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This girl I'm seeing


luckyluke
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So it's going quite well, she's fit, intelligent, questionable taste in music etc but no more than you'd expect in a girl. Second date last night, and ended up staying at hers, just got back to mine. This morning she asked what I was doing today, I explained that i'd be watching the football, although as we're playing Liverpool it probably won't be very enjoyable, and told her a little of the 'joys' of following our merry band of spastics.

 

Her words of comfort?

 

"You should support Sunderland instead" - turns out her mum's side are all from Washington! What should I do? I mean, obviously I need to end it, but what can I do to make it as spiteful and humilating as possible?

 

All suggestions greatly appreciated.

 

best of luck. See her again.

 

PS Wear a black and white shirt.

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You'll be pleased to know I fucking ruined her.

Anyone else reckon they've been playing a large game of Drunk Bitch Buckaroo and she's just popped... we just can't see the pieces is all. :D

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  • 4 weeks later...
Good god man do you not have incriminating pictures and videos?? Amatuer mistake that one like!!

 

Amazingly she took it well enough for me to be very optimistic about my chances of a break up bonus so there's every hope yet.

 

Daft mackem bint.

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Good god man do you not have incriminating pictures and videos?? Amatuer mistake that one like!!

 

Amazingly she took it well enough for me to be very optimistic about my chances of a break up bonus so there's every hope yet.

 

Daft mackem bint.

 

:D you need to be all over that one tough guy

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