Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 (edited) The office nerd has just informed me of a couple of facts regarding St James' Park. Fact 1 - If you measured a straight line from the back of the Leazes Stand to the half way line it would be a quarter of a mile. Fact 2 - If all the bolts and supports were removed from the Canteliver roof it would lift off in 1 piece. Fact 3 - Newcastle United employs 2 award winning chef in their kitchens, more than any other Premier League club. Fact 4 - Kieron Dyer is shit. Now i'm prepared for these "facts" to be blown out of the water by a more reliable source (apart from fact 4!) but if true i'm strangely impressed! Might ask a club official as i'm at a work event there on Tuesday, we've got a room overlooking the pitch on level 5. Can't wait. Edited November 2, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I've heard no. 1 before like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 (edited) I think I heard number 4 a couple of times yesterday too Edited November 2, 2005 by David Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 So we employ award winning chefs but not award winning coaches and fitness staff, sounds about right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Another uncalled for dig at a Newcastle United player tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 So we employ award winning chefs but not award winning coaches and fitness staff, sounds about right! 52089[/snapback] We can't have boss hog going hungry now can we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 So number 3 happened.. Then we signed Kluivert.. Then the rest is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Fact 3 - Newcastle United employs 2 award winning chef in their kitchens, more than any other Premier League club. 52077[/snapback] Little Chef Washington's Employees of the month for July and August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Fact 3 - Newcastle United employs 2 award winning chef in their kitchens, more than any other Premier League club. 52077[/snapback] Little Chef Washington's Employees of the month for July and August. 52136[/snapback] My mate works there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 So we employ award winning chefs but not award winning coaches and fitness staff, sounds about right! 52089[/snapback] We can't have boss hog going hungry now can we 52104[/snapback] The perfect nickname for FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 So we employ award winning chefs but not award winning coaches and fitness staff, sounds about right! 52089[/snapback] Aye but we sell twice as many pies (£6 million) as are required to pay off the longterm debt each year (£3million) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Another uncalled for dig at a Newcastle United player tbh 52094[/snapback] It's factual opnion, forget about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Another uncalled for dig at a Newcastle United player tbh 52094[/snapback] It's factual opnion, forget about it! 52244[/snapback] Racist tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Another uncalled for dig at a Newcastle United player tbh 52094[/snapback] It's factual opnion, forget about it! 52244[/snapback] Racist tbh 52246[/snapback] You're probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I blame Souness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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