Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 (edited) One of my mates was in town last night and Michael Owen walked into the place. Apparently he went up to this blonde lass and grabbed her tits straight away. If that wasn't enough he told her he was taking her back to his place there and then to which the blonde's reply was "aren't you a little forward?" Edited November 3, 2005 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chip2388 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Woooosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Christian Ronaldo walks into a bar, buys a girl a drink, drugs her and rapes her. she wakes up next morning with Ronaldo beside her, sleeping in a damp pillow. she wakes him up and says "wooow, you dribble a lot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Worst thread ever tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Sima... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=2457 YESTERDAY, that was posted. YESTERDAY. Keep up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 The Ronaldo one wasn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Mmhmm. And for good reason too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Sima... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=2457 YESTERDAY, that was posted. YESTERDAY. Keep up! 52449[/snapback] Its like a game of Chinese Whispers isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Japanese whispers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Korean whispers? (I don't get this game.... ??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Korean Language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 United Arab Emirates whispers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 You're sacked tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Tbh tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Look son, to use tbh you have to be cool and you aren't, capiche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Look son, to use tbh you have to be cool and you aren't, capiche? 52499[/snapback] Jeez I hope that there were meant to be [irony] [/irony] tags added to that last post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Look son, to use tbh you have to be cool and you aren't, capiche? 52499[/snapback] Jeez I hope that there were meant to be [irony] [/irony] tags added to that last post. 52504[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Sima... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=2457 YESTERDAY, that was posted. YESTERDAY. Keep up! 52449[/snapback] Its like a game of Chinese Whispers isn't it? 52478[/snapback] Maoist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Speaking of our yellow friends, is it true the Chinese are allergic to milk? Might not be the Chinese, could be the Japs? Come to think of it like i've never seen one drinking the white stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Speaking of our yellow friends, is it true the Chinese are allergic to milk? Might not be the Chinese, could be the Japs? Come to think of it like i've never seen one drinking the white stuff! 52683[/snapback] I've never seen a Japanese person clean a chimney either. Or rinse a teapot. Or repair a Mini Metro..... What IS it with these people?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Speaking of our yellow friends, is it true the Chinese are allergic to milk? Might not be the Chinese, could be the Japs? Come to think of it like i've never seen one drinking the white stuff! 52683[/snapback] Correct. Chinese people as a rule are lactose intolerant which leads them to the widespread belief that westerners have a smell of sour milk about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Speaking of our yellow friends, is it true the Chinese are allergic to milk? Might not be the Chinese, could be the Japs? Come to think of it like i've never seen one drinking the white stuff! 52683[/snapback] Correct. Chinese people as a rule are lactose intolerant which leads them to the widespread belief that westerners have a smell of sour milk about them. 52701[/snapback] I've heard that before. In the same way that we often think Asian people smell of spices, people from countries that don't eat dairy produce think westerners smell of sour milk. What goes in must come out I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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