Guest Stevie Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Was having this debate with someone last night about just who are Britain's most boring cunts. Now don't get me wrong there's dull and funny, interesting and bland in every city, but I have to say, not just for the content of what they say, for their general demeanour, voice tone, enthusiasm, and just wankiness, it's possible that Brummies are collectively the most BORING CUNTS in Western Europe. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Midlands folk who say duck. What is the point of that area of UK ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Midlands folk who say duck. What is the point of that area of UK ??????? I say that about 90% of the country. The duck area is like Derbyshire where they say that and a bit of Nottinghamshire, them sort of people are exactly how they appear in Auf Wiedesehen Pet, when they go in to the Cross Keys, even the working class. Fuckin duck. That said they're well behind brummies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Without even reading your post (or looking at any of the other options for that matter!) I voted for Brummies... Just loike that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 What the fuck is it with you and people being 'boring'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 (edited) What the fuck is it with you and people being 'boring'? When I seen "last poster" Kid Dynamite I knew it would say this. Funny that. I was thinking about you last night as it happens as I was at Croft Park. Edited April 22, 2009 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Between Brummies and dour yorkshire bores. Had so many free beers in Brum I had to go Yorkshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Between Brummies and dour yorkshire bores. Had so many free beers in Brum I had to go Yorkshire. Totally agree. Do you think if we knew more about the the old kwaats, they'd feature above brummies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4856 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 brummies, its not their fault though they could be saying anything but that accent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Between Brummies and dour yorkshire bores. Had so many free beers in Brum I had to go Yorkshire. Totally agree. Do you think if we knew more about the the old kwaats, they'd feature above brummies? 90% of Krauts are essentially robots with soft tissue it takes about a year of Parky training before they're good for a civil beer outing. " Ja you drink ze beer zo fast, this ist not London Ja..ha ha...The bar doesn't close at 11...Ha ha ha.. All giggling like girls by 12 having drunk half what I have. The Germans you meet who are interesting turn out to be from Poland of Czech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 No option to vote for folk obsessed with locality ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Brummies or cockneys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Got a Brummie teacher at school who just rambles on and on. Fair enough to the man, the history of the English Language isn't exactly the most scintillating of topics, but I am certain there can be more va va voom added to it than having him speaking at us for an hour in his long Brummie drawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 (edited) The Brummie thing is also odd because you can make some great jokes whilst using the accent. My personal favourite: (In a Brummie accent - say it out loud -) Whats the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo? You can wash your hands in a Bison but you can't wash your hands in a Buffalo. Edited April 22, 2009 by Revolver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 The Brummie thing is also odd because you can make some great jokes whilst using the accent. My personal favourite: (In a Brummie accent - say it out loud -) Whats the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo? You can wash your hands in a Bison but you can't wash your hands in a Buffalo. A Brummie was fishing on a canal when his mate out for a walk saw him and stopped for a chat: "Alroiit skip ave yer caught anythin?" "Yerr...a whale, but I threw it back" "A whale?....keep going and you might get the rest of the bike" My thanks to the British Museum/Barry Cryer for the loan of that one For me its Yorkies....think Fred Trueman on Indoor League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Haha! Brilliant! I will add that to the Noddy Holder one and the other one about the Elephant that I have up me sleeve. Can't really be bothered typing them out mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I voted Mancs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 People from Essex are boring in the sense that they are all exactly the same fun seeking 'happy' air head wide boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Midlands folk who say duck. What is the point of that area of UK ??????? I say that about 90% of the country. The duck area is like Derbyshire where they say that and a bit of Nottinghamshire, them sort of people are exactly how they appear in Auf Wiedesehen Pet, when they go in to the Cross Keys, even the working class. Fuckin duck. That said they're well behind brummies. So why do you have the flag of St. George in your sig if you think 90% of your country is pointless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Midlands folk who say duck. What is the point of that area of UK ??????? I say that about 90% of the country. The duck area is like Derbyshire where they say that and a bit of Nottinghamshire, them sort of people are exactly how they appear in Auf Wiedesehen Pet, when they go in to the Cross Keys, even the working class. Fuckin duck. That said they're well behind brummies. So why do you have the flag of St. George in your sig if you think 90% of your country is pointless? Because the 10% that counts is worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCFC 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Brummies by far, they're total fucking mugs, not one brummie has ever said anything interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Brummies by far, they're total fucking mugs, not one brummie has ever said anything interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCFC 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Brummies by far, they're total fucking mugs, not one brummie has ever said anything interesting. What do you want bratwurst muncher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Brummies by far, they're total fucking mugs, not one brummie has ever said anything interesting. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charvski 0 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 worked with a brummie in america for 3 months and he totally bored me to shit. said nothing to even make you laugh everything was in monotone brummie nothingness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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