Acid 0 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Everytime, and I mean everytime! Im seemingly harrassed off chav bums wanting a lend of 40p. Here is some of the stories. Monday: Was next to Scuh and suddenly some bum which crooked teeth came up to me and explained a story of him working in Byker and he fell of some scafolding and broke his insulin tube. He said he came from Gateshead and he didn't know Newcastle City Centre very well. He said we could potentially save his life if we lended him money to buy a chocolate bar. Rejected, he ran off into the shadows, waiting for some helpless teenager to beg to again. Fuck knows how I could keep a straight face. Yesterday: Walking down Northumberland Street, and I'm approached by some London wannabe G selling supposedly his own CD copies. "I'm only getting 30p from each sale bruv and thats shitty init". He offered it between 4 of us to cough up £5 between us, of course we rejected as it looked like a shabby copy of Busta Ryhmes or something. He then gave us a sob story how he's travelled all the way from London etc... We left him, and the level of disgust in his face was classic! Other experiences: A chav pretending to be a tourist:razz:, bus money (Most common) and I've been robbed. Care to share your experience... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglez 0 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Everytime, and I mean everytime! Im seemingly harrassed off chav bums wanting a lend of 40p. Here is some of the stories. Monday: Was next to Scuh and suddenly some bum which crooked teeth came up to me and explained a story of him working in Byker and he fell of some scafolding and broke his insulin tube. He said he came from Gateshead and he didn't know Newcastle City Centre very well. He said we could potentially save his life if we lended him money to buy a chocolate bar. Rejected, he ran off into the shadows, waiting for some helpless teenager to beg to again. Fuck knows how I could keep a straight face. Yesterday: Walking down Northumberland Street, and I'm approached by some London wannabe G selling supposedly his own CD copies. "I'm only getting 30p from each sale bruv and thats shitty init". He offered it between 4 of us to cough up £5 between us, of course we rejected as it looked like a shabby copy of Busta Ryhmes or something. He then gave us a sob story how he's travelled all the way from London etc... We left him, and the level of disgust in his face was classic! Other experiences: A chav pretending to be a tourist:razz:, bus money (Most common) and I've been robbed. Care to share your experience... He asked me before and gave me the exact same story, seen him numerous times picking up tab dumps off the floor then asking people for a light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I've seen the rapper guy before did he have one of them wheeled hold-alls? Once was stopped by some crack whore looking woman asking for 20p so she could call her sister who she lost and assumed had been abducted by "some fucking pervert" fucking scruffy twats man the bloke round mine that walks round town picking up all the money on the floor decked head to toe in denim has the right idea he begs to no one. He must leave his self respect at home though all the school kids hoy pennies on the floor near him and he picks them up sometimes he walks past them to pretend he wont stoop that low but he soon slinks back to pick it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Read 'Down and Out in Paris and London' by George Orwell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Some fucker approached me in the corner of the car park behind Three Bulls once and asked for a couple of quid, cos he'd finished his shift at the hospital (Florence Nightingale) and had been mugged and couldn't get home. I felt particularly vulnerable, there was no one around and he was (personal space invadingly) close and i was standing with my car door open and keys in hand. I ended up giving him a couple of quid, seemed the lesser of two evils (the other having my car stolen). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I had a guy stop me in Austin, Texas once asking if I'd buy his shoes from him so he could buy crack. I let him keep the shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Before the Cardiff trip, Flintoff and I were waiting in Haymarket for our bus when some tramp asked us for 50p to buy his mum a birthday present. We offered him a scotch egg. He duly accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If anyone was desperate enough to ask me for a couple of quid, whatever face saving lie they told to get around to it, I'd gladly hand it over. What are you people, on the bones of your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 A tramp came up to me and a mate outside Eldon Square once and said "I'm not going to lie to you lads, its not for a cup of tea, its for Special Brew. Now, can I have some money?" Due to his refreshing honesty and raising a smile , we gave him a few quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 (edited) One of the local 'girls' (very late at night) about a month ago just grabbed my balls as I was fiddling for the front door key. I turned somewhat startled (but kinda enjoying it) as our eyes met I felt her lift the €10 euro taxi change I had just casually put in my right jacket pocket. This is Hamburg man, best be ready. Edited June 18, 2009 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Read 'Down and Out in Paris and London' by George Orwell. I have but I'm not sure how it ties in with the little charvers near the Monument / end of Northumberland Street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Some fucker approached me in the corner of the car park behind Three Bulls once and asked for a couple of quid, cos he'd finished his shift at the hospital (Florence Nightingale) and had been mugged and couldn't get home. I felt particularly vulnerable, there was no one around and he was (personal space invadingly) close and i was standing with my car door open and keys in hand. I ended up giving him a couple of quid, seemed the lesser of two evils (the other having my car stolen). Mug him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If anyone was desperate enough to ask me for a couple of quid, whatever face saving lie they told to get around to it, I'd gladly hand it over. What are you people, on the bones of your arse? Not convinced the little charvs are that desperate like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I've stopped giving ciggies to students...Cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If anyone was desperate enough to ask me for a couple of quid, whatever face saving lie they told to get around to it, I'd gladly hand it over. What are you people, on the bones of your arse? Not convinced the little charvs are that desperate like. Giving him money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I've stopped giving ciggies to students...Cunts. Surprised they haven't become a currency all of their own already, given their price. But generally begging depends where you live, in some of the places Fop's lived if you gave £1 to everyone that asked for cash in a day you'd soon be joining them. In others if people ask, no matter how ridiculous the story may seem, it's probably true. Either way refuse and make up an even more ridiculous story of your own and ask them for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Read 'Down and Out in Paris and London' by George Orwell. I have but I'm not sure how it ties in with the little charvers near the Monument / end of Northumberland Street Well location is not important, more so how these people aren't entirely responsible for their situation and perhaps rather than sympathy or even charity they at least deserve empathy. One of my tutor's at Uni went through a phase of being a tramp when he had a bad patch in his life, wife left him and all that, and a few years later he got himself sorted back into work and he was getting a fortune as a script doctor. Then of course a few years later he got his Lecturing job on top of that. Sometimes the way society reacts to these people is as bad as the peoples situation itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If anyone was desperate enough to ask me for a couple of quid, whatever face saving lie they told to get around to it, I'd gladly hand it over. What are you people, on the bones of your arse? Not convinced the little charvs are that desperate like. A good rule is probably to refuse if they have writing on their clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 If anyone was desperate enough to ask me for a couple of quid, whatever face saving lie they told to get around to it, I'd gladly hand it over. What are you people, on the bones of your arse? Not convinced the little charvs are that desperate like. A good rule is probably to refuse if they have writing on their clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Yesterday: Walking down Northumberland Street, and I'm approached by some London wannabe G selling supposedly his own CD copies. "I'm only getting 30p from each sale bruv and thats shitty init". He offered it between 4 of us to cough up £5 between us, of course we rejected as it looked like a shabby copy of Busta Ryhmes or something. He then gave us a sob story how he's travelled all the way from London etc... We left him, and the level of disgust in his face was classic! Other experiences: A chav pretending to be a tourist:razz:, bus money (Most common) and I've been robbed. Care to share your experience... By any chance was he called Silver? or Okan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 One of the local 'girls' (very late at night) about a month ago just grabbed my balls as I was fiddling for the front door key. I turned somewhat startled (but kinda enjoying it) as our eyes met I felt her lift the €10 euro taxi change I had just casually put in my right jacket pocket. This is Hamburg man, best be ready. German hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 One of the local 'girls' (very late at night) about a month ago just grabbed my balls as I was fiddling for the front door key. I turned somewhat startled (but kinda enjoying it) as our eyes met I felt her lift the €10 euro taxi change I had just casually put in my right jacket pocket. This is Hamburg man, best be ready. German hooker? Knowing St. Georg, probably Polish. Or Vietnamese. "Hast du eine angenehme Rohrlänge?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Yesterday: Walking down Northumberland Street, and I'm approached by some London wannabe G selling supposedly his own CD copies. "I'm only getting 30p from each sale bruv and thats shitty init". He offered it between 4 of us to cough up £5 between us, of course we rejected as it looked like a shabby copy of Busta Ryhmes or something. He then gave us a sob story how he's travelled all the way from London etc... We left him, and the level of disgust in his face was classic! Other experiences: A chav pretending to be a tourist:razz:, bus money (Most common) and I've been robbed. Care to share your experience... By any chance was he called Silver? or Okan? Dunno, he had a massive hoody, meathead and was bald Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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