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Well, I have a 50 year old cousin who I haven't seen for years, but was told 2 weeks ago that he's getting married to a 19 year old

 

I just said to his sister, what a lucky bugger

 

He's not that lucky, shacking up with a guy 31 years his senior!

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a fuck's a fuck, nut could you really live withyourself if you lost your missus over it?

 

After the slovac carryon, you think she'd forgive and forget? No way you'd lose her forever and I doubt you'll have the arms of the 19yr old to fall into to console youself.

 

Think of everything she knows about you and you her, the history, the memories. Is it really worth th eequivalent of one cheap thrill?

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Well, I have a 50 year old cousin who I haven't seen for years, but was told 2 weeks ago that he's getting married to a 19 year old

 

I just said to his sister, what a lucky bugger

 

He's not that lucky, shacking up with a guy 31 years his senior!

 

:lol:

 

he is 50, his sister is about 46. They are my cousins. She told me that her brother, the 50 year old, is getting married to a 19 year old ........

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a fuck's a fuck, nut could you really live withyourself if you lost your missus over it?

 

After the slovac carryon, you think she'd forgive and forget? No way you'd lose her forever and I doubt you'll have the arms of the 19yr old to fall into to console youself.

 

Think of everything she knows about you and you her, the history, the memories. Is it really worth th eequivalent of one cheap thrill?

 

joking aside, if he wants to keep his wife, of course its stupid

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Well, I have a 50 year old cousin who I haven't seen for years, but was told 2 weeks ago that he's getting married to a 19 year old

 

I just said to his sister, what a lucky bugger

 

He's not that lucky, shacking up with a guy 31 years his senior!

 

:lol:

 

he is 50, his sister is about 46. They are my cousins. She told me that her brother, the 50 year old, is getting married to a 19 year old ........

... I know that old fella, I was inferring that the 19 yr old in question was a bloke...

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Well, I have a 50 year old cousin who I haven't seen for years, but was told 2 weeks ago that he's getting married to a 19 year old

 

I just said to his sister, what a lucky bugger

 

He's not that lucky, shacking up with a guy 31 years his senior!

 

:lol:

 

he is 50, his sister is about 46. They are my cousins. She told me that her brother, the 50 year old, is getting married to a 19 year old ........

... I know that old fella, I was inferring that the 19 yr old in question was a bloke...

 

would he be just the right age for you like :razz:

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Well, I have a 50 year old cousin who I haven't seen for years, but was told 2 weeks ago that he's getting married to a 19 year old

 

I just said to his sister, what a lucky bugger

 

He's not that lucky, shacking up with a guy 31 years his senior!

 

:lol:

 

he is 50, his sister is about 46. They are my cousins. She told me that her brother, the 50 year old, is getting married to a 19 year old ........

... I know that old fella, I was inferring that the 19 yr old in question was a bloke...

 

would he be just the right age for you like :razz:

 

 

I'm sorry your addled mind didn't get the earlier joke, but your doddering attempt at a riposte is a bit embarrassing old man. :razz:

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Well, I have a 50 year old cousin who I haven't seen for years, but was told 2 weeks ago that he's getting married to a 19 year old

 

I just said to his sister, what a lucky bugger

 

He's not that lucky, shacking up with a guy 31 years his senior!

 

:lol:

 

he is 50, his sister is about 46. They are my cousins. She told me that her brother, the 50 year old, is getting married to a 19 year old ........

... I know that old fella, I was inferring that the 19 yr old in question was a bloke...

 

would he be just the right age for you like :razz:

 

 

I'm sorry your addled mind didn't get the earlier joke, but your doddering attempt at a riposte is a bit embarrassing old man. :rolleyes:

 

 

a young smartarse eh ........ I got it, it was just a crap joke :razz:

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