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The "Three words never to say or hear during sex" thread


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My waters broke

 

Said that for real!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Worked for our lass too

She wasn't keen on the curry method.

 

ewww :lol:

 

Yes it was my due date and hey presto! It worked.

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Do the hokey-cokey....

 

Ready Lads?... NOW!

 

Surprise. Don't scream!

 

Compare the meercat

 

I'm Brian Blessed!

 

Could you cry?

 

Eat my poo?

 

I'm sorry Jesus.

 

You wear Mirkin?

 

Giz a clue?

 

Srnicek, Barton, Peacock....

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