Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Saw an advert for a film coming out soon this morning, it was called The Constant Gardener ffs. Made me think about some of the worst film titles I've ever heard of: 1 Secondhand Lions 2 Bulletproof Monk 3 The Constant Gardener Anyone think of any other beauties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Saw an advert for a film coming out soon this morning, it was called The Constant Gardener ffs. Made me think about some of the worst film titles I've ever heard of: 1 Secondhand Lions 2 Bulletproof Monk 3 The Constant Gardener Anyone think of any other beauties? 52622[/snapback] So as not to offend Catholics in the US 'The Pope Must Die' had it's name changed to 'The Pope Must Diet'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Saw an advert for a film coming out soon this morning, it was called The Constant Gardener ffs. Made me think about some of the worst film titles I've ever heard of: 1 Secondhand Lions 2 Bulletproof Monk 3 The Constant Gardener Anyone think of any other beauties? 52622[/snapback] Fucking worst film title ever. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Saw an advert for a film coming out soon this morning, it was called The Constant Gardener ffs. Made me think about some of the worst film titles I've ever heard of: 1 Secondhand Lions 2 Bulletproof Monk 3 The Constant Gardener Anyone think of any other beauties? 52622[/snapback] So as not to offend Catholics in the US 'The Pope Must Die' had it's name changed to 'The Pope Must Diet'. 52623[/snapback] On the same theme, apparently 'Richard III' had to be renamed something else for the American market (just King Richard or summat - I cant remember) because it was thought that the yanks would be put off going because they hadnt seen Richard I or Richard II. Fucking morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Hard Rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I remember being somewhat disappointed when I was younger to discover 'Shag' was in fact a poor man's 'Dirty Dancing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I remember being somewhat disappointed when I was younger to discover 'Shag' was in fact a poor man's 'Dirty Dancing'. 52629[/snapback] I heard you were ecstatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Vanilla Sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I just found this one on IMDB, the titles awful but does anyone else find the synopsis a little disturbing: Gardener Sprinkling Bad Boy (1903)A man is seen sprinkling the garden when a bad boy happens along and treads on the hose. The gardener looks into the nozzle, bad boy lets go and the water bursts out with such force as to almost throw him down. In discovering the one who caused the trouble, he chases and catches him and proceeds to give him a bath. Very funny, and somewhat exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Girl with a Pearl Earring, though I'm quite looking forward to the sequel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Girl with a Pearl Earring, though I'm quite looking forward to the sequel... 52634[/snapback] Prequel, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 I just found this one on IMDB, the titles awful but does anyone else find the synopsis a little disturbing: Gardener Sprinkling Bad Boy (1903)A man is seen sprinkling the garden when a bad boy happens along and treads on the hose. The gardener looks into the nozzle, bad boy lets go and the water bursts out with such force as to almost throw him down. In discovering the one who caused the trouble, he chases and catches him and proceeds to give him a bath. Very funny, and somewhat exciting. 52632[/snapback] Watched a film years ago called Bad Boy Bubby. anyone seen it? Fucking gruesome. Me and all my mates got it out on video when we were about 16, my 14 year old girlfriend at the time turned up round mine unannouced and watched it with us - big mistake! Scarred her for life, she wouldn't give it up after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I just found this one on IMDB, the titles awful but does anyone else find the synopsis a little disturbing: Gardener Sprinkling Bad Boy (1903)A man is seen sprinkling the garden when a bad boy happens along and treads on the hose. The gardener looks into the nozzle, bad boy lets go and the water bursts out with such force as to almost throw him down. In discovering the one who caused the trouble, he chases and catches him and proceeds to give him a bath. Very funny, and somewhat exciting. 52632[/snapback] Watched a film years ago called Bad Boy Bubby. anyone seen it? Fucking gruesome. Me and all my mates got it out on video when we were about 16, my 14 year old girlfriend at the time turned up round mine unannouced and watched it with us - big mistake! Scarred her for life, she wouldn't give it up after that! 52642[/snapback] Nope, sounds good though. Continuing with O/T stuff, anyone seen a short film called La Cabina? I'd love to see that again if anyone has any suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Prequel, surely? 52636[/snapback] I'm interested to hear your reasoning on this one, you're the medical man, but I wasn't aware there was a certain order you were supposed to splash your bird in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 I think you'd like it Renton, it involves cling-filming a cat and fucking his mother. Saturday night couples viewing tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 (edited) I think you'd like it Renton, it involves cling-filming a cat and fucking his mother. Saturday night couples viewing tbh. 52645[/snapback] I thought you meant the cat's mother there for a second. EDIT: At this point I think everyone needs to be banned from this site, no-one's old enough to read this shite. Edited November 4, 2005 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Prequel, surely? 52636[/snapback] I'm interested to hear your reasoning on this one, you're the medical man, but I wasn't aware there was a certain order you were supposed to splash your bird in! 52644[/snapback] Normally tails off towards the end, resulting in a solitary ear ring. Can't believe I'm having this conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Normally tails off towards the end, resulting in a solitary ear ring. Can't believe I'm having this conversation. 52647[/snapback] I knew that question would be worth asking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Nope, sounds good though. Continuing with O/T stuff, anyone seen a short film called La Cabina? I'd love to see that again if anyone has any suggestions. 52643[/snapback] Cabina, La (1972) (TV)A man gets trapped inside a telephone box and nobody is able to free him. ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Nope, sounds good though. Continuing with O/T stuff, anyone seen a short film called La Cabina? I'd love to see that again if anyone has any suggestions. 52643[/snapback] Cabina, La (1972) (TV)A man gets trapped inside a telephone box and nobody is able to free him. ?! 52651[/snapback] It's brilliant. The fire brigade come, but the box is indestructible. Eventually the telephone people come, and remove the whole box onto the back of a lorry. In the meantime, the poor bloke can't communicate with the outside as the box is sound proof. Where do they take him? One of the most disturbing films ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Eight Diagram Pole Fighter Close Encounters of the Spooky Kind The Magnificent Butcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravtash patel 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Saw an advert for a film coming out soon this morning, it was called The Constant Gardener ffs. Made me think about some of the worst film titles I've ever heard of: 1 Secondhand Lions 2 Bulletproof Monk 3 The Constant Gardener Anyone think of any other beauties? 52622[/snapback] i'm watching a canny film at the minute, dunno if it would be to everybody's taste as it is of adult conent but i am loving it.. the title i hear you ask? dead horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 So as not to offend Catholics in the US 'The Pope Must Die' had it's name changed to 'The Pope Must Diet'. 52623[/snapback] That made me laugh out loud Ahhh... the Americans......!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 How Stella Got Her Groove Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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