The Fish 10659 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm probably going to keep up to date online, while the engineer fixes the Sky, I'll get proper tv back just in time to watch James Milner shin one in off the 'keeper in glorious High Definition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm probably going to keep up to date online, while the engineer fixes the Sky, I'll get proper tv back just in time to watch James Milner shin one in off the 'keeper in glorious High Definition. Must be a canny advance on your wage like Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I might just get pissed so everything is in low definition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13760 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I might just get pissed so everything is in low definition. You might so pissed our football begins to look better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I doubt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm probably going to keep up to date online, while the engineer fixes the Sky, I'll get proper tv back just in time to watch James Milner shin one in off the 'keeper in glorious High Definition. Must be a canny advance on your wage like Fish. I just really impressed them with my stubbly chin, casual attire and gatabout attitude in the interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm probably going to keep up to date online, while the engineer fixes the Sky, I'll get proper tv back just in time to watch James Milner shin one in off the 'keeper in glorious High Definition. Must be a canny advance on your wage like Fish. I just really impressed them with my stubbly chin, casual attire and gatabout attitude in the interview. So what tube station is your busking spot at then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm gonna watch this game, snooker ball in a sock, The Ivy House in Sunderland, speeding off my nut, in the corner of the bar and then gonna go fucking ape shit, win, lose, draw, relegated or staying up. Car waiting outside pub 5.45 p.m. (well up the lane). Some 10 miles from home. Fuckinn yeeha chaps. Yee fuckin hippidy hop ha. When I was a bairn, I could lob onions, picked straight from me fathaz sorry excuse for an 'allotment', for what seem like miles and found them a sturdy weapon. No difference to snooker/pool ball in a sock. May Satan be with me that day (and my fellow bretheren). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm gonna watch this game, snooker ball in a sock, The Ivy House in Sunderland, speeding off my nut, in the corner of the bar and then gonna go fucking ape shit, win, lose, draw, relegated or staying up. Car waiting outside pub 5.45 p.m. (well up the lane). Some 10 miles from home. Fuckinn yeeha chaps. Yee fuckin hippidy hop ha. When I was a bairn, I could lob onions, picked straight from me fathaz sorry excuse for an 'allotment', for what seem like miles and found them a sturdy weapon. No difference to snooker/pool ball in a sock. May Satan be with me that day (and my fellow bretheren). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13760 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm gonna watch this game, snooker ball in a sock, The Ivy House in Sunderland, speeding off my nut, in the corner of the bar and then gonna go fucking ape shit, win, lose, draw, relegated or staying up. Car waiting outside pub 5.45 p.m. (well up the lane). Some 10 miles from home. Fuckinn yeeha chaps. Yee fuckin hippidy hop ha. When I was a bairn, I could lob onions, picked straight from me fathaz sorry excuse for an 'allotment', for what seem like miles and found them a sturdy weapon. No difference to snooker/pool ball in a sock. May Satan be with me that day (and my fellow bretheren). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 This is all I need. A High-definition look at our fall from grace, complete with Geordie Dancer leading the away end to a touching rendition of his spacka fit as Steven Taylor claps us in time, Beye outdoes Robert and totally strips nude and cockslaps Nolan while Milner bares his arse to us. Fat kids crying, chairs ripped out and launched toward Brad Friedel, who will probably have the game of his life, those superheroes dejectedly holding ripped masks and capes all in HD. Then I'll get pissed, come round a week later to find out I've done some horrible horrible things and I'll blame Sky for having the fucking cheek to subject me to this, when I could be out and about, trying to ignore the football and could learn of our relegation through frantic sweary text messages or angry looks in the street. Instead, I am now obliged to watch our feckless twats run around and ultimately fail as we hurtle down the division. In HD. Cheers Sky. Thanks for cheering me up Stiva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm probably going to keep up to date online, while the engineer fixes the Sky, I'll get proper tv back just in time to watch James Milner shin one in off the 'keeper in glorious High Definition. Must be a canny advance on your wage like Fish. I just really impressed them with my stubbly chin, casual attire and gatabout attitude in the interview. So what tube station is your busking spot at then? Mornington Crescent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'm gonna watch this game, snooker ball in a sock, The Ivy House in Sunderland, speeding off my nut, in the corner of the bar and then gonna go fucking ape shit, win, lose, draw, relegated or staying up. Car waiting outside pub 5.45 p.m. (well up the lane). Some 10 miles from home. Fuckinn yeeha chaps. Yee fuckin hippidy hop ha. When I was a bairn, I could lob onions, picked straight from me fathaz sorry excuse for an 'allotment', for what seem like miles and found them a sturdy weapon. No difference to snooker/pool ball in a sock. May Satan be with me that day (and my fellow bretheren). If you're gonna gan nuts then pick a man's pub rather than a student dive!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm gonna watch this game, snooker ball in a sock, The Ivy House in Sunderland, speeding off my nut, in the corner of the bar and then gonna go fucking ape shit, win, lose, draw, relegated or staying up. Car waiting outside pub 5.45 p.m. (well up the lane). Some 10 miles from home. Fuckinn yeeha chaps. Yee fuckin hippidy hop ha. When I was a bairn, I could lob onions, picked straight from me fathaz sorry excuse for an 'allotment', for what seem like miles and found them a sturdy weapon. No difference to snooker/pool ball in a sock. May Satan be with me that day (and my fellow bretheren). You create visions in peoples eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Getyourtitsoutforcarew Post subject: Posted: May 19, 2009 - 04:31 PM Academy Joined: Apr 28, 2009 Posts: 9 Status: Offline I know this isn’t a chant post but it’s one relating to sending the Geordies down. My mate is a Newcastle fan for some reason and the rest of us have been giving him pure banter. I will be a legend amongst my pals if I can get the Holte singing this to the tune of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles: Going down, going down, going dowwwn, going down…. Going down, going down, going dowwwn, going down…. Geordies are going down with a fiver in the bank…. Fiver in the bank, fiver in the bank… Geordies are going down with a fiver in the bank…. Fiver in the bank, fiver in the bank… Please, please, please get this started and get behind the Villa to send the Geordies down! We live and die here in Newcastle, we have people like the fish, who you think are you fuckin real you bald cunt, classifying Steve Harper as geordie, but I tell you now, I will never and have never seen anything more cringeworthy in my life than the above. That sums Birmingham up for me. When I was growing up I always thought of nuclear annihilation, and I always imagined it happening to Birmingham for some reason, and you look at these people, you think fuckin why didn't we test it on them, if this cunt is representative of the West Midlands which he is, I must say why the fuckin did them cunts in 60s not test them 28 megatonne bombs on them places. Someone please tell me the point in that area, at least fuckin 90% of us have personality, the kid above will top himsel, I'm telling you that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Zuma Post subject: Posted: May 19, 2009 - 10:12 PM Academy Joined: Nov 09, 2008 Posts: 27 Status: Offline By the way, theres 20,000 leagues below the sea. You might win one of them.. Sorry couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 ahhh so I did get the bite. I thought it had been wasted. Cheers Stevie, you didn't disappoint. and yes brummies are boring idiots, one and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Sky box is broken. The fella is coming to fix it on Sunday. .... ffs The unemployed and their Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Sky box is broken. The fella is coming to fix it on Sunday. .... ffs The unemployed and their Sky. The insane and their need for attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Sky box is broken. The fella is coming to fix it on Sunday. .... ffs The unemployed and their Sky. The insane and their need for attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Sky box is broken. The fella is coming to fix it on Sunday. .... ffs The unemployed and their Sky. The insane and their need for attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'm going to be in France for the games. I've been having fantastic/horrible dreams about our survival/demise. It might be hard to see the game over there, but I think I may just turn my phone off and go for a walk. I'm a nervous wreck the last week and don't think I could handle it. My last holiday away KK left the club and I was an insufferable cunt for the week. If I ruin this holiday, I'm a dead man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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