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aye, I doubt those things are defying gravity, She'll have a broken back by 30. Plus she looks like a high-maintenance tart... I'd turn her down in favour of a decent fish and chips. B)

 

:lol:

 

I'd rather the 5'9" blonde who works at the Forth Hotel in Newcastle tbh.

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Like KD says, they'll be saggy as fuck. Definitely not symmetrical.

 

Like you'd turn her down, beggars can't be choosers remember :lol:

 

Personally, I'd crawl over broken glass just to push matchsticks in her shit.

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Like KD says, they'll be saggy as fuck. Definitely not symmetrical.

 

Like you'd turn her down, beggars can't be choosers remember :angry:

 

Personally, I'd crawl over broken glass just to push matchsticks in her shit.

 

:lol:B)

 

I salute you sir!

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Like KD says, they'll be saggy as fuck. Definitely not symmetrical.

 

Like you'd turn her down, beggars can't be choosers remember :lol:

 

Personally, I'd crawl over broken glass just to push matchsticks in her shit.

Oh fucking hell :lol::o:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Like KD says, they'll be saggy as fuck. Definitely not symmetrical.

 

Like you'd turn her down, beggars can't be choosers remember :wub:

 

Personally, I'd crawl over broken glass just to push matchsticks in her shit.

 

:lol::lol::icon_lol:

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