N Korea sabre rattling

[Rob W 0]

They're at it again - A bombs (tho I don't blame them for that), missile tests and now canceling the 1953 Peace Treaty........

 

Sounds like the Good Leader needs some distractions

[Renton 20416]

They're at it again - A bombs (tho I don't blame them for that), missile tests and now canceling the 1953 Peace Treaty........

 

Sounds like the Good Leader needs some distractions

 

 

Slightly more than sabre rattling like. They are now a massive threat to world peace. As it seems like the horse has bolted it'll be too late to shut the stable door though, no idea what we can do about this one.

[Monkeys Fist 41318]

Bomb the dog eaters!

[Anth 93]

Just read this morning in the Metro that they are ready to start attacking South Korea again if they join this anti-proliferation exercise!

Time to dig out the old protect and survive manual and watch this feel good film that is Threads for some survival tips!

[Park Life 71]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

[Renton 20416]

Just read this morning in the Metro that they are ready to start attacking South Korea again if they join this anti-proliferation exercise!

Time to dig out the old protect and survive manual and watch this feel good film that is Threads for some survival tips!

 

I watched threads repeated on TV a few months ago and remember it when it was originally broadcast. Truly frightening stuff, we forget how shit it was to have this hanging over us constantly during the cold war.

[Anth 93]

Its because they are part of the Axis of Evil...

[Renton 20416]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

 

Are you taking the piss?

[Anth 93]

Aye Threads isnt very nice like, I remember watching it and being captivated, fascinated but shit scared! The bomb scene was immense. Seeing that woman piss herself and seeing the milk bottle melt was pretty haunting. The aftermath wasnt too nice either!

[snakehips 0]

Call in Team America!!!

[Guest Stevie]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

They historically think Japan are cunts. There was a thread I done on Newcastle Online about North Korea about three years ago showing you about 200 pictures of what life seems to be like there. 9pm street lights off tellies off fucking everything, it must be a shite life.

[Park Life 71]

This is one of Robs cyclical threads, along with Drug taking cyclists and hobbyist bee keeping.

[sniffer 0]

Slap an ASBO on NK. That'll sort the fuckers out.

[Ketsbaia 0]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

They historically think Japan are cunts. There was a thread I done on Newcastle Online about North Korea about three years ago showing you about 200 pictures of what life seems to be like there. 9pm street lights off tellies off fucking everything, it must be a shite life.

 

Reminds me of a story I was told by a mate of mine when he was debating North Korea with a slightly dense pal of his...

 

"Have you heard about North Korea?"

"Aye, must be a pretty shit place to live. Poverty, famine, no right to free speech...

"...And they've only got one TV channel!"

[Guest alex]

He's got a point. That sounds shit.

[The Fish 10429]

He's got a point. That sounds shit.

 

 

Depends which channel. Sky Sports News?

[Ken 119]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

 

Are you taking the piss?

North Korea do this all the time; they hold the economic powers to ransom when they start running low on oil, rice or cognac for their dear leader.

 

But of course now they obviously have upped the stakes by acquiring nukes (officially now anyway and albeit only 2 or 3 of them) and have been lobbing missiles over Japan. If Japan eventually do change their war renouncing constitution NK won't have the balls to do that anymore. Japan are even talking about expanding and then exporting their own military hardware (to its allies only), something which was taboo not that long ago, and they have designs for their own next generation stealth fighters. Japan also have enough weapons grade fissile material to have a stockpile of nukes greater than that of America's. Perhaps Japan should convert some of this material into nukes to shut NK up and also to keep China at a distance when they eventually become that region's superpower. But I digress.

 

A lot of the sabre-rattling being done now comes down to the fact South Korea have a very anti-NK government in power. Little Kimmie (NK's dear leader) feels threatened by this which explains all the war rhetoric over the past week. Plus of course he wants his luxury goods. Much will depend on how far China would back NK. Being an economic powerhouse now I doubt they would want to threaten that due to hostilities caused by a little parasitic mad man. The United States have their hands tied (in a manner of speaking) since China basically owns America's very large debt.

 

Personally I am not concerned that this will escalate into anything very serious. Because if Kimmie were to bomb downtown Seoul or fire missiles at Tokyo, as wacko as he is, even he would know that he would be blown off the face of the planet. Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations are what will happen here. Kimmie will get his little goodies, SK will back off a bit and the rhetoric will disappear... until when Kimmie next runs out of goodies.

[Angelus71 4]

Call in Team America!!!

 

Fuck Yeah!!

[Park Life 71]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

 

Are you taking the piss?

North Korea do this all the time; they hold the economic powers to ransom when they start running low on oil, rice or cognac for their dear leader.

 

But of course now they obviously have upped the stakes by acquiring nukes (officially now anyway and albeit only 2 or 3 of them) and have been lobbing missiles over Japan. If Japan eventually do change their war renouncing constitution NK won't have the balls to do that anymore. Japan are even talking about expanding and then exporting their own military hardware (to its allies only), something which was taboo not that long ago, and they have designs for their own next generation stealth fighters. Japan also have enough weapons grade fissile material to have a stockpile of nukes greater than that of America's. Perhaps Japan should convert some of this material into nukes to shut NK up and also to keep China at a distance when they eventually become that region's superpower. But I digress.

 

A lot of the sabre-rattling being done now comes down to the fact South Korea have a very anti-NK government in power. Little Kimmie (NK's dear leader) feels threatened by this which explains all the war rhetoric over the past week. Plus of course he wants his luxury goods. Much will depend on how far China would back NK. Being an economic powerhouse now I doubt they would want to threaten that due to hostilities caused by a little parasitic mad man. The United States have their hands tied (in a manner of speaking) since China basically owns America's very large debt.

 

Personally I am not concerned that this will escalate into anything very serious. Because if Kimmie were to bomb downtown Seoul or fire missiles at Tokyo, as wacko as he is, even he would know that he would be blown off the face of the planet. Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations are what will happen here. Kimmie will get his little goodies, SK will back off a bit and the rhetoric will disappear... until when Kimmie next runs out of goodies.

 

Yup.

[Renton 20416]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

 

Are you taking the piss?

North Korea do this all the time; they hold the economic powers to ransom when they start running low on oil, rice or cognac for their dear leader.

 

But of course now they obviously have upped the stakes by acquiring nukes (officially now anyway and albeit only 2 or 3 of them) and have been lobbing missiles over Japan. If Japan eventually do change their war renouncing constitution NK won't have the balls to do that anymore. Japan are even talking about expanding and then exporting their own military hardware (to its allies only), something which was taboo not that long ago, and they have designs for their own next generation stealth fighters. Japan also have enough weapons grade fissile material to have a stockpile of nukes greater than that of America's. Perhaps Japan should convert some of this material into nukes to shut NK up and also to keep China at a distance when they eventually become that region's superpower. But I digress.

 

A lot of the sabre-rattling being done now comes down to the fact South Korea have a very anti-NK government in power. Little Kimmie (NK's dear leader) feels threatened by this which explains all the war rhetoric over the past week. Plus of course he wants his luxury goods. Much will depend on how far China would back NK. Being an economic powerhouse now I doubt they would want to threaten that due to hostilities caused by a little parasitic mad man. The United States have their hands tied (in a manner of speaking) since China basically owns America's very large debt.

 

Personally I am not concerned that this will escalate into anything very serious. Because if Kimmie were to bomb downtown Seoul or fire missiles at Tokyo, as wacko as he is, even he would know that he would be blown off the face of the planet. Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations are what will happen here. Kimmie will get his little goodies, SK will back off a bit and the rhetoric will disappear... until when Kimmie next runs out of goodies.

 

Well perhaps you're right, but to paraphrase you, the notion that 'a little parasitic mad man' is armed with nuclear weapons and has the capability to deliver them to his (absolutely detested) enemies, or sell them to terrorists to get his 'western goodies', is of concern to me strangely enough!

[Park Life 71]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

 

Are you taking the piss?

North Korea do this all the time; they hold the economic powers to ransom when they start running low on oil, rice or cognac for their dear leader.

 

But of course now they obviously have upped the stakes by acquiring nukes (officially now anyway and albeit only 2 or 3 of them) and have been lobbing missiles over Japan. If Japan eventually do change their war renouncing constitution NK won't have the balls to do that anymore. Japan are even talking about expanding and then exporting their own military hardware (to its allies only), something which was taboo not that long ago, and they have designs for their own next generation stealth fighters. Japan also have enough weapons grade fissile material to have a stockpile of nukes greater than that of America's. Perhaps Japan should convert some of this material into nukes to shut NK up and also to keep China at a distance when they eventually become that region's superpower. But I digress.

 

A lot of the sabre-rattling being done now comes down to the fact South Korea have a very anti-NK government in power. Little Kimmie (NK's dear leader) feels threatened by this which explains all the war rhetoric over the past week. Plus of course he wants his luxury goods. Much will depend on how far China would back NK. Being an economic powerhouse now I doubt they would want to threaten that due to hostilities caused by a little parasitic mad man. The United States have their hands tied (in a manner of speaking) since China basically owns America's very large debt.

 

Personally I am not concerned that this will escalate into anything very serious. Because if Kimmie were to bomb downtown Seoul or fire missiles at Tokyo, as wacko as he is, even he would know that he would be blown off the face of the planet. Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations are what will happen here. Kimmie will get his little goodies, SK will back off a bit and the rhetoric will disappear... until when Kimmie next runs out of goodies.

 

Well perhaps you're right, but to paraphrase you, the notion that 'a little parasitic mad man' is armed with nuclear weapons and has the capability to deliver them to his (absolutely detested) enemies, or sell them to terrorists to get his 'western goodies', is of concern to me strangely enough!

 

Clueless.

[Billy Castell 0]

Get in there first and kill the military elite as well as Kim. Don't know how other than to bomb the next big party meeting, whenever that'll be. Funny how these totalitarian loons have people on TV who shout the news at the viewer a bit like this.

 

And now, here's Kim Suk Cok with the weather.

 

I actually speak a bit of Korean so I'll sum up the weather clip. She says that thanks to our glorious leader and our excellent yields of rice brought about by the People's Crop Committee, Tuesday and Wednesday morning will be pleasant and warm in Pyongyang. However, the imperialist weather front coming from the west will bring cold wet weather from Wednesday afternoon to Sunday. This is a capitalist plot to ruin our plans for a bumper harvest and improve our annual steel production. However, things will clear up again as we shall overcome these evil foreign plans withour faith in Socialism.

 

 

North Korean Car, or is is a J reg Cavalier?

[Park Life 71]

Get in there first and kill the military elite as well as Kim. Don't know how other than to bomb the next big party meeting, whenever that'll be. Funny how these totalitarian loons have people on TV who shout the news at the viewer a bit like this.

 

And now, here's Kim Suk Cok with the weather.

 

I actually speak a bit of Korean so I'll sum up the weather clip. She says that thanks to our glorious leader and our excellent yields of rice brought about by the People's Crop Committee, Tuesday and Wednesday morning will be pleasant and warm in Pyongyang. However, the imperialist weather front coming from the west will bring cold wet weather from Wednesday afternoon to Sunday. This is a capitalist plot to ruin our plans for a bumper harvest and improve our annual steel production. However, things will clear up again as we shall overcome these evil foreign plans withour faith in Socialism.

 

 

North Korean Car, or is is a J reg Cavalier?

 

In other news 100's of billions have been wiped of the capitalist market.

[Rob W 0]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

 

Are you taking the piss?

North Korea do this all the time; they hold the economic powers to ransom when they start running low on oil, rice or cognac for their dear leader.

 

But of course now they obviously have upped the stakes by acquiring nukes (officially now anyway and albeit only 2 or 3 of them) and have been lobbing missiles over Japan. If Japan eventually do change their war renouncing constitution NK won't have the balls to do that anymore. Japan are even talking about expanding and then exporting their own military hardware (to its allies only), something which was taboo not that long ago, and they have designs for their own next generation stealth fighters. Japan also have enough weapons grade fissile material to have a stockpile of nukes greater than that of America's. Perhaps Japan should convert some of this material into nukes to shut NK up and also to keep China at a distance when they eventually become that region's superpower. But I digress.

 

A lot of the sabre-rattling being done now comes down to the fact South Korea have a very anti-NK government in power. Little Kimmie (NK's dear leader) feels threatened by this which explains all the war rhetoric over the past week. Plus of course he wants his luxury goods. Much will depend on how far China would back NK. Being an economic powerhouse now I doubt they would want to threaten that due to hostilities caused by a little parasitic mad man. The United States have their hands tied (in a manner of speaking) since China basically owns America's very large debt.

 

Personally I am not concerned that this will escalate into anything very serious. Because if Kimmie were to bomb downtown Seoul or fire missiles at Tokyo, as wacko as he is, even he would know that he would be blown off the face of the planet. Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations are what will happen here. Kimmie will get his little goodies, SK will back off a bit and the rhetoric will disappear... until when Kimmie next runs out of goodies.

 

Well perhaps you're right, but to paraphrase you, the notion that 'a little parasitic mad man' is armed with nuclear weapons and has the capability to deliver them to his (absolutely detested) enemies, or sell them to terrorists to get his 'western goodies', is of concern to me strangely enough!

 

Clueless.

 

 

Well I think that (for once) he has a point - we'd be a bit happier if we had any idea of what the hell they are thinking and how they are organised

 

They could have a careful plan and all sort of controls or the Dear Leader might have the launch button next to the Cognac bottle - its a bit worrying if you live in the neighbourhood.........

 

These people make President Dinner Jackets crowd look like the Swiss

[Park Life 71]

Anyone ever thought of asking Rob how NK are actually a threat to world peace?

 

Are you taking the piss?

North Korea do this all the time; they hold the economic powers to ransom when they start running low on oil, rice or cognac for their dear leader.

 

But of course now they obviously have upped the stakes by acquiring nukes (officially now anyway and albeit only 2 or 3 of them) and have been lobbing missiles over Japan. If Japan eventually do change their war renouncing constitution NK won't have the balls to do that anymore. Japan are even talking about expanding and then exporting their own military hardware (to its allies only), something which was taboo not that long ago, and they have designs for their own next generation stealth fighters. Japan also have enough weapons grade fissile material to have a stockpile of nukes greater than that of America's. Perhaps Japan should convert some of this material into nukes to shut NK up and also to keep China at a distance when they eventually become that region's superpower. But I digress.

 

A lot of the sabre-rattling being done now comes down to the fact South Korea have a very anti-NK government in power. Little Kimmie (NK's dear leader) feels threatened by this which explains all the war rhetoric over the past week. Plus of course he wants his luxury goods. Much will depend on how far China would back NK. Being an economic powerhouse now I doubt they would want to threaten that due to hostilities caused by a little parasitic mad man. The United States have their hands tied (in a manner of speaking) since China basically owns America's very large debt.

 

Personally I am not concerned that this will escalate into anything very serious. Because if Kimmie were to bomb downtown Seoul or fire missiles at Tokyo, as wacko as he is, even he would know that he would be blown off the face of the planet. Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations are what will happen here. Kimmie will get his little goodies, SK will back off a bit and the rhetoric will disappear... until when Kimmie next runs out of goodies.

 

Well perhaps you're right, but to paraphrase you, the notion that 'a little parasitic mad man' is armed with nuclear weapons and has the capability to deliver them to his (absolutely detested) enemies, or sell them to terrorists to get his 'western goodies', is of concern to me strangely enough!

 

Clueless.

 

 

Well I think that (for once) he has a point - we'd be a bit happier if we had any idea of what the hell they are thinking and how they are organised

 

They could have a careful plan and all sort of controls or the Dear Leader might have the launch button next to the Cognac bottle - its a bit worrying if you live in the neighbourhood.........

 

These people make President Dinner Jackets crowd look like the Swiss

 

 

What launch button?