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http://www.viz.co.uk/sexistrecords.html

 

 

The World of Women

 

Driving

 

Car repairs

005.jpgJune Spears, who was taken for a £6,322 ride by her local garage.The largest bill for fictitious work carried out on a woman's car by garage mechanics was one of £6,322.88 charged by Joskin Bros Motors Ltd. of Stevenage, Herts. (GB). Calling in for a routine service on her one-year-old Peugeot 305, Mrs. June Spears agreed to pay for, amongst other things, new trumpets (£725), cracked gangle pin (£1,785), realignment of main glib shaft (£2,268), new grommets (£112), set of hexagonal tag nuts and dangleberry adapter (£35) and new piss-take valves (£120). No work was actually carried out on the car during the six weeks that it spent at the garage but 4000 miles were put on the clock and she later received a speeding summons from Italian police.

 

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Pornography

 

Beating the clock

Whilst attending an ecumenical conference on 18th November 1998, Father Arthur Linehan of Letterkenny (Republic of Ireland) switched on the TV in his room in the Travel Tavern, Liverpool. During the 10 minutes of free pornography before his screen went fuzzy, Fr. Linehan suceeded in masturbating to ejaculation 12 (twelve) times.

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http://www.viz.co.uk/sexistrecords.html

 

 

The World of Women

 

Driving

 

Car repairs

005.jpgJune Spears, who was taken for a £6,322 ride by her local garage.The largest bill for fictitious work carried out on a woman's car by garage mechanics was one of £6,322.88 charged by Joskin Bros Motors Ltd. of Stevenage, Herts. (GB). Calling in for a routine service on her one-year-old Peugeot 305, Mrs. June Spears agreed to pay for, amongst other things, new trumpets (£725), cracked gangle pin (£1,785), realignment of main glib shaft (£2,268), new grommets (£112), set of hexagonal tag nuts and dangleberry adapter (£35) and new piss-take valves (£120). No work was actually carried out on the car during the six weeks that it spent at the garage but 4000 miles were put on the clock and she later received a speeding summons from Italian police.

 

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ebay have recon gangle pins for £750 and everyone knows the 305 has the engine without the piss-take valves,

 

 

Women eh! :lol:

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