Red Devil 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 As a manc we all have this image that all geordie women look like Cheryl cole . I know this cant be true but if all geordie lasses were up to that standard then it would possible make geordie women the best in the world . I know they like a good time but I dont know to much about them . So what are geordie women really like ? And if there are any online how do you think geordie women differ from manc women ? Cue the manc slappers replys ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manc-mag 1 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Christ Sara Cox is vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 As a manc we all have this image that all geordie women look like Cheryl cole . I know this cant be true but if all geordie lasses were up to that standard then it would possible make geordie women the best in the world . I know they like a good time but I dont know to much about them . So what are geordie women really like ? And if there are any online how do you think geordie women differ from manc women ? Cue the manc slappers replys ! You get good and bad looking lasses everywhere. You usually find regional capitals have the best looking people, places like Newcastle and Manchester will have better looking people than your South Shields', your Sunderland's and your Oldham's. As soon as you cross The Tyne the standard lowers, doesn't matter where you are. Statistically speaking Geordies are taller than 95% of people in this country hence why naturally we generally have the best genes and the best looking people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Statistically speaking Geordies are taller than 95% of people in this country hence why naturally we generally have the best genes and the best looking people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Look at the users on this board though with Tyneside/Northumberland heritage. Peasepud about 6ft6, Smoggeordie 6ft5, me 6ft2, Alex 6ft4, The Fish is a big cunt etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Devil 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 Look at the users on this board though with Tyneside/Northumberland heritage. Peasepud about 6ft6, Smoggeordie 6ft5, me 6ft2, Alex 6ft4, The Fish is a big cunt etc.. Are these the females lol!! Or just tall members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Look at the users on this board though with Tyneside/Northumberland heritage. Peasepud about 6ft6, Smoggeordie 6ft5, me 6ft2, Alex 6ft4, The Fish is a big cunt etc.. If by 'big' you mean 'obese' and by 'cunt you mean 'cunt', then aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Look at the users on this board though with Tyneside/Northumberland heritage. Peasepud about 6ft6, Smoggeordie 6ft5, me 6ft2, Alex 6ft4, The Fish is a big cunt etc.. Are these the females lol!! Or just tall members Just a point about the gene pool, which is linked to the reason geordie lasses can be fantastic. I mean no disrespect you go to Manchester and Liverpool and it's full of 5ft6 umpa lumpa's with fringes, very small people I find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Look at the users on this board though with Tyneside/Northumberland heritage. Peasepud about 6ft6, Smoggeordie 6ft5, me 6ft2, Alex 6ft4, The Fish is a big cunt etc.. If by 'big' you mean 'obese' and by 'cunt you mean 'cunt', then aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Hate to say it, but me mams from South East London and my Dad's from the Goven in Glasgow I am a big cunt however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Look at the users on this board though with Tyneside/Northumberland heritage. Peasepud about 6ft6, Smoggeordie 6ft5, me 6ft2, Alex 6ft4, The Fish is a big cunt etc.. If by 'big' you mean 'obese' and by 'cunt you mean 'cunt', then aye. cheeky fucker, I seem to remember you holding a bit of weight yerself. anyway.... you're just upset because you've never managed to navigate north of the river, let alone inherit the mighty gene pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Devil 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 Look at the users on this board though with Tyneside/Northumberland heritage. Peasepud about 6ft6, Smoggeordie 6ft5, me 6ft2, Alex 6ft4, The Fish is a big cunt etc.. Are these the females lol!! Or just tall members Just a point about the gene pool, which is linked to the reason geordie lasses can be fantastic. I mean no disrespect you go to Manchester and Liverpool and it's full of 5ft6 umpa lumpa's with fringes, very small people I find. Manchester women arnt that bad lol!! Ive met a few geordies women through work I couldnt understand what they were saying but we got on well enough . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 that's fair, most Geordie lasses don't realise it's rude to speak with their mouthful I've got to say that the girls I've met, the best looking ones are often the ones who went to private schools. Successful folk breed within their circle, and/or take trophy wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Since when was Alex 6ft4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Northerners eat more fried food and pastry. Fatty ballatties.... The long and short of women in the UK THE NORTH Average height: 5ft 4in (163cm) Average weight: 11st (69.8kg) Average waist: 33in (84cm) Average hip: 41in (104cm) Average bra size: 34B SCOTLAND Average height: 5ft4in Average weight: 10st 3lb Average waist: 31.5in Average hip: 40in Average bra size: 34B LONDON AND THE SOUTH-EAST Average height: 5ft 4in Average weight: 10st 10lb Average waist: 32in Average hip: 41in Average bra size: 34C MIDLANDS AND WALES Average height: 5ft 3in Average weight: 11st Average waist: 32.5in Average hip: 41.5in Average bra size: 34B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not biting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I thought you would be the type to bite and come with a warning saying ''Avoid contact with eyes''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I thought you would be the type to bite and come with a warning saying ''Avoid contact with eyes''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Geordie lasses can be nice - http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=546981 and er .....not so nice - http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=486735 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Devil 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 So there isnt any on the forum then ? Every forum has a bit of talent where is this ones ? If anyone says soccermum I dont think so any women who uses the word gash is nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 So there isnt any on the forum then ? Every forum has a bit of talent where is this ones ? If anyone says soccermum I dont think so any women who uses the word gash is nasty That's our S/mom - a classy chick, if ever there was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4002 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Hate to say it, but me mams from South East London and my Dad's from the Goven in Glasgow I am a big cunt however GOing to assume you mean just Govan there Fish. Loveley area by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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