Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I need to get a couple of Hamsters for the bairns birthday, does anybody know if the Pet World at the Metro Centre (near Ikea i think) is still there? I wanted to get Gerbils but wor lass doesn't trust me with them , must think i've got a bit of Richard Gere in me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I need to get a couple of Hamsters for the bairns birthday, does anybody know if the Pet World at the Metro Centre (near Ikea i think) is still there? I wanted to get Gerbils but wor lass doesn't trust me with them , must think i've got a bit of Richard Gere in me! 51477[/snapback] You might get them at Chilly Rd pet shop, iknow they do rabbits and Guinea pigs. Bad move i reckon the little bastards will have you up all night, stink as well. Good luck Dr Dolittle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 I need to get a couple of Hamsters for the bairns birthday, does anybody know if the Pet World at the Metro Centre (near Ikea i think) is still there? I wanted to get Gerbils but wor lass doesn't trust me with them , must think i've got a bit of Richard Gere in me! 51477[/snapback] You might get them at Chilly Rd pet shop, iknow they do rabbits and Guinea pigs. Bad move i reckon the little bastards will have you up all night, stink as well. Good luck Dr Dolittle 51478[/snapback] You should be at work! Keeping them in the bairns room and if she complains that they are stinking or making too much noise they are going the journey, i'll either feed them live to the rabbits or set them loose over the golf course at the back of mine for the foxes to devour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 My mam would never let me have a hamster. She still won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 My mam would never let me have a hamster. She still won't. 51514[/snapback] Justified tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 523 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Had a hamster when I was a young un. They are pretty low maintanence. Just need cleaning out every few days and are usually good tempered with kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 89 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I need to get a couple of Hamsters for the bairns birthday, does anybody know if the Pet World at the Metro Centre (near Ikea i think) is still there? I wanted to get Gerbils but wor lass doesn't trust me with them , must think i've got a bit of Richard Gere in me! 51477[/snapback] a couple of hamsters? i dont you should give hamsters in pairs as they will litterally tear each other apart! We had a hamster that went missing so me being a great dad went to buy another one the same day to stop my daughter being upset. Obviously then the first little bugger turned up so i had to put them together in the cage. Needless to say we have only one hamster now, the strongest and fittest one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 My brother had a hamster as a kid. Just make sure you put it where you can't hear it going mental round it's wheel all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 My brother had a hamster as a kid. Just make sure you put it where you can't hear it going mental round it's wheel all night. 51536[/snapback] Probably trying to drown out the sound of your rabbit tbh. Coat already on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 My brother had a hamster as a kid. Just make sure you put it where you can't hear it going mental round it's wheel all night. 51536[/snapback] Probably trying to drown out the sound of your rabbit tbh. Coat already on. 51538[/snapback] The way your mind works worries me horribly sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 My brother had a hamster as a kid. Just make sure you put it where you can't hear it going mental round it's wheel all night. 51536[/snapback] This is going to sound really dodgy but vaseline on the joint of the wheel will stop that, I'm a grumpy fecker and can't sleep if there's any noise so I learnt the hard way. Very cute but very boring animals. High maintenance ornaments tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 My brother had a hamster as a kid. Just make sure you put it where you can't hear it going mental round it's wheel all night. 51536[/snapback] Probably trying to drown out the sound of your rabbit tbh. Coat already on. 51538[/snapback] The way your mind works worries me horribly sometimes 51539[/snapback] Just pulling your leg, pet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 a couple of hamsters? i dont you should give hamsters in pairs as they will litterally tear each other apart! We had a hamster that went missing so me being a great dad went to buy another one the same day to stop my daughter being upset. Obviously then the first little bugger turned up so i had to put them together in the cage. Needless to say we have only one hamster now, the strongest and fittest one ! 51535[/snapback] I've heard that before, depends on the type. We had 2 Russian 'dwarf' Hamsters that were grand together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 My brother had a hamster as a kid. Just make sure you put it where you can't hear it going mental round it's wheel all night. 51536[/snapback] This is going to sound really dodgy but vaseline on the joint of the wheel will stop that, I'm a grumpy fecker and can't sleep if there's any noise so I learnt the hard way. Very cute but very boring animals. High maintenance ornaments tbh. 51541[/snapback] You shove it up there IN IT'S FUCKIN WHEEL???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I'll stop it now. I upset myself sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) I need to get a couple of Hamsters for the bairns birthday, does anybody know if the Pet World at the Metro Centre (near Ikea i think) is still there? I wanted to get Gerbils but wor lass doesn't trust me with them , must think i've got a bit of Richard Gere in me! 51477[/snapback] a couple of hamsters? i dont you should give hamsters in pairs as they will litterally tear each other apart! We had a hamster that went missing so me being a great dad went to buy another one the same day to stop my daughter being upset. Obviously then the first little bugger turned up so i had to put them together in the cage. Needless to say we have only one hamster now, the strongest and fittest one ! 51535[/snapback] But when you see them in the pet shop there's about 4 of them all huddled up together - so i thought if i just pick 2 that are lying on top of each other sleeping happily then they'll be ok? Who suggested cleaning them every couple of days, once a week if they're lucky. Might just keep them in them balls you can get for them and let them out a few times for some food and drink, good exercise for them and it ensures there's no cage to clean and then i can just wipe clean the inside of the ball. Easy and practical, i might even strap the hoover to the back of one so I can sit back and relax. Edited October 31, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9777 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Ah, and that's me thinking this might be another cooking thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Been to Peru recently then????????????????/ Big delicacy there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Can I be the one to mention ramming a cardboard tube up your arse and letting the little fury fellow scurry in for a run around ? I know you must all have been tempted to mention it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9777 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 And can I do a Bluestar: http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 Got the hamsters, caged them accordingly, nipped to Asda and on my return the bastards had escaped! Caught them like but how the fuck they got out in the first place is beyond me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 The next thing will be you coming on here telling us they somehow escaped through the night and managed to find the way up your arse after crawling through a jar of KY jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 They'll not want anywhere near my arse tonight - fucking lifting. Wor lass is sleeping in the bairns room it's that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Don't know about hamsters, like, but I couldn't half go a good beaver right now, make no mistake. Hamsters = smelly. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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