How's everyone feeling leading up to Sunday?

[Toonraider 0]

My son is not a Newcastle fan, (he's TUFC) BUT all season (and any season we've looked dodgy) he's always said NO Mum, you wont relegate. After the Fulham game I was fretting away, but he still said NO Mum it just won't happen!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had that belief

 

Well in fairness he's been completely right.... but this season it's probably hoping you did pack the parachute even though you're almost sure you've just packed your lunch as the ground is rushing up to meet you.

 

This season's is just so different to the usual NUFC foot shooting (it shouldn't have been, but it is), there's 1000's of ways we wouldn't have got relegated and only a few ways we would, but we've unerringly followed that course pretty much since the beginning of the season.

 

Ohh shhh you've all (except Stevie) made me feel worse

[Toonraider 0]

I'm thinking of upgrading to smack dependant upon the result.

 

I will put you across my knee and give you a smack if you do that

I think I'll upgrade to smack too then.

 

Oi oiiiii

[Park Life 71]

I'm calm too, I think we'll do it, Aston Villa are the worst side I've seen at SJP this season, and with the two Young's being out I'm very relaxed about the prospects of us getting something. Regardless what happens at Hull, Sunderland WILL NOT beat Chelsea, no chance, Chelsea won't let us down, so we know what we have to do lets fuckin do it, and make every geordie smile. Worry about relegation when it happens, and I tell you what it is if people didn't realise how much we're hated and disliked across a whole nation, I'm sure they do now, let's stick it right up em all, fuck them, we are Newcastle, fuck the rest, regardless what happens we can regain our strength in the future, we have what 95% of other clubs simply can't have, which is one of the largest most passionate fanbases in Europe, if we go we'll be back, but we're not going anywhere....so don't worry

 

That's more like it.

[Craig 6700]

I'm thinking of upgrading to smack dependant upon the result.

 

I will put you across my knee and give you a smack if you do that

I think I'll upgrade to smack too then.

 

Can we all form an orderly queue?

[Tooj 17]

I'm thinking of upgrading to smack dependant upon the result.

 

I will put you across my knee and give you a smack if you do that

Snakehips will be jealous now!

[Guest alex]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

[Toonraider 0]

I'm thinking of upgrading to smack dependant upon the result.

 

I will put you across my knee and give you a smack if you do that

I think I'll upgrade to smack too then.

 

Can we all form an orderly queue?

 

[Tooj 17]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

Only two minutes of it though.

[Toonraider 0]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

[Guest alex]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

Only two minutes of it though.

Three times.

Actually, I thought it was dull as fuck.

[Craig 6700]

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit,

Rest! if you must; but don't you quit.

 

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As everyone of us sometimes learns,

And many a failure turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out;

Don't give up, though the pace seems slow;

You might succeed with another blow.

 

Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man,

Often the struggler has given up

When he might have captured the victor's cup.

And he learned too late, when the night slipped down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

 

Success is failure turned inside out;

The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;

And you never can tell how close you are,

It may be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit;

It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

 

[Happy Face 29]

Half Man Half Biscuit said it best

 

May morning, hanging round a trapdoor

Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before

I wanna make her mathematically safe

Wanna keep her mathematically safe

Take her up where we’re mathematically safe

Gonna wake up mathematically safe

 

 

I love that.

 

What song and album is that off?

 

They're and band I've about more than I've actually heard.

 

Mathematically safe

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Trouble-Over-Bridg...t/dp/B00004SZ1J

 

[Tooj 17]

There are places I remember

All my life, though some have changed

Some forever, not for better

Some have gone and some remain

 

All these places had their moments

With lovers and friends I still can recall

Some are dead and some are living

In my life I've loved them all

 

But of all these friends and lovers

There is no one compares with you

And these memories lose their meaning

When I think of love as something new

 

Though I know I'll never lose affection

For people and things that went before

I know I'll often stop and think about them

In my life I love you more

 

Though I know I'll never lose affection

For people and things that went before

I know I'll often stop and think about them

In my life I love you more

In my life I love you more

[Guest alex]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot.

Edited May 22, 2009 by alex

[Toonraider 0]

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit,

Rest! if you must; but don't you quit.

 

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As everyone of us sometimes learns,

And many a failure turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out;

Don't give up, though the pace seems slow;

You might succeed with another blow.

 

Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man,

Often the struggler has given up

When he might have captured the victor's cup.

And he learned too late, when the night slipped down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

 

Success is failure turned inside out;

The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;

And you never can tell how close you are,

It may be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit;

It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

 

 

[Renton 22401]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot.

 

I liked the DVD cover quite a lot.

[Tooj 17]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot.

 

I liked the DVD cover quite a lot.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is canny lifting like.

[Toonraider 0]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot.

ah i think I may have seen it....but could be confusing it with something similar

[Guest alex]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot.

ah i think I may have seen it....but could be confusing it with something similar

Too easy As Renton alludes to the cover is the sexiest thing about it.

[dbsweeney 0]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot.

ah i think I may have seen it....but could be confusing it with something similar

Too easy As Renton alludes to the cover is the sexiest thing about it.

 

Really? I had a crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal for a while after seeing her in that.

[Kitman 2207]

I feel like shite. Can't wait for it to be over. Howay the lads!

[Guest alex]

I watched 'Secretary' the other night as it happens.

 

what is that alex?

It's a film about a lass who self harms and gains fulfilment when she becomes a secretary and her slightly sadistic boss smacks her arse a lot.

ah i think I may have seen it....but could be confusing it with something similar

Too easy As Renton alludes to the cover is the sexiest thing about it.

 

Really? I had a crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal for a while after seeing her in that.

I wasn't expecting a porno or owt, I just thought it was shite. She does nowt for me though, especially after seeing that.

[Happy Face 29]

[Guest alex]

The whole film's about smacking her on the arse man and she's hardly got one. Should've been J-Lo

[Happy Face 29]

 

 

The paparazzi have no shame.