Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 (edited) Sky Sports are running a competition where the prize is that Michelle Marsh comes and refs your Saturday/Sunday league game. So i propose we get a team together and enter! Who knows Michelle might let a lucky pair of us goes two's up on her after the game? Anyway i'll play up front and Wacky's a good ball boy (he handles other people's all day). So there's 10 position left up for grabs. Edited November 3, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15754 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I'll play centre-back or defensive midfield. I have an excellent rearguard action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Lazy, under-rated, left winger here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 There's an abundance of goalkeepers from what I've heard. I'm one and so is SLP and I think there's another one... Mind you, the 'Garrameister letch' will probably fill more of the goal mouth than me so he can go for it! I also play at left back when not between the sticks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 267 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Former #10 forward here. Still got the ball skills but I'm afraid the fitness is long gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9911 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I take the penalties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 I take the penalties... 52408[/snapback] On your bike son , i never miss, i'm the amatuer league Matt Le Tissier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6802 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Anywhere across midfield for me. Preferably on the wings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I'm a LB/defeninsive LM/LM Any is fine with me. Got one hell of a tackle and am a bugger tog et past. I'm likely to get sent off though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9911 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I take the penalties... 52408[/snapback] On your bike son , i never miss, i'm the amatuer league Matt Le Tissier! 52418[/snapback] And I'm Jorman. I think that should end this dispute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 529 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Completely devoid of any skill. Typical centre back clogger here. Kick owt that moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9911 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh 52456[/snapback] So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh 52456[/snapback] So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me. 52455[/snapback] To be fair, mancy was one of the least bad of those who did the 5 a side. *says she who didn't play in the first place because she has less football talent than a bee trapped in a sock* I don't know where that metaphor came from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh 52456[/snapback] So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me. 52455[/snapback] To be fair, mancy was one of the least bad of those who did the 5 a side. *says she who didn't play in the first place because she has less football talent than a bee trapped in a sock* I don't know where that metaphor came from... 52459[/snapback] By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh 52456[/snapback] So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh. 52460[/snapback] Would that comment get this board closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh 52456[/snapback] So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh. 52460[/snapback] Would that comment get this board closed? 52464[/snapback] He is gay though, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh 52456[/snapback] So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh. 52460[/snapback] Would that comment get this board closed? 52464[/snapback] He is gay though, right? 52465[/snapback] He's engaged to some lass called Toni Poole. I can see where you've got confused though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh 52456[/snapback] So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh. 52460[/snapback] Would that comment get this board closed? 52464[/snapback] He is gay though, right? 52465[/snapback] He's engaged to some lass called Toni Poole. I can see where you've got confused though 52468[/snapback] I didnt know that like (and it proves nowt anyway). Definite mincer tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 (edited) By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team' 52461[/snapback] posh talk for narcissistic wanker? Edited November 3, 2005 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team' 52461[/snapback] posh talk for narcissistic wanker? 52473[/snapback] Jealous tbh. Not to mention a broken 'irony-o-meter' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me. 52455[/snapback] To be fair, mancy was one of the least bad of those who did the 5 a side. *says she who didn't play in the first place because she has less football talent than a bee trapped in a sock* I don't know where that metaphor came from... 52459[/snapback] By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team' 52461[/snapback] You've quite a talent for reading between the lines there, Mr Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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