bobbyshinton 59 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Been on the emergency help line for this swine flu Just got crackling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 It's the way he tells 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 It's the way he tells 'em! Often copied never bettered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 often battered never coped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) Think I might have it- started coming out in rashers. * just read recent smeeeeeagain post...... Edited May 1, 2009 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) that joke now on these pages so many times Peter Schmeichel should sponsor it. Edited May 1, 2009 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Went to the Doc's with a runny nose, worried it was Pig Cold, He said " S'nowt" I'll leave now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico. Viduka's fucked then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico. Best to be vigilant though, so I've got a sty on each eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico. Best to be vigilant though, so I've got a sty on each eye. Nothing a tube of oinkment wont cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Gives you the trotters as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 haha thats funny! the nhs have asked all people who have been in contact with pigs over the last 2 months to seek urgent care Jack Tweed is shitting himself i have my coat on and the taxi is here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 ok enough of the pig jokes they boar me BOOMBOOM TISH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Been on the emergency help line for this swine flu Just got crackling Sorry did that one yesterday in the swine flu thread!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Went out to buy some camouflage shorts today but couldn't find any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Went out to buy some camouflage shorts today but couldn't find any. thats really shit - but then again thats probably cos it took me 5 mins to get it, lol. Kept thinking - wtf have shorts got to do with swine flu??!! I'm a right fuckin retard at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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