charvski 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 i hate the people at work who keep telling/or making the same wise crack jokes all the time, then laughing at it their self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 People in general annoy me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I also hate everyone banging on about enthusiasm this, and enthusiasm that. It happens most at work, why don't people just realise I am at work for the money and nothing else. The cunting dickheads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 I also hate everyone banging on about enthusiasm this, and enthusiasm that. It happens most at work, why don't people just realise I am at work for the money and nothing else. The cunting dickheads! Strike back mothafuka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I also hate everyone banging on about enthusiasm this, and enthusiasm that. It happens most at work, why don't people just realise I am at work for the money and nothing else. The cunting dickheads! Strike back mothafuka! well it is all cos i am not a gay on acid or a girl who cunting jumps around all excited cos something uninteresting happened on big brother last night means i have no enthusiasm then I don't bloody want any if thats how they decide you have it where I work like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 I also hate everyone banging on about enthusiasm this, and enthusiasm that. It happens most at work, why don't people just realise I am at work for the money and nothing else. The cunting dickheads! Strike back mothafuka! well it is all cos i am not a gay on acid or a girl who cunting jumps around all excited cos something uninteresting happened on big brother last night means i have no enthusiasm then I don't bloody want any if thats how they decide you have it where I work like I used to hate working in an office. Consequently having brandy in the morning coffee and smoking a joint before getting on the train made me realise that it was time to break out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I used to hate working in an office. Consequently having brandy in the morning coffee and smoking a joint before getting on the train made me realise that it was time to break out. I wish I'd discovered drinking at work earlier, it'd have made my first job in Mainz that bit more bearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 I used to hate working in an office. Consequently having brandy in the morning coffee and smoking a joint before getting on the train made me realise that it was time to break out. I wish I'd discovered drinking at work earlier, it'd have made my first job in Mainz that bit more bearable. What's Mainz like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I used to hate working in an office. Consequently having brandy in the morning coffee and smoking a joint before getting on the train made me realise that it was time to break out. I wish I'd discovered drinking at work earlier, it'd have made my first job in Mainz that bit more bearable. What's Mainz like? Nice enough actually (except at carnival time, where it descends into the very belly of hell). Not nice enough to justify living there for two and a half bloody years though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Junk mail addressed to: The Occupier or The Bill Payer or The Car insurer or The Pet Lover Fuck off with your shit, you don't even know who I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 (edited) Junk mail addressed to: The Occupier or The Bill Payer or The Car insurer or The Pet Lover Fuck off with your shit, you don't even know who I am. Do you make a mail I like and mail I don't like pile? The latter tends to get opened about 2 weeks after if ever... Edited July 24, 2009 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33202 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Things that piss me off; Southern wankers who ring these phone-ins about Newcastle Utd and tell us they're sick of talking about NUFC and we're not a big club, (actually, this bit makes me laugh, its the bit they usually add that pisses me off), "They only used to get 8,000 when they were in the Championship". Apart from the fact that we've never been in the fucking 'championship', they spout the same shit they heard from any other phone-in mug who can't (and isn't!) asked to back up his claims with any facts to prove his bollocks. I do find it funny that 95% of people who talk about NUFC on these shows aren't Mags. I've got a contract mobile phone, I never use all my talk time, whenever I have to deal with anything like utility companies or just about anything, the numbers they give you are 0845 or whatever, your talk time isn't included for these, every fucking company seems to do it, what's the fucking point of having loads of minutes when these twats (who are all in it together) are creaming as much as they can get from normal mugs like me! Cunts! Pizza menus, lidl brochures and countless other shit that gets put through my door, and thats not including junk mail. FUCK OFF!!! I don't want your shit and I'm sick of it lying on my hallway everytime I come in. I've got to go, I may come back to this later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boyo 24 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 (edited) I hate cunts who sell roids, pills and coke to young lads and couldn't give two fucks about the impact it has on them because they get cash in hand and earn a rep of being a total prat who's bound for jail or six feet deep in the ground. The sad thing is the people they sell it too are likely to suffer those consequences a lot quicker. GET A FUCKING JOB AND WORK YOUR WAY UP TO EARN YOUR PLACE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR YOU LAZY LOWLIFE PRICKS! Rant over Edited July 24, 2009 by Geordie Boyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Do you make a mail I like and mail I don't like pile? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Or fat women with no tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Or fat women with no tits. Proper swizz that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Text talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Or fat women with no tits. Nature's cruellest trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 25, 2009 Author Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I hate when your phone breaks, and they insist you have to send it away to get repaired, but low and behold there is no replacement phone for you to use. the breakage is not your fault, and you still have to pay for the bills while you have no phone to use, even though it is not your fault. wankers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it? someone should take the belly bra to dragons den, what an invention that would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 26, 2009 Author Share Posted July 26, 2009 I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies. Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it? someone should take the belly bra to dragons den, what an invention that would be Takes years to master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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