Park Life 71 Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 That Russian guy should go on holiday with Michael Knighton. Personally, I think he had a shitload of vodka and weird mushroos and watched Star Trek. I can imagine the aliens pissing themselves laughing at the ropey Russian women with their badly bleached hair, going to the market with their mulleted and shellsuited husbands in some shitty excuse for a car. The toxic smell of the bleached hair probably saved him from a 'probing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 A GERMAN UFO expert has claimed that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens - who are now attempting to contact Earth. Hartwig Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2 - an unmanned interplanetary probe blasted into space 33 years ago - has started transmitting strange, unintelligible signals, Bild newspaper revealed today NASA installed a 12-inch disk containing music and greetings in 55 languages in case intelligent extraterrestrial life ever found it. But last month the probe began sending back distorted messages from its location near the edge of the solar system that baffled NASA scientists were unable to decode, Mr Hausdorf says. "It seems almost as if someone had reprogrammed or hijacked the probe, thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth," the author of UFOs - They Are Still Flying told Bild. Start of sidebar. Skip to end of sidebar. Related Coverage The signal from Voyager 2 - which takes 13 hours to reach the Earth - broke off fully on April 22. NASA said engineers were working to solve a data transmission fault. The space agency has not commented specifically on Mr Hausdorf's comments, although it says the fault is likely to be a glitch in the probe's computer memory Voyager 2 and its twin, Voyager 1, were launched in 1977 to explore Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. Three decades on, they are the most distant human-made objects in outer space. Voyager 1 is currently more than 8.5 billion miles from Earth. It will soon travel beyond the heliosphere - a bubble the sun creates around the solar system - into interstellar space, scientists say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 could just be fucked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 could just be fucked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11556 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 could just be fucked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 The aliens are apparently pissing about with 13 hr radio transmissions on some old bit of tin sent out ages ago instead of just putting messages during ad breaks in Corry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 aye but that costs - they may not have a Bureau de Change handy.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 Edited May 18, 2010 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. muttering to yourself hardly counts as 'some talk' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I love the fact that it was sent off with a tape in 55 languages. Oh aye, incase Aliens could speak French etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. muttering to yourself hardly counts as 'some talk' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I love the fact that it was sent off with a tape in 55 languages. Oh aye, incase Aliens could speak French etc. Lingua Franca .............. he said in Portuguese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lahey 0 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. There was talk of November last year. TV time paid for apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. There was talk of November last year. TV time paid for apparently Yeah, Obama is keen on it and the advisors aren't, never mind the 'controllers'. Another JFk in the making if he ain't careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. There was talk of November last year. TV time paid for apparently Yeah, Obama is keen on it and the advisors aren't, never mind the 'controllers'. Another JFk in the making if he ain't careful. Do they mean bacteria, or proper UFO flying aliens? Those are quite low odds for something like that. I never knew David Icke had so much cash to drive the odds down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. There was talk of November last year. TV time paid for apparently Yeah, Obama is keen on it and the advisors aren't, never mind the 'controllers'. Another JFk in the making if he ain't careful. Do they mean bacteria, or proper UFO flying aliens? Those are quite low odds for something like that. I never knew David Icke had so much cash to drive the odds down. You fekin jokin innit??! We've been visited by about 71 different ET's and EBE's and that's just in the last 50 years or so.... This galaxy is teeming with life. Edited May 18, 2010 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Whereabouts are you hearing those Obama rumours Perky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 Whereabouts are you hearing those Obama rumours Perky? It's all over the interweb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. There was talk of November last year. TV time paid for apparently Yeah, Obama is keen on it and the advisors aren't, never mind the 'controllers'. Another JFk in the making if he ain't careful. Do they mean bacteria, or proper UFO flying aliens? Those are quite low odds for something like that. I never knew David Icke had so much cash to drive the odds down. You fekin jokin innit??! We've been visited by about 71 different ET's and EBE's and that's just in the last 50 years or so.... This galaxy is teeming with life. Life will find a way, deep ocean vents the big giveaway imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 18, 2010 Author Share Posted May 18, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. There was talk of November last year. TV time paid for apparently Yeah, Obama is keen on it and the advisors aren't, never mind the 'controllers'. Another JFk in the making if he ain't careful. Do they mean bacteria, or proper UFO flying aliens? Those are quite low odds for something like that. I never knew David Icke had so much cash to drive the odds down. You fekin jokin innit??! We've been visited by about 71 different ET's and EBE's and that's just in the last 50 years or so.... This galaxy is teeming with life. Life will find a way, deep ocean vents the big giveaway imo. Yep. Volcanoes are regulary discussed as part of the precursor inc building an atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22004 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 http://www.rense.com/ufo4/historyofufo.htm paddy power have 100-1 that extraterrestrial life will be announced by Obama by 2013 There is some talk of Nov this year. There was talk of November last year. TV time paid for apparently Yeah, Obama is keen on it and the advisors aren't, never mind the 'controllers'. Another JFk in the making if he ain't careful. Do they mean bacteria, or proper UFO flying aliens? Those are quite low odds for something like that. I never knew David Icke had so much cash to drive the odds down. You fekin jokin innit??! We've been visited by about 71 different ET's and EBE's and that's just in the last 50 years or so.... This galaxy is teeming with life. Life will find a way, deep ocean vents the big giveaway imo. What's the latest theories behind ocean vents being the origin of life? I thought that it had largely been discounted, in which case the existence of extremophiles in these locations doesn't really help us estimate the chance of life occurring. Even then, there's a huge difference between primitive life starting and evolution to space travelling aliens. Mars is crucial. Demonstrate that life began there and that opens up a lot of possibilities. I think though we'll find it is dead and always has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieracer 0 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I think you'll find that several species of Alien are alive and well and settled in certain areas of the UK namely a deprived little hovel in Durham, as well as several areas Wales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A6345407 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieracer 0 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A6345407 Jesus. Wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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