Kitman 2207 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I think Ashley is clueless rather than evil. He's screwed things up royally and now he's looking to make a run for it imo. He doesn't care if that makes things worse, as long as he gets out quick. He's doing the equivalent of running out of town as fast as his tubby legs can carry him, with his trousers and pants round his ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Either way a city needs it's football club back and a village needs it's idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Newcastle United have been inundated with joke offers after Mike Ashley invited anyone interested in buying the club to make contact via email. Supporters of Newcastle's local rivals, Sunderland, took particular delight in responding to a statement on the relegated club's website which said that potential purchasers could go through the unusual process of emailing admin@nufc.co.uk But the invitation to email Newcastle with prank offers proved irresistible to many rival supporters. One Sunderland fan bid 10p and another wrote: "I would like to lodge an official bid to buy NUFC. The amount I am offering is £10. Should I be successful I will be appointing myself as team manager, as I am currently in a management role in the Peterlee Sunday League." http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/ju...l-address-jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ir0n_Duk3 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Does anyone know if Ahsley would be in a better financial position if he sent us into administration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Does anyone know if Ahsley would be in a better financial position if he sent us into administration? If he's written off what he's paid in so far as a loss, which the sale price seems to suggest he has, the he might. The Administrator would take over the day to day running and get a best price - which would go to Ashley, Ashley would also avoid having to put any more money in for running costs. It's a real possibility IF there's no concrete buying interest pretty soon I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I think Ashley is clueless rather than evil. He's screwed things up royally and now he's looking to make a run for it imo. He doesn't care if that makes things worse, as long as he gets out quick. He's doing the equivalent of running out of town as fast as his tubby legs can carry him, with his trousers and pants round his ankles. How Assley made the money he did is beyond me. He's a fucking merchant and an imbecile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richg 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Relegation odds are 11/1 for next season. Thats a really good return. Perhaps Ashley is running some secret betting consortium from the Cayman Islands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 "The club will not be making any further comment" I fucking wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Does anyone know if Ahsley would be in a better financial position if he sent us into administration? If he's written off what he's paid in so far as a loss, which the sale price seems to suggest he has, the he might. The Administrator would take over the day to day running and get a best price - which would go to Ashley, Ashley would also avoid having to put any more money in for running costs. It's a real possibility IF there's no concrete buying interest pretty soon I reckon What would happen to the players contracts? Who would pay them off, if they were paid off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 (edited) Does anyone know if Ahsley would be in a better financial position if he sent us into administration? If he's written off what he's paid in so far as a loss, which the sale price seems to suggest he has, the he might. The Administrator would take over the day to day running and get a best price - which would go to Ashley, Ashley would also avoid having to put any more money in for running costs. It's a real possibility IF there's no concrete buying interest pretty soon I reckon What would happen to the players contracts? Who would pay them off, if they were paid off? I would think Administration would be a good way of dodging the contracts, you hear of people not being paid from organisations in Admin all the time. If the club/administrator has no money to make the payments then people don't get paid, I would think employees are pretty far down the line when it comes to creditors, they'd have the choice of working for nowt (as a goodwill gesture !!!) or walking away, players are like any other employee I reckon, if there's no money employees get laid off. If a new buyer came along they could assume the contracts, but I don't know if they have to, I suppose a new buyer could say to the administrator we'll buy the club for x amount, but we only want to buy the non player bits (or possibly just take on the one's they wanted) - possibly, I ain't an expert I'm afraid. Edited June 9, 2009 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Does anyone know if Ahsley would be in a better financial position if he sent us into administration? If he's written off what he's paid in so far as a loss, which the sale price seems to suggest he has, the he might. The Administrator would take over the day to day running and get a best price - which would go to Ashley, Ashley would also avoid having to put any more money in for running costs. It's a real possibility IF there's no concrete buying interest pretty soon I reckon What would happen to the players contracts? Who would pay them off, if they were paid off? I believe players are classed as football creditors and therefore come 1st in payment order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9945 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Does anyone know if Ahsley would be in a better financial position if he sent us into administration? If he's written off what he's paid in so far as a loss, which the sale price seems to suggest he has, the he might. The Administrator would take over the day to day running and get a best price - which would go to Ashley, Ashley would also avoid having to put any more money in for running costs. It's a real possibility IF there's no concrete buying interest pretty soon I reckon What would happen to the players contracts? Who would pay them off, if they were paid off? I believe players are classed as football creditors and therefore come 1st in payment order But if there ain't any money, they'll get nowt like everyone else. They'd become free agents and once they did that any new owner wouldn't have any liability/contract to them ......I think That said, I'd be surprised if a player (employee) came ahead of a bank with a secured deal or HM taxman etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has had offers of £10, Oasis tickets and a Curly Wurly after inviting offers for the Tyneside outfit by e-mail. The Magpies have been given a £100m price tag. What an idiot. I wouldn't have believed he would be daft enough to be asking for emails had I not seen it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Does anyone know if Ahsley would be in a better financial position if he sent us into administration? If he's written off what he's paid in so far as a loss, which the sale price seems to suggest he has, the he might. The Administrator would take over the day to day running and get a best price - which would go to Ashley, Ashley would also avoid having to put any more money in for running costs. It's a real possibility IF there's no concrete buying interest pretty soon I reckon What would happen to the players contracts? Who would pay them off, if they were paid off? I believe players are classed as football creditors and therefore come 1st in payment order Http://accountancyage.com/accountancyage/a...l-playing-field But if there ain't any money, they'll get nowt like everyone else. They'd become free agents and once they did that any new owner wouldn't have any liability/contract to them ......I think That said, I'd be surprised if a player (employee) came ahead of a bank with a secured deal or HM taxman etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 fuckin iPhone! There's a link in there somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4134 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 If the wage bill is 74million a year as reported the we are shelling out 200 thousand quid per day in wages. I would have hoped that would concentrate the fat fuckers mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Viduka, Geremi and Owen are all out of contract though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14053 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Viduka, Geremi and Owen are all out of contract though. About that, shouldn't they be gone from the club now? Heard nothing about contracts being signed and I'd have assumed they'd have run out by now. I was expecting Owen to be unveiled somewhere by now tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 (edited) Viduka, Geremi and Owen are all out of contract though. Yes, presumably the wage bill will start to decrease from 1 July. I think we'll see player sales coming through from that date too. I don't think the club will go into administration personally. Edited June 9, 2009 by Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 He'll sell up soon enough, stay frosty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31202 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Viduka, Geremi and Owen are all out of contract though. About that, shouldn't they be gone from the club now? Heard nothing about contracts being signed and I'd have assumed they'd have run out by now. I was expecting Owen to be unveiled somewhere by now tbh. We're still paying them until 30th June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Viduka, Geremi and Owen are all out of contract though. Geremi has another 12 months to go.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14053 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Viduka, Geremi and Owen are all out of contract though. About that, shouldn't they be gone from the club now? Heard nothing about contracts being signed and I'd have assumed they'd have run out by now. I was expecting Owen to be unveiled somewhere by now tbh. We're still paying them until 30th June. Ah right, that makes more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31202 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 (edited) Group declares move for Newcastle United Jun 9 2009 by Lee Ryder, Evening Chronicle A FAR Eastern group has officially declared an interest in taking over Newcastle United. The news comes a day after Toon owner Mike Ashley put the club up for sale for £100m and invited people to e-mail in with bids. The organisation, which is based in Singapore, has already said it intends to keep Alan Shearer on as manager if the move is successful. It has links with existing football businesses, including a current Premier League club, as well as banking, property and legal services. A high-profile football figure has been recruited to spearhead the takeover attempt for the group, which was established in the 1980s. :: For more on the move get later editions of the Chronicle tonight and The Journal tomorrow. Edited June 9, 2009 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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