The Fish 11067 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 ok, so things are going all right with this girl I've been seeing. She got a little bit of crazy in her, but freely admits and apologises for her crazy post-breakdown. She's also gone strides to improve her behaviour... however we've still to have the conversation where we decree that we're exclusive. so a friend of mine is coming up to London to see her friends band play, she was bemoaning the fact she had nowhere to stay so I've gallantly offered up my place. Normally this'd be fine, but she and I have had ... history before. I know, deep down, that if I want something to happen, something will happen. Now with this undeniably in my mind am I a fucking idiot for bringing this kind of shit into my nice new "relationship" just for a little nookie? OR am I breaking no rules and conducting my business like any other red-blooded man? your sage and insightful advice is, as always, greatly appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Shag her then deny it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Lay your cards on the table with the visiting chick that you're at the beginnings of something with the crazy. She'll be discreet and shag you as you're in demand. The other one won't find out if you ....stay frosty Job done. We expect a full report, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Why should Crazy miss out on all the fun Dave? Sit her down, talk to her about it. Explain that as much as you really like her (Crazy), you quite fancy the arse off this other bit and if Crazy really wants to be your serious girlfriend that she'd be willing to go two up with you on the house guest. Look at this way, if she says no, she never really wanted you anyway; if she says yes and loves it you've found yourself a keep'a; if she loves it to bits and turns then you've just saved yourself all the heartache of falling for her, living with her and being crushed that it was your fault (not being good enough) that she turned years later. Fucking man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 ok, so things are going all right with this girl I've been seeing. She got a little bit of crazy in her, but freely admits and apologises for her crazy post-breakdown. She's also gone strides to improve her behaviour... however we've still to have the conversation where we decree that we're exclusive. so a friend of mine is coming up to London to see her friends band play, she was bemoaning the fact she had nowhere to stay so I've gallantly offered up my place. Normally this'd be fine, but she and I have had ... history before. I know, deep down, that if I want something to happen, something will happen. Now with this undeniably in my mind am I a fucking idiot for bringing this kind of shit into my nice new "relationship" just for a little nookie? OR am I breaking no rules and conducting my business like any other red-blooded man? your sage and insightful advice is, as always, greatly appreciated. My advice is: 1. Does this bother your conscience? If no then 2. Might you get caught? If yes then 3. Do you care whether you get caught? If no then get stuck in. However you sould consider the alternative scenario: she might just want a bed for the night, you appear stark naked in the night, she freaks out and rats on you to the crazy woman. Your nuts are then removed with a spoon. Personally I couldn't handle the stress involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15836 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 And I thought the gays were bad with their promiscuity and lack of morals and tear-jerking showtunes. SRSLY THO: I don't care if I sound like an old man here; if you're serious about Crazy at any level, deep down, you'll not do anything with HouseGuest. If you're not, you will. It's not a question of what you think you should be doing, all that matters is what you actually do, whatever may motivate it. Simple. You won't let yourself do something you ultimately don't want. Making excuses afterwards (or beforehand) is the easy part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3640 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 (edited) And I thought the gays were bad with their promiscuity and lack of morals and tear-jerking showtunes. SRSLY THO: I don't care if I sound like an old man here; if you're serious about Crazy at any level, deep down, you'll not do anything with HouseGuest. If you're not, you will. It's not a question of what you think you should be doing, all that matters is what you actually do, whatever may motivate it. Simple. You won't let yourself do something you ultimately don't want. Making excuses afterwards (or beforehand) is the easy part. Are you sure you're gay Martin? It's not just a phase you're going through until you meet the right transgender woman??? Edited April 24, 2009 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 we could make a better judgement if we had photographic evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 we could make a better judgement if we had photographic evidence. This. One thousand times this. Mostly because I don't believe that there are two women out there that want a bit of the Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 we could make a better judgement if we had photographic evidence. This. One thousand times this. Mostly because I don't believe that there are two women out there that want a bit of the Fish. Does she arrive today? Both of them after a bit of the fish on a Friday tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 PS I've seen Crazy but not seen hide nor hair of House Guest, so can I just commend what Jimbo said. Do the right thing David.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 we could make a better judgement if we had photographic evidence. This. One thousand times this. Mostly because I don't believe that there are two women out there that want a bit of the Fish. Does she arrive today? Both of them after a bit of the fish on a Friday tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 we could make a better judgement if we had photographic evidence. This. One thousand times this. Mostly because I don't believe that there are two women out there that want a bit of the Fish. Does she arrive today? Both of them after a bit of the fish on a Friday tbh. Fillet O' Fish in a bap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 we could make a better judgement if we had photographic evidence. This. One thousand times this. Mostly because I don't believe that there are two women out there that want a bit of the Fish. Does she arrive today? Both of them after a bit of the fish on a Friday tbh. Fillet O' Fish in a bap? Fish fingered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 If you're even considering having sex with the 'other' girl then surely that points out to you that you are just not ready to be exclusive with the crazy one?? Its glaringly obvious to me! Shes not 'the one' or not yet anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I'm clearly getting old fashioned. You have to declare yourself exclusive? Or is "Crazy" not actually a relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I'm clearly getting old fashioned. You have to declare yourself exclusive? Or is "Crazy" not actually a relationship? I thought the same, but maybe its a more modern thing now! I thought being exclusive was a thing that you both would kinda know... that it was just a natural progression that occurs when you are seeing someone? ...maybe the crazy one already thinks its exclusive Mr Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Fish must be hung like a horse or something, or maybe they're both the insane side of crazy. He's hardly the most eligible prospect at the moment and clearly has little regard for fidelity. Oh, and asking for advice on Toontastic? Clearly not the greatest of ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 (edited) Fish currently unable to post as he's dragging his sofa down six flights of stairs. Edited April 24, 2009 by manc-mag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Fish must be hung like a horse or something, or maybe they're both the insane side of crazy. He's hardly the most eligible prospect at the moment and clearly has little regard for fidelity. Oh, and asking for advice on Toontastic? Clearly not the greatest of ideas. yes but threads about people's love/sex lives are always popular on here, so dont discourage him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 This is a hypothetical situation I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 ok, so things are going all right with this girl I've been seeing. She got a little bit of crazy in her, but freely admits and apologises for her crazy post-breakdown. She's also gone strides to improve her behaviour... however we've still to have the conversation where we decree that we're exclusive. so a friend of mine is coming up to London to see her friends band play, she was bemoaning the fact she had nowhere to stay so I've gallantly offered up my place. Normally this'd be fine, but she and I have had ... history before. I know, deep down, that if I want something to happen, something will happen. Now with this undeniably in my mind am I a fucking idiot for bringing this kind of shit into my nice new "relationship" just for a little nookie? OR am I breaking no rules and conducting my business like any other red-blooded man? your sage and insightful advice is, as always, greatly appreciated. Fish finally gets the chance to bed a lass and starts having second thoughts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 from a girls point of view, if she can go a little crazy, I really wouldn't want to give her an excuse to go big style crazy. Big style crazy = BAD, VERY VERY BAD. Be careful. Is one night really really worth it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22391 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 from a girls point of view, if she can go a little crazy, I really wouldn't want to give her an excuse to go big style crazy. Big style crazy = BAD, VERY VERY BAD. Be careful. Is one night really really worth it? You sound like you'd know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 All girls are 'mental' like tbh-massively insecure about cheating etc. And with good reason as Fish deftly illustrates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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