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Sky Sports are running a competition where the prize is that Michelle Marsh comes and refs your Saturday/Sunday league game.

 

So i propose we get a team together and enter! Who knows Michelle might let a lucky pair of us goes two's up on her after the game?

 

Anyway i'll play up front and Wacky's a good ball boy (he handles other people's all day). So there's 10 position left up for grabs.

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There's an abundance of goalkeepers from what I've heard. I'm one and so is SLP and I think there's another one...

 

Mind you, the 'Garrameister letch' will probably fill more of the goal mouth than me so he can go for it! :rimshot:

 

I also play at left back when not between the sticks...

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Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh

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So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification...

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Well Meenzer gets in somehow :rimshot:

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To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me.

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To be fair, mancy was one of the least bad of those who did the 5 a side.

 

*says she who didn't play in the first place because she has less football talent than a bee trapped in a sock*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know where that metaphor came from... :rimshot:

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Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh

52456[/snapback]

 

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification...

52457[/snapback]

 

 

Well Meenzer gets in somehow :rimshot:

52458[/snapback]

 

On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league.

 

I think gay centre halves are the future tbh.

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To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me.

52455[/snapback]

To be fair, mancy was one of the least bad of those who did the 5 a side.

 

*says she who didn't play in the first place because she has less football talent than a bee trapped in a sock*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know where that metaphor came from... :rimshot:

52459[/snapback]

 

By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team' :tumbleweed:

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Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh

52456[/snapback]

 

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification...

52457[/snapback]

 

 

Well Meenzer gets in somehow :tumbleweed:

52458[/snapback]

 

On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league.

 

I think gay centre halves are the future tbh.

52460[/snapback]

 

 

Would that comment get this board closed? :rimshot:

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Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh

52456[/snapback]

 

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification...

52457[/snapback]

 

 

Well Meenzer gets in somehow :angry:

52458[/snapback]

 

On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league.

 

I think gay centre halves are the future tbh.

52460[/snapback]

 

 

Would that comment get this board closed? :rimshot:

52464[/snapback]

 

 

:angry:

 

He is gay though, right? :tumbleweed:

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Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh

52456[/snapback]

 

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification...

52457[/snapback]

 

 

Well Meenzer gets in somehow :angry:

52458[/snapback]

 

On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league.

 

I think gay centre halves are the future tbh.

52460[/snapback]

 

 

Would that comment get this board closed? :rimshot:

52464[/snapback]

 

 

:angry:

 

He is gay though, right? :tumbleweed:

52465[/snapback]

 

 

He's engaged to some lass called Toni Poole. I can see where you've got confused though :angry:

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Think Lampard, and you're thinking about me tbh

52456[/snapback]

 

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification...

52457[/snapback]

 

 

Well Meenzer gets in somehow :o

52458[/snapback]

 

On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league.

 

I think gay centre halves are the future tbh.

52460[/snapback]

 

 

Would that comment get this board closed? :rimshot:

52464[/snapback]

 

 

:angry:

 

He is gay though, right? :angry:

52465[/snapback]

 

 

He's engaged to some lass called Toni Poole. I can see where you've got confused though :angry:

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:tumbleweed:

 

I didnt know that like (and it proves nowt anyway). Definite mincer tbh.

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By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team:rimshot:

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posh talk for narcissistic wanker?

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By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team:tumbleweed:

52461[/snapback]

 

posh talk for narcissistic wanker?

52473[/snapback]

 

Jealous tbh. :rimshot:

 

 

 

Not to mention a broken 'irony-o-meter'

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To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me.

52455[/snapback]

To be fair, mancy was one of the least bad of those who did the 5 a side.

 

*says she who didn't play in the first place because she has less football talent than a bee trapped in a sock*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know where that metaphor came from... :rimshot:

52459[/snapback]

 

By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team' :angry:

52461[/snapback]

You've quite a talent for reading between the lines there, Mr Manc :angry:

 

:tumbleweed:

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