Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 You can't lick your own elbows? Mine of info me like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Not while you're licking windows, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Not while you're licking windows, obviously. 52591[/snapback] And that's from an expert on the subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 You can't lick your own elbows? Mine of info me like. 52588[/snapback] Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues? I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 You can't lick your own elbows? Mine of info me like. 52588[/snapback] Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues? I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh. 52594[/snapback] It was on a Penguin wrapper, how much more scientific do you want me to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 It was on a Penguin wrapper, how much more scientific do you want me to be? 52597[/snapback] That's where we'll find the cure for cancer tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 You can't lick your own elbows? Mine of info me like. 52588[/snapback] Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues? I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh. 52594[/snapback] It was on a Penguin wrapper, how much more scientific do you want me to be? 52597[/snapback] We'd settle for 'sober before 9am' tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though. 52600[/snapback] When did they figure that out and how large was the sample? Was it a question on Family Fortunes? If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though. 52600[/snapback] When did they figure that out and how large was the sample? Was it a question on Family Fortunes? If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part. 52601[/snapback] If you asked it in Byker, they'd think it was a souped-up motor. Probably a Lexus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 (edited) Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though. 52600[/snapback] When did they figure that out and how large was the sample? Was it a question on Family Fortunes? If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part. 52601[/snapback] Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources. Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work. Edit: We could set up a poll on here, though I reckon we will need to power it with a sample size above 3000. What does Jimbo think? Edited November 4, 2005 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though. 52600[/snapback] Is it against the law like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though. 52600[/snapback] Is it against the law like? 52604[/snapback] Probably. Or should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources. Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work. 52603[/snapback] We asked 100 men what auto-felatio was... I'd quite like to hear the answers to that one! btw "self-defiling"? Are you a bishop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Did you know that dogs have been trained to smell bladder cancer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources. Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work. 52603[/snapback] We asked 100 men what auto-felatio was... I'd quite like to hear the answers to that one! btw "self-defiling"? Are you a bishop? 52606[/snapback] Not a bishop, but if sucking your own bishop's head isn't self defilement, I don't know what is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Did you know it takes on average four posts for a totally innocent thread on here to turn to smut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Did you know it takes on average four posts for a totally innocent thread on here to turn to smut? 52615[/snapback] That much? Must do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Apparently you have to be very small to be able to pull a Prince-like self satifying move off............i wonder who on this forum would be a prime candidate for this then......short-arse sexual deviant by the name of....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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