Billy Castell 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'll get my 90's porn, have me a wank, ejaculate a thick load of cum, then use it as facial balm. You've always been known for your nice skin, s/r I think 90's porn involves women with tight perms being shagged by men in strangely bright coloured suits with a soundtrack of Colour Me Badd and Michael Bolton. Imagine a swingers party at Barry Venison's house and you're probably halfway there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13590 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'll get my 90's porn, have me a wank, ejaculate a thick load of cum, then use it as facial balm. You've always been known for your nice skin, s/r I think 90's porn involves women with tight perms being shagged by men in strangely bright coloured suits with a soundtrack of Colour Me Badd and Michael Bolton. Imagine a swingers party at Barry Venison's house and you're probably halfway there. Steve Howey guest of honour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stormrider Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'll get my 90's porn, have me a wank, ejaculate a thick load of cum, then use it as facial balm. You've always been known for your nice skin, s/r I think 90's porn involves women with tight perms being shagged by men in strangely bright coloured suits with a soundtrack of Colour Me Badd and Michael Bolton. Imagine a swingers party at Barry Venison's house and you're probably halfway there. Steve Howey guest of honour No sir, that would be late 80's porn. 90's porn is comprised of straight blond hair and latex chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'll be pausing outside of my own front door before going back in. Waiting for that question I get every game "did you win?". While repeating the words "calm, calm, calm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The Premiership would become at least 20% more boring without NUFC. Even Danny B would agree with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 If we loose, I'll knock one off for the joy of being in the Championship next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I'll get my 90's porn, have me a wank, ejaculate a thick load of cum, then use it as facial balm. You've always been known for your nice skin, s/r I think 90's porn involves women with tight perms being shagged by men in strangely bright coloured suits with a soundtrack of Colour Me Badd and Michael Bolton. Imagine a swingers party at Barry Venison's house and you're probably halfway there. Steve Howey guest of honour No sir, that would be late 80's porn. 90's porn is comprised of straight blond hair and latex chicks. Ah yes. The 1st Batman film was 1989, and that was very much of the era I was describing. Not sure of the fashion in the early 1990's as I lived in Hong Kong, and I was about 10 and we had a strange dress sense over there (think Beavis and Butthead in colourful shorts!). So would 90's porn be like banging the woman from 2Unlimited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The Premiership would become at least 20% more boring without NUFC. Even Danny B would agree with that. Totally. 80% of my football related chuckles are NUFC related. Seriously though, I am slightly worried that we will become the premierships most inept club if you go. How the hell did Ledley make the front page of the mirror today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 You were for a while Danny B, so there's hope for you to regain the title yet. Perhaps Readies Redknapp will be arrested (again) for alleged brown envolpes being passed around, thus forcing him to leave, which in turn leads to Commoli and Stan Ternant appearing as Director of Football and manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 You were for a while Danny B, so there's hope for you to regain the title yet. Perhaps Readies Redknapp will be arrested (again) for alleged brown envolpes being passed around, thus forcing him to leave, which in turn leads to Commoli and Stan Ternant appearing as Director of Football and manager. Oh the irony, remind me who your manager is again? How's Craig Allardyce getting on? See him around much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I know I know. You have to say the return of Redknapp to Portsmouth from from Southampton was a bit strange though. Still, you'll always break into the top 4 next season . Shame you didn't keep Ramos, he's doing well at Real Madrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I know I know. You have to say the return of Redknapp to Portsmouth from from Southampton was a bit strange though. Still, you'll always break into the top 4 next season . Shame you didn't keep Ramos, he's doing well at Real Madrid. Only the press and numpties make such suggestions. Yet they are the first to laugh at our expense when we don't make it. Weird really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Half the press seems to be Spurs fans, but it is strange when you read the letters on teletext or suchlike that only the loudmouth fans get on. The sort who boast about their team and then slag off everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4650 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I know I know. You have to say the return of Redknapp to Portsmouth from from Southampton was a bit strange though. Still, you'll always break into the top 4 next season . Shame you didn't keep Ramos, he's doing well at Real Madrid. Only the press and numpties make such suggestions. Yet they are the first to laugh at our expense when we don't make it. Weird really. sort of like the rest of you cunts with your messiah bullshit, funny that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 What will you be doing tonight? We're not going to lose, I'm totally relaxed about it, Boro are shit IF we do lose we deserve to be relegated twice straight in to League One. We'll win 1-0 tonight and it will be comfortable. Can't believe it's not sold out, telly or not. Like a rapier blade of clarity, stevie nails it again I never back Newcastle to win, hardly ever but I have tonight got a ton double on us and t'Blades. Call it arrogance, I just think tonight we'll win, I'm convinced of it. They are one of the few teams where I'm going to go there tonight thinking we'll get a clean sheet. Won't they think exactly the same?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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