Rob W 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 The Faye thread today points out that if Faye goes off to the African Cup Souness has his excuses sorted for January - but what of other months? A small contribution Nov - its a disgrace - no-one ever told me we were playing Chelsea - I get out there on the touchline and there's a Sardine Merchant in a coat he must have stolen - Dec:- its a disgrace - our pre match preparation was disturbed by some fat (sorry Mr Shepherd, sir) guy landing on players house roofs with a sleigh and waking them up January - it's a disgrace - Faye absent in Efrika - how DARE they play for their country!! Feb - its a disgrace - all this white stuff around - how am I supposed to prepare a decent team when the pitch isn't covered in grass March - its a disgrace - all these teams rearranging games because they're in the Semis of useless competitions like the so-called Champions League when teams like ours in 18th place have planned months ahead April - its a disgrace - I wasn't the one who gave them the "Columbian special" chocolate Easter eggs that Nobby bought in Bogota Duty Free May - its a disgrace - Mr Shepherd just doesn't understand what I've done for this club getting them into the Championship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 May - It's a disgrace. After such a seasom, Parker doesn't make the World Cup squad. The Swede is clueless - he doesn't know proper players to save his life. (Carrick injured. Parker called up to the England squad) August - It's a disgrace. Club should always come before country. It wasn't Scotty's fault he got injured for six months, he shouldn't be called up to play for his country when he's got a season ahead of him. It's not fair to ruin a career of a proper player like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 June - Its a disgrace - I was planning to use Michael Owen as a lawn ornament this summer but apparently he's qualified to play for England - why wasn't I told??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 July - It's a disgrace, the manager wont give me another 50 million for proper players and I'm bored with this lot already. If we had Emerton and Neill we'll challenge for the league next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakermaker 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 alex ferguson and arsene wenger both give excuses to the press then work on the player later.you have souness in a no win situation,if he has a go at certain players,"he shouldnt say that,what does it say to the player",if he says nowt and tries to cover,like those mentioned,it's excuses. mind you his boumsong on slippy pitch is stretching things a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggiespaws 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 alex ferguson and arsene wenger both give excuses to the press then work on the player later.you have souness in a no win situation,if he has a go at certain players,"he shouldnt say that,what does it say to the player",if he says nowt and tries to cover,like those mentioned,it's excuses. mind you his boumsong on slippy pitch is stretching things a bit 52919[/snapback] I'm not an advocate of Souness, but thats spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 He's got one for today - all my players were kept up all night by loud bangs of fireworks. Plus It's only going to get worse tonight so there minds won't be on the game for worrying. It's a disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Author Share Posted November 5, 2005 July - It's a disgrace, the manager wont give me another 50 million for proper players and I'm bored with this lot already. If we had Emerton and Neill we'll challenge for the league next season. 52908[/snapback] August - Did I say League? I meant Championship of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 May - It's a disgrace. You can't blame me for getting us relegated. You should be blaming the other teams around us for getting more points. It's what happens in poor teams made of proper players, and those that have proper training grounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Any month - I'm Scottish. No Scottish people know anything about football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 Nov - If only we had Bellamy!!! Its a disgrace the way he left us behind my back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 December - It's a disgrace, they shouldn't let footballers have eggnog at the xmas party, Emre was bouncing off the walls and someone pissed in my whisky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 Nov - I mean! How can we go up the League when all these games are cancelled - its a disgrace"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 Feb- Its those new lights................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 May - It's a disgrace, when I was a proper player in a proper team in the 80's we played 42 games a season. We would have survived in those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Any month - I'm Scottish. No Scottish people know anything about football. 53167[/snapback] Alex Ferguson's honours called you a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Any month - I'm Scottish. No Scottish people know anything about football. 53167[/snapback] Alex Ferguson's honours called you a liar. 55570[/snapback] I don't appreciate you pissing in my chips. Especially as they had curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Any month - I'm Scottish. No Scottish people know anything about football. 53167[/snapback] Alex Ferguson's honours called you a liar. 55570[/snapback] I don't appreciate you pissing in my chips. Especially as they had curry. 55597[/snapback] Jock Stein, Bill Shankly and Matt Busby weren't bad either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggiespaws 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 December - It's a disgrace, they shouldn't let footballers have eggnog at the xmas party, Emre was bouncing off the walls and someone pissed in my whisky. 54213[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CrimsonFault Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Any month - I'm Scottish. No Scottish people know anything about football. 53167[/snapback] Alex Ferguson's honours called you a liar. 55570[/snapback] I don't appreciate you pissing in my chips. Especially as they had curry. 55597[/snapback] Jock Stein, Bill Shankly and Matt Busby weren't bad either. 55599[/snapback] Wasn't even born then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 November - It's a disgrace - Owen will score 24 games a season and Sven has just used up the two I was planning on for November - GIVE ME BACK MY TWO GOALS Mr Erikson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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