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A dramatic change in climate can often effect the tuning thats all, as wood swells and contracts, thus the hardware and strings can get confused.

 

Which is why I never use gig bags and use proper hard cases for my guitars :yahoo:

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:yahoo:

 

A dramatic change in climate can often effect the tuning thats all, as wood swells and contracts, thus the hardware and strings can get confused.

 

Which is why I never use gig bags and use proper hard cases for my guitars :boogie:

 

He carries in a cheap plastic type bag on the back of his motorbike the stupid cunt. :nufc:

 

I'm gonna ask him for his other guitar when he comes round. :rolleyes:

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:rolleyes:

 

Good call!

 

If he's daft enough to carry it on the back of his motorbike in a plastic bag he deserves the fucker to break!

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Is this bloke german? Take the guitar and smash it over his fucking head.

 

 

Took the words out of my mouth.

 

First it was some Croatian kid?? mowing Parkys lawn, now it's some Kraut trying to tax him for a new guitar. Remove one of the strings and tie it tightly around his big, fat, sausage like neck, and ask him to sing, Doh, Ray, Me, Fah, Soh, La, Ti, see if the fuckas guitar is in tune then.

 

FFS Parky where's your Bulldog spirit.

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Is this bloke german? Take the guitar and smash it over his fucking head.

 

 

Took the words out of my mouth.

 

First it was some Croatian kid?? mowing Parkys lawn, now it's some Kraut trying to tax him for a new guitar. Remove one of the strings and tie it tightly around his big, fat, sausage like neck, and ask him to sing, Doh, Ray, Me, Fah, Soh, La, Ti, see if the fuckas guitar is in tune then.

 

FFS Parky where's your Bulldog spirit.

 

I know man. WTF is going on??!!!

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One more thing - I assume the guitar hasn't suffered a big change in climate?

 

Geographically or in the way you have stored it?

 

Yeah Tom I popped it in the freezer overnight.

 

 

Your lass making you practice outside in sub zero temperatures may have affected it Parky....Meow, Meow

 

 

Was the Croatian kid there when she done this?

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One more thing - I assume the guitar hasn't suffered a big change in climate?

 

Geographically or in the way you have stored it?

 

Yeah Tom I popped it in the freezer overnight.

 

 

Your lass making you practice outside in sub zero temperatures may have affected it Parky....Meow, Meow

 

 

Was the Croatian kid there when she done this?

 

I Guantanmo'd Mrs P for a few nights till she started hearing my voice when I wasn't in the room. [JJSea/]

 

He's been dealt wiv.

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