Park Life 71 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Mate just phoned and said his wife was making a nice salad for tonight for when I come over and would that be alright. Like the master of etiquette I said that would be fine and was really looking forward to it etc.... What I wanted to say was that I was starving and would rather huge plates of pasta or fried things with potatoes etc... Thinking of ringing the cunt back....Salad ffs!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 It depends on the salad. A Chicken Caesar with some beastly croutons can work wonders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 It depends on the salad. A Chicken Caesar with some beastly croutons can work wonders! There better be some meat in the doings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6702 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Drive-thru before you get there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Surely there'll be some nibbles as well. Gorge yourself on the nuts!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Drive-thru before you get there.... That would be the normal course of evasive action, but had a McD yesterday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Polish off the Salad, then get your bait out your bag and sit at the table munching on a cheese and pickle sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6702 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Drive-thru before you get there.... That would be the normal course of evasive action, but had a McD yesterday.... Fuck's sake Parky twice in 2 days isn't illegal. Have one for my birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Or take the 19yr Old and eat some hairy clam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6702 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Or take the 19yr Old and eat some hairy clam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Depends what type of salad, mine are quite filling as I use new potatoes, cold meats and a pork and pickle pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 not my sort of scene that, going to someones house for "dinner". Don't mind salads though, good with a BBQ If I was Parky, I'd rather take the 19 year old out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Depends what type of salad, mine are quite filling as I use new potatoes, cold meats and a pork and pickle pie And batter scraps from the local chippy, and no greenery at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Doesn't it depend entirely on what her hair smells like bonnie lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 chicken caesar salad is the best ever! Maybe it'll be help yourself stylee, loadsa plates and bowls of assorted feastings and you just help yourself to what you want the most. failing that get a chinese on the way yem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31600 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Gorge yourself on the nuts!! That's Mrs. Parky's motto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Take the 19 year old then stop in Mcdonalds car park on the way home and give her McFurry a good licking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Depends what type of salad, mine are quite filling as I use new potatoes, cold meats and a pork and pickle pie And batter scraps from the local chippy, and no greenery at all. Oiii Nah, I really dont like pork pies myself. I love a crispy salad, loads of greenery and piles of beetroot too (Though our local chippy does gorgeous 'battered' chips, but trouble is they make me feel sick after)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 battered chips? wtf Not completely battered, they are normal chunky chips with little crunchy bits of batter here and there. I think they must pour alittle of the batter into the oil or something, anyhow they are delicious and crispy but as I say I can only eat a few. Sort of chips with the scribbles added on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21576 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Or take the 19yr Old and eat some hairy clam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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