

 

Identity stolen, cards in your name, debt and inevitably death.

 

Simple as that really.

 

Ahh but theyre making out that theyve already seen my CV so there wouldnt be a need to send it. Not that Ive ever put the bloody thing up on the net and even if I had, it wouldnt have anything related to house sales :unsure:

 

Most spam doesn't even give itself a chance! I keep getting mails from a guy called Mack Michaels, which firstly is the fakest name I have ever heard (it's as if he had 2 seconds to come up with a name and that was the first thing that came out!), but secondly, the spelling of his surname changes throughout the mails...michels, michals, michaels....

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