Renton 21040 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Had to bite my tongue at work as someone was going on about how much Andy Murray reminded her of John McEnroe in the way he played in an attempt to sound like she knew about tennis. Aye, the right-handed 6ft 3 baseliner plays just like the much shorter, left-handed serve-volleyer did Similar hair mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10662 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 And Murray says "You cannot be serious" on that advert, just like McEnroe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 My friend has 'Gypsies' or travellers whatever camped in a field behind her back garden. The continual running of the genney and their music is doing her head in. Torbay council have told them they can stay untill 13th July, but I doubt they'll move on then. So your answer is 'Gypsies'? Why don't you add blacks, Jews and Muslims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 My friend has 'Gypsies' or travellers whatever camped in a field behind her back garden. The continual running of the genney and their music is doing her head in. Torbay council have told them they can stay untill 13th July, but I doubt they'll move on then. So your answer is 'Gypsies'? Why don't you add blacks, Jews and Muslims? Err no my answer is travellers/gypsies/scummy louts (whatever they are named really doesnt matter) but people then if it pleases you...people who pay no money, sponge off the state, never work, camp where they please, let their dogs (and probably kids) shit everywhere, play loud music at night when decent people have to get up for work the next day, leave the place a shithole with their waste and rubbish so Torbay council have to pay to clean it up like the last site they were moved on from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 My friend has 'Gypsies' or travellers whatever camped in a field behind her back garden. The continual running of the genney and their music is doing her head in. Torbay council have told them they can stay untill 13th July, but I doubt they'll move on then. So your answer is 'Gypsies'? Why don't you add blacks, Jews and Muslims? Err no my answer is travellers/gypsies/scummy louts (whatever they are named really doesnt matter) but people then if it pleases you...people who pay no money, sponge off the state, never work, camp where they please, let their dogs (and probably kids) shit everywhere, play loud music at night when decent people have to get up for work the next day, leave the place a shithole with their waste and rubbish so Torbay council have to pay to clean it up like the last site they were moved on from. I said "what a jip!" at work the other day and got told i was a racialist. I never had a clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21040 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I don't care if it is racist. I hate smelly pikey scroungers. Nowt irrational about it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 Has anyone said tramps yet? They fucking stink. Seriously, you could wash once a week you lazy twunt. It rains quite often round here you know? I can't even get anywhere near you to give you a good kicking, repelled by your fucking foetid force field. That's more of a normal hatred non? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I don't care if it is racist. I hate smelly pikey scroungers. Nowt irrational about it either. Too right. But what defines a 'real' Gypsy anyway? Is it the Romany thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Had to bite my tongue at work as someone was going on about how much Andy Murray reminded her of John McEnroe in the way he played in an attempt to sound like she knew about tennis. Aye, the right-handed 6ft 3 baseliner plays just like the much shorter, left-handed serve-volleyer did Have you saw that episode of Curb that McEnroe is in? Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 My friend has 'Gypsies' or travellers whatever camped in a field behind her back garden. The continual running of the genney and their music is doing her head in. Torbay council have told them they can stay untill 13th July, but I doubt they'll move on then. So your answer is 'Gypsies'? Why don't you add blacks, Jews and Muslims? Err no my answer is travellers/gypsies/scummy louts (whatever they are named really doesnt matter) but people then if it pleases you...people who pay no money, sponge off the state, never work, camp where they please, let their dogs (and probably kids) shit everywhere, play loud music at night when decent people have to get up for work the next day, leave the place a shithole with their waste and rubbish so Torbay council have to pay to clean it up like the last site they were moved on from. It's dags btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 My friend has 'Gypsies' or travellers whatever camped in a field behind her back garden. The continual running of the genney and their music is doing her head in. Torbay council have told them they can stay untill 13th July, but I doubt they'll move on then. So your answer is 'Gypsies'? Why don't you add blacks, Jews and Muslims? Err no my answer is travellers/gypsies/scummy louts (whatever they are named really doesnt matter) but people then if it pleases you...people who pay no money, sponge off the state, never work, camp where they please, let their dogs (and probably kids) shit everywhere, play loud music at night when decent people have to get up for work the next day, leave the place a shithole with their waste and rubbish so Torbay council have to pay to clean it up like the last site they were moved on from. It's dags btw. dags? Dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 On my way home from work I come to a roundabout where I join the A4. I have to give way to the fast moving traffic from my right. The A4 is dual carriageway and according to the roadmarkings those headed towards the roundabout should be in the left lane to turn left and the right lane to go straight on. I have started giving the finger to people who drive in the left lane and go straight on. The next stage is me pulling out in to the road and deliberately causing a crash just to be able to point out to one of them that road markings are there for a fucking reason. If it wasn't for the almost certain death that would arise from such an action i would probably already have done so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 My friend has 'Gypsies' or travellers whatever camped in a field behind her back garden. The continual running of the genney and their music is doing her head in. Torbay council have told them they can stay untill 13th July, but I doubt they'll move on then. So your answer is 'Gypsies'? Why don't you add blacks, Jews and Muslims? Err no my answer is travellers/gypsies/scummy louts (whatever they are named really doesnt matter) but people then if it pleases you...people who pay no money, sponge off the state, never work, camp where they please, let their dogs (and probably kids) shit everywhere, play loud music at night when decent people have to get up for work the next day, leave the place a shithole with their waste and rubbish so Torbay council have to pay to clean it up like the last site they were moved on from. It's dags btw. I thought that was the shitty bit of a sheep's coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Had to bite my tongue at work as someone was going on about how much Andy Murray reminded her of John McEnroe in the way he played in an attempt to sound like she knew about tennis. Aye, the right-handed 6ft 3 baseliner plays just like the much shorter, left-handed serve-volleyer did Have you saw that episode of Curb that McEnroe is in? Class. I haven't. I think you should copy all the episodes for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Had to bite my tongue at work as someone was going on about how much Andy Murray reminded her of John McEnroe in the way he played in an attempt to sound like she knew about tennis. Aye, the right-handed 6ft 3 baseliner plays just like the much shorter, left-handed serve-volleyer did Have you saw that episode of Curb that McEnroe is in? Class. I haven't. I think you should copy all the episodes for me. Or you can just get the dvds instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Had to bite my tongue at work as someone was going on about how much Andy Murray reminded her of John McEnroe in the way he played in an attempt to sound like she knew about tennis. Aye, the right-handed 6ft 3 baseliner plays just like the much shorter, left-handed serve-volleyer did Have you saw that episode of Curb that McEnroe is in? Class. I haven't. I think you should copy all the episodes for me. Or you can just get the dvds instead? I suppose I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 My friend has 'Gypsies' or travellers whatever camped in a field behind her back garden. The continual running of the genney and their music is doing her head in. Torbay council have told them they can stay untill 13th July, but I doubt they'll move on then. So your answer is 'Gypsies'? Why don't you add blacks, Jews and Muslims? Err no my answer is travellers/gypsies/scummy louts (whatever they are named really doesnt matter) but people then if it pleases you...people who pay no money, sponge off the state, never work, camp where they please, let their dogs (and probably kids) shit everywhere, play loud music at night when decent people have to get up for work the next day, leave the place a shithole with their waste and rubbish so Torbay council have to pay to clean it up like the last site they were moved on from. It's dags btw. I thought that was the shitty bit of a sheep's coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 People who use 'I'm loving' or 'I'm liking' or even worse adding the royal 'we' as in 'We are loving the new Kaiser Chiefs album'. I blame kid's telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Tossers who insist on sticking to the process one minute when it gets them out of doing work, but bypassing it the next if it would mean responsibility falls on them. I don't mind either fucking way as long as you're consistent. Twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Cunts who say 'yes boi', 'be lucky', 'safe mate' and 'cool'. The latter is normally fine but when it's uttered after every goddam sentence it tends to grind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 Cunts who say 'yes boi', 'be lucky', 'safe mate' and 'cool'. The latter is normally fine but when it's uttered after every goddam sentence it tends to grind. You can add 'nice' to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10662 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 people who put things in peoples drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 people who put things in peoples drink... Spiked on your birthday? Your friends are nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 My apologies old timer, just read about the incident in the birthday topic. What a bell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13760 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 People that use the word 'epic' to describe things that aren't so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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