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Been a while since Ive witnessed this, Im sat in a hotel room in Tonbridge and all I can hear are Waaaalsend charvers ...

 

"whey I got telt I had a low sperm coont, she went away with a lad whos ginger next thing I knew she was preggas and the bairns ginger"

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2nd halfs looking good though

 

Sarah: "hooo man ye cheated on is with another man!"

Charver: "I cheated on ye with another bloke?, hoooo what ye on aboot I wasnt even with ye at the time maaaan"

 

:lol:

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To be fair this place is often like an episode of Jeremy Kyle...

 

Cough *Parkys threads* Cough

 

Except there's occasionally a grain of truth in an episode of Jeremy Kyle.

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I'd say this place was like an exercise in misanthropy, rather than an excuse to barrack and berate chavs to swell our own Ego... actually you may be right :lol:

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Show layout.

 

Random chavs come out and give story.

 

Jeremy shouts and patronises the villian, says everything the crowd wants to hear and laps up the applause, no issues get resolved.

 

Everyone thinks he's super for stating the obvious.

 

I hope he dies.

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At least you can see that show and think "my job may be shit, I may be a bit short on cash this monh, but at least I'm not one of those cunts." Always amazes me that there are a never ending pool of scum that are so willing to go on that show and be shouted at by Jeremy. For goodness sake, can you get a DNA test somewhere else?

 

As for the lie detectors, well, the whole basis of the test is deeply flawed. For starters, you can give false results if you are schitzophrenic because you live in your own warped perception of reality, or a clinical psychopath as you do not feel any emotion and therefore can control yourself to the extent that you can give a complete fabrication and remain as cool as a cucumber. You can train yourself to beat the polygraph test if you have enough time. Lie detectors have been debunked, but as with with Freudian psychology, people seem to believe that it is proven.

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If scum care to cheat on there partners and abuse them, then I don't think they give much of a thought of practising a method on beating a test they clearly don't care about.

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