The Fish 11063 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 She's not staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 She's not staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7094 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The girl who works at the cinema waved at me today....Should I try and fuck her? Yours, concerned. Parky. Â Why not? Just use the aforementioned tools of the trade. Â What's he using now? The Electric Michelangelo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7094 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 She's not staying. Bugger man. Â Who showed her this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 958 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 No need for a knee-jerk decision. Â Don't even consider making a decision until you've had at least eight pints of premium strength lager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 I think it's the whole sleeping over bit, I think if it just happened I'd not be so concious of the ramifications. It's the premeditation that strikes me as a little gauche. Â I'm going to a couple of parties over the weekend so that'll cheer me up and a Barbecue on Monday so... what can I say, I'm a tart . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 She's not staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 She's not staying. Â Realised the error of her ways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 I told her that something's come up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22380 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 It's the premeditation that strikes me as a little gauche. Â Â I do love your verbal pomposity Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 ok, so things are going all right with this girl I've been seeing. She got a little bit of crazy in her, but freely admits and apologises for her crazy post-breakdown. She's also gone strides to improve her behaviour... however we've still to have the conversation where we decree that we're exclusive.  so a friend of mine is coming up to London to see her friends band play, she was bemoaning the fact she had nowhere to stay so I've gallantly offered up my place. Normally this'd be fine, but she and I have had ... history before. I know, deep down, that if I want something to happen, something will happen .  Now with this undeniably in my mind am I a fucking idiot for bringing this kind of shit into my nice new "relationship" just for a little nookie? OR am I breaking no rules and conducting my business like any other red-blooded man?  your sage and insightful advice is, as always, greatly appreciated.  You are all kinds of bent fish! This reads like a letter in the back page of J17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The way I see it... Â The fact that serious thought is being given to shagging houseguest means crazy isn't that important and you should fuck em both (together preferably though lets be honest it's not gonna happen). Â If crazy was really important you'd never shag another women behind her back ... If you want to fuck other women during the romantic just met flush of love stage just wait until you're married!!! Â thats exactly the point I'd already made earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 It's the premeditation that strikes me as a little gauche. Â Â I do love your verbal pomposity Fish. Sometimes, you have to play a little for your fans. Â and KD, .. oh aye, shagging a girl is ten kinds of bent... well spotted. Fucking Doyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I told her that something's come up. Â Well at least that's one problem you don't suffer from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 slag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 It's the premeditation that strikes me as a little gauche. Â Â I do love your verbal pomposity Fish. Sometimes, you have to play a little for your fans. Â and KD, .. oh aye, shagging a girl is ten kinds of bent... well spotted. Fucking Doyle. Â No, posting on a football forum to ask permission/letting people know you had sex once is bent. Is shagging really that much of a rarity for you that you cant decide whether its worth losing a lass you like for the sake of a 3 minute rub in the dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 J69 somehow massively challenged by this thread for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Nowt to do with cock size. Just the amount of sheer fannys on this board when it comes to women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Who mentioned cock size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 My apologies if that wasnt what was inferred, I was thrown by the sheer amount of big cock jokes that seem to come my way over something I never said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 It's the premeditation that strikes me as a little gauche.   I do love your verbal pomposity Fish. Sometimes, you have to play a little for your fans.  and KD, .. oh aye, shagging a girl is ten kinds of bent... well spotted. Fucking Doyle.  No, posting on a football forum to ask permission/letting people know you had sex once is bent. Is shagging really that much of a rarity for you that you cant decide whether its worth losing a lass you like for the sake of a 3 minute rub in the dark  fucking hell you're a Gomer. I had a moral dilemma, that's all fuck nuts. I've no problem getting laid, maybe it's all the drink, drugs and rock and roll , but I'm not so precious as to be shy about such quandaries. I've never been shy to share mate, if that upsets you... perhaps you should cast your eyes on yourself first and foremost.   I thought the quote attributed to you was "above average size", which can surely only refer to your ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I thought the quote attributed to you was "above average size", which can surely only refer to your ego. Â Wasn't it one of the lines he used when trying to pick up our tattooed, pierced US based former forum member Mags (hey Lisa if you're out there)? Until it all went tits up - no not literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I think we cleared that one up long ago She did all the chasing and was huffed when I blew her out. Â I love your modesty fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 coming from you? I'll take that as a compliment KD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7308 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 I dont think ive ever posted a message about a lass im fucking and the trouble im having cos another lass i once fucked is back, and if i really want to fuck her il just click my fingers and wel fuck, but will i feel guilty for fucking her? By the way, in case you hadnt guessed, im cool and fuck girls. All the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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