Christmas Tree 4858 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 My Day Off 4 Year Old daughter barges into bedroom: "Mam, someones crapped" Wife: "What"? 4 Year Old daughter: "Someones crapped" Wife: "What are you going on about"? 4 Year Old daughter: "I've just told ya, someones crapped". Wife: "Explain in what you way you mean" 4 Year Old daughter: "You know, when someones crapped and cant get out"! Wife: "You mean trapped" 4 Year Old daughter: "Thats what I said, crapped". Wife: "who's trapped" 4 Year Old daughter: "I dont want to say". Me (waking and paying more attention) "WHOSE TRAPPED" 4 Year Old daughter: "the kitten". Me (waking and now laughing) "Where is she trapped" 4 Year Old daughter: "In the washing machine". Queue parents racing downstairs to find one kitten meowing bubbles and the other kitten sitting looking into the washing machine with either concern for its mate or sheer relief that its not him. The water is 3/4 of the way up the door and the door wont open. Luckily by pulling at the bottom of the door the water is drained out, the door finally opens and the kitten legs it. Relaxation was needed. All females departed for work, schools etc leaving me to watch Casino royale, Quantam of solace, a quick 18 holes of Tiger Woods 2009 before arriving at the local beer garden for 3 very enjoyable pints of Kronnenburg. Retires home to the latest episode of 24 and now bed. Goodnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 FUCK ME!! you'd be better off at work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 So what's she say when someone shits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4858 Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 So what's she say when someone shits? That would be poo! which usually turns to crap by early teens followed by shit when a fully fledged teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Well you're no Ferris Bueller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4858 Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 Well you're no Ferris Bueller. Nope, more royale family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Who tried to assassinate the cat though? The other kitten (NSFW )? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4858 Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 Who tried to assassinate the cat though? The other kitten (NSFW )? Nope, was the 4 year old wot did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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