ChezGiven 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 This thread needs the 'crazy-hot' axis. For those of you familar with the axis, you will know that all women can be rated simultaneously on two dimensions, crazyness and hotness. The axis guides you in decision-making. Once you have established how crazy a bitch is on the x-axis, for example a 5, then you use the 'line of equilibrium' (just made that bit up) to read off how hot she has to be before you hit it. For the gentlemen who developed this particular graph, you can see that she has to be a 5 on the hot scale before she gets it. For those less discerning, a flatter line can be placed in 'crazy-hot' space. Hope it helps Fish, not sure how relevant but there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Needs a negative x-axis if I'm being realistic. But then I'm not a proud man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Needs a negative x-axis if I'm being realistic. But then I'm not a proud man. You like crazy munters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 ok, so things are going all right with this girl I've been seeing. She got a little bit of crazy in her, but freely admits and apologises for her crazy post-breakdown. She's also gone strides to improve her behaviour... however we've still to have the conversation where we decree that we're exclusive. so a friend of mine is coming up to London to see her friends band play, she was bemoaning the fact she had nowhere to stay so I've gallantly offered up my place. Normally this'd be fine, but she and I have had ... history before. I know, deep down, that if I want something to happen, something will happen. Now with this undeniably in my mind am I a fucking idiot for bringing this kind of shit into my nice new "relationship" just for a little nookie? OR am I breaking no rules and conducting my business like any other red-blooded man? your sage and insightful advice is, as always, greatly appreciated. 3 some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Needs a negative x-axis if I'm being realistic. But then I'm not a proud man. You like crazy munters? I'm not a proud man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11067 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 photographical evidence has been passed to Manc... I'm now tempted to tell her not to stay... you guiltmongering guys ruin peoples fun, did ya know that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Okay Dave...I can see your conundrum. . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11067 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 I'd be happy to show you mate but there is absolutely no chance I'd stick the photos on here for public ... ahem... consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I'd be happy to show you mate but there is absolutely no chance I'd stick the photos on here for public ... ahem... consumption. Given the subject of this thread its WAY too late for the moral high-ground Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Dave, whoever you end up nailing, you can always console the other one with the news that I've poured myself a hand shandy to their pic. So they've not missed out totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Having viewed the material I see your dilemma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Shag A blag B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11067 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 not about high ground mate, it's the thought of Fop, fapping his little heart out til his dick resembles a strawberry on a withered piece of string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 not about high ground mate, it's the thought of Fop, fapping his little heart out til his dick resembles a strawberry on a withered piece of string. Like Wogan's mic in Jimbo's pic-early 80's tastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11067 Posted April 24, 2009 Author Share Posted April 24, 2009 well at least someone got some action today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 photographical evidence has been passed to Manc... I'm now tempted to tell her not to stay... you guiltmongering guys ruin peoples fun, did ya know that There's a third option you know. So wtf is Fish's secret? Chloroform and/or rohypnol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 photographical evidence has been passed to Manc... I'm now tempted to tell her not to stay... you guiltmongering guys ruin peoples fun, did ya know that There's a third option you know. So wtf is Fish's secret? Chloroform and/or rohypnol? They are all registered blind if the omnipresent labrador is anything to go by. At least I hope that's the explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Does it matter what anyone says, it's all made up anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 photographical evidence has been passed to Manc... I'm now tempted to tell her not to stay... you guiltmongering guys ruin peoples fun, did ya know that There's a third option you know. So wtf is Fish's secret? Chloroform and/or rohypnol? They are all registered blind if the omnipresent labrador is anything to go by. At least I hope that's the explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The way I see it... The fact that serious thought is being given to shagging houseguest means crazy isn't that important and you should fuck em both (together preferably though lets be honest it's not gonna happen). If crazy was really important you'd never shag another women behind her back ... If you want to fuck other women during the romantic just met flush of love stage just wait until you're married!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The way I see it... The fact that serious thought is being given to shagging houseguest means crazy isn't that important and you should fuck em both (together preferably though lets be honest it's not gonna happen). If crazy was really important you'd never shag another women behind her back ... If you want to fuck other women during the romantic just met flush of love stage just wait until you're married!!! Spot on! *The girl who works at the cinema waved at me today....Should I try and fuck her? Yours, concerned. Parky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The girl who works at the cinema waved at me today....Should I try and fuck her? Yours, concerned. Parky. Why not? Just use the aforementioned tools of the trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 The title of this thread is 'why men are stupid', it should be renamed 'why men are biologically tortured'. I was on a work trip a while back and was getting on really well with a lass who, had I been single, I would have torn my arm off to shag. It was a near stranger, no chance of getting caught, my every (admittedly drunken) instinct was telling me to do it, but I didn't cos I am married and not a c*nt. It's tough and I doubt there is a married man out there who hasn't at one time or another had similar thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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