Craig 6670 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Interesting subject that ensued at lunchtime today... thought it'd be interesting to run a poll on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Standard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Mopping up? What the fuck have you been eating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15346 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Some of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 What a shit thread. Oh and standard. Anyone who does anything else need explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I use dry. But I've heard nothing but good things about wet wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Used to hate that tracing paper stuff that you used to get at Primary school in the 80's, it either stuck to your arse or slid up your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41906 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) I've got a two year old- after a night on the Guinness the Kandoos come in handy! Feckin thigh wipers! Edited June 25, 2009 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 lads..... you'd be fucking shocked what some admit to... there is a bloke at work who claims he just "kegs up!". Reckons wiping yourself dry is pointless as you almost always get kling-ons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Even if I'm confident of a grade A nip and the first wipe is clean, I'll do a safety wipe to make sure I didn't miss the bunghole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41906 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Used to hate that tracing paper stuff that you used to get at Primary school in the 80's, it either stuck to your arse or slid up your back. thats if it didn't rip your hoop to shreds........... or the ultimate ignominy of "digit poke thru" aka shitty finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41906 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Even if I'm confident of a grade A nip and the first wipe is clean, I'll do a safety wipe to make sure I didn't miss the bunghole. Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44098 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 lads..... you'd be fucking shocked what some admit to... there is a bloke at work who claims he just "kegs up!". Reckons wiping yourself dry is pointless as you almost always get kling-ons... I would honestly try to get him sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10661 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Standard, but I'd definitely go with a "moist toilette" if I had em in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44098 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 We have the moist stuff in the house as well as dry, so I'll sometimes use a combo, depending what's necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Standard bog roll and wipe till its all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Standard for me. However if it's a hangover Beer poor it will be poo, wipe then shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 What a weird poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 A far more interesting question is how you wipe up when you've run out of bog paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10661 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 A far more interesting question is how you wipe up when you've run out of bog paper? The toothbrush of which ever cockend used the last bog roll and didn't replace it or at least warn you that's you're out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 A far more interesting question is how you wipe up when you've run out of bog paper? Baby wipes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 When you've not got tissues or baby wipes either, you must have been caught short at least once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 If the paper's running too low, I use a kleenex. I sit down to wipe of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 When you've not got tissues or baby wipes either, you must have been caught short at least once? Face wipes! I think I've used a magazine once in desperation like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 When you've not got tissues or baby wipes either, you must have been caught short at least once? Face wipes! I think I've used a magazine once in desperation like. Nasty. Celebrity face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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