Pro Evo-isms

[luckyluke 2]

Having been a fairly recent convert to ISS, I have only recently been introduced to the joys of Peter Brackely's commentary. However, amongst the usual stuff there are a few alarming inclusions:

 

"They're going at it like hammer and tongs"

 

"Dicks it long"

 

"Fucks it through"

 

And, brilliantly during a game between South Korea and Japan, "they're struggling to find a chink in the defence"

 

(yeah I know it's racist, and more importantly would have been better if China were playing but c'est la vie tbh)

[kitty-sniper 0]

[Thompson 0]

I remember playing a master league with my mate on PES 4, and we signed a Chinese defender. The first thing Brackley says 'they're struggling to find a chink in the defence', needless to say me and my mate were fucking creased!

[MattM4 0]

one of the commentary snipits gets on my nerves, it's when the guy said something

 

"the ball took a wicked deflection off the post and left the keeper helpless"

 

that makes no sense man, if the ball hits the post it's usually if not always already past the keeper.

[Woodgate27 0]

I lost in a penalty shootout in the WC semis. The commentator slips out this classic: "That's a bitter blow to swallow".

 

Seriously are the programmers having a laugh? So much sexual innuendo in Pro Evo.