Guest alex Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) The expectancy was less than that of Owen, fair enough (I think a lot saw him as being a stop-gap / all Roeder could get). He's still been fucking gash though. Especially this season when we needed him most (on the odd occasion he was fit, obviously). I think he appeased alot of the crowd because he is able to get on the ball and go past a couple of players (then more often than not lose it to the opposition) and this raises the excitement level a bit whereas owen never got a kick (or looked like he wanted one) Those mazy runs from half-way flag to half-way flag? I know what you mean like. I hate the fucking pair of them though to tell the truth. Edited June 25, 2009 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 The expectancy was less than that of Owen, fair enough (I think a lot saw him as being a stop-gap / all Roeder could get). He's still been fucking gash though. Especially this season when we needed him most (on the odd occasion he was fit, obviously). I think he appeased alot of the crowd because he is able to get on the ball and go past a couple of players (then more often than not lose it to the opposition) and this raises the excitement level a bit whereas owen never got a kick (or looked like he wanted one) Those mazy runs from half-way flag to half-way flag? I know what you mean like. I hate the fucking pair of them though to tell the truth. hate the fucking lot of them and everyone on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14020 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I thought I would do one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 The expectancy was less than that of Owen, fair enough (I think a lot saw him as being a stop-gap / all Roeder could get). He's still been fucking gash though. Especially this season when we needed him most (on the odd occasion he was fit, obviously). I think he appeased alot of the crowd because he is able to get on the ball and go past a couple of players (then more often than not lose it to the opposition) and this raises the excitement level a bit whereas owen never got a kick (or looked like he wanted one) Those mazy runs from half-way flag to half-way flag? I know what you mean like. I hate the fucking pair of them though to tell the truth. hate the fucking lot of them and everyone on here. If only your jokes were that funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 The expectancy was less than that of Owen, fair enough (I think a lot saw him as being a stop-gap / all Roeder could get). He's still been fucking gash though. Especially this season when we needed him most (on the odd occasion he was fit, obviously). I think he appeased alot of the crowd because he is able to get on the ball and go past a couple of players (then more often than not lose it to the opposition) and this raises the excitement level a bit whereas owen never got a kick (or looked like he wanted one) Those mazy runs from half-way flag to half-way flag? I know what you mean like. I hate the fucking pair of them though to tell the truth. hate the fucking lot of them and everyone on here. If only your jokes were that funny I forgot about you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I thought I would do one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Sad he's leaving. I was desperate to have MICKEY on me new yella and creem shirt. O EDIT: That didn't quite work the way I typed it!! Je suis un Mong. Edited June 25, 2009 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Can't take any of these stories seriously when they use this picture: Anyone know when it was taken? :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2727 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Can't take any of these stories seriously when they use this picture: Anyone know when it was taken? :\ Saturday at Ascot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Not since the Hitler Diaries has a publication caused more mirth and ridicule than Michael Owen's promotional brochure. What if other fallen legends see propaganda sheets as their ticket back onto the Premier League gravy train? What if it sparks a rash of brochures aimed at convincing club chairmen that black is white. Here's what awaits: Joey Barton: Buzzwords: trouble-free, pacifist, cleanliving, always stubs cigars out in ashtrays. Mission Statement: "Didn't go to a World Cup, Didn't play like s***. Here's my book." Tabloid Myth: When he disappeared from Newcastle for three months it was to spend time in a monk's retreat, not in Her Majesty's prisons. Paul Gascoigne:: Buzzwords: Sober, sane, reliable, not a self-pitying bone in his very healthy body. Mission Statement: "I know what yez are thinking, but this time I mean it. Me bad days of getting bladdered and comin' oot with mad stuff are over. Now **** off oot me way, ah've gotta meet Barack Obama and Dolly Parton in me local for a game o' darts." Tabloid Myth: When he sat in the Hong Kong dentist's chair on England duty and supped 27 gin slings and 56 shooters, it was because he had a sore tooth. Kevin Keegan:: Buzzwords: Ice-cold, unemotional, deep- thinkermaster tactician, no quitter. Mission Statement: "I'll not let you down. In fact I'll give 110 per cent until the day I suddenly walk away." Tabloid Myth: He never claimed to be a Messiah. He just told fans they'd need a miracle to get back in the top four, and if anyone could perform a miracle it was him. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/200...15875-21475287/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 What if it sparks a rash of brochures aimed at convincing club chairmen that black is white. That should have a question mark at the end. Not a full stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 He's not coming here. Sam has questioned his ability to play more than 3 games in a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 He's not coming here. Sam has questioned his ability to play more than 3 games in a month. Which is fair enough, though strange given he also declared his interest in a player with cattled kness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 "We are not at a discussion point just yet but let's remember that Michael is under contract at Newcastle and he is the type of person that honours contracts, and that is a quality that I fully respect," Brown told Telegraph Sport on Saturday. "So, of course, I will be patient and we also know for certain that Michael will have a lot to consider because there is bound to be a lot of interest in his services when his contract expires at Newcastle at the end of this month. "But I have to emphasise this isn't a publicity stunt or anything like that. We are deadly serious about bringing Michael to Hull. "I think he's a reasonable man and just want the opportunity speak to him to convince him that Hull us the right place to be." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...Phil-Brown.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4880 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 "We are not at a discussion point just yet but let's remember that Michael is under contract at Newcastle and he is the type of person that honours contracts, and that is a quality that I fully respect," Brown told Telegraph Sport on Saturday. "So, of course, I will be patient and we also know for certain that Michael will have a lot to consider because there is bound to be a lot of interest in his services when his contract expires at Newcastle at the end of this month. "But I have to emphasise this isn't a publicity stunt or anything like that. We are deadly serious about bringing Michael to Hull. "I think he's a reasonable man and just want the opportunity speak to him to convince him that Hull us the right place to be." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...Phil-Brown.html keep hearing that but only hull and stoke are uttering anything about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 do you think there is an ounce of truth here??? NEWCASTLE face a new £750,000 bill for Michael Owen and Mark Viduka - even though they will not play again. The pair's deals end on Tuesday but both have a clause to collect another month's severance pay if they do not sign for new clubs in July. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/3815...000-payout.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4880 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14020 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Let's all make stuff up and pick on Newcastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Because all their story's about Ashley being a cock and Keegan being dictated to proved to be shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 do you think there is an ounce of truth here??? NEWCASTLE face a new £750,000 bill for Michael Owen and Mark Viduka - even though they will not play again. The pair's deals end on Tuesday but both have a clause to collect another month's severance pay if they do not sign for new clubs in July. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/3815...000-payout.html Sure, why not? Look at some of the other contracts we've 'negotiated'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Greeks bearing gifts for Owen as Olympiakos ready to offer huge wages to Newcastle striker Olympiakos have launched an audacious attempt to sign Michael Owen. The Greek club are offering Owen Champions League football and a bumper wage packet to quit the Premier League and resurrect his career in Athens ahead of next year's World Cup. Having already signed Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire and former Aston Villa defender Olof Mellberg from Juventus, Olympiakos believe they will beat the wages on offer to Owen in England. Hull and Stoke have both expressed an interest in signing him, but Everton could be his best option if they follow up their initial round of talks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 878 Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Greeks bearing gifts for Owen as Olympiakos ready to offer huge wages to Newcastle striker Olympiakos have launched an audacious attempt to sign Michael Owen. The Greek club are offering Owen Champions League football and a bumper wage packet to quit the Premier League and resurrect his career in Athens ahead of next year's World Cup. Having already signed Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire and former Aston Villa defender Olof Mellberg from Juventus, Olympiakos believe they will beat the wages on offer to Owen in England. Hull and Stoke have both expressed an interest in signing him, but Everton could be his best option if they follow up their initial round of talks. He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Greeks bearing gifts for Owen as Olympiakos ready to offer huge wages to Newcastle striker Olympiakos have launched an audacious attempt to sign Michael Owen. The Greek club are offering Owen Champions League football and a bumper wage packet to quit the Premier League and resurrect his career in Athens ahead of next year's World Cup. Having already signed Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire and former Aston Villa defender Olof Mellberg from Juventus, Olympiakos believe they will beat the wages on offer to Owen in England. Hull and Stoke have both expressed an interest in signing him, but Everton could be his best option if they follow up their initial round of talks. He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying. In a footballing sense he'd be much better off at Olympiakos. CL football, less wear and tear on his body, more prestige than Hull and Stoke. He's always been a bit of a home bird though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3996 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) Greeks bearing gifts for Owen as Olympiakos ready to offer huge wages to Newcastle striker Olympiakos have launched an audacious attempt to sign Michael Owen. The Greek club are offering Owen Champions League football and a bumper wage packet to quit the Premier League and resurrect his career in Athens ahead of next year's World Cup. Having already signed Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire and former Aston Villa defender Olof Mellberg from Juventus, Olympiakos believe they will beat the wages on offer to Owen in England. Hull and Stoke have both expressed an interest in signing him, but Everton could be his best option if they follow up their initial round of talks. He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying. In a footballing sense he'd be much better off at Olympiakos. CL football, less wear and tear on his body, more prestige than Hull and Stoke. He's always been a bit of a cunt though. FYP Edited June 29, 2009 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Greeks bearing gifts for Owen as Olympiakos ready to offer huge wages to Newcastle striker Olympiakos have launched an audacious attempt to sign Michael Owen. The Greek club are offering Owen Champions League football and a bumper wage packet to quit the Premier League and resurrect his career in Athens ahead of next year's World Cup. Having already signed Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire and former Aston Villa defender Olof Mellberg from Juventus, Olympiakos believe they will beat the wages on offer to Owen in England. Hull and Stoke have both expressed an interest in signing him, but Everton could be his best option if they follow up their initial round of talks. He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying. In a footballing sense he'd be much better off at Olympiakos. CL football, less wear and tear on his body, more prestige than Hull and Stoke. He's always been a bit of a cunt though. FYP Thanks, that's waht I meant to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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